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Quote from Yourself »

No, yourself, if you're going to post, do some research buddy

Wow, good idea, it's almost like I did. If you're going to post, try actually reading what others have written.

Quote from Cliff_Racer »

So, it couldnt have been to long before a topic like this would show up. I want you guys to tear me apart; tell me how terrible my computer is. I copy/pasted this from that XFire page.

Processor:
AMD Athlon(tm) 64 Processor 3200+, MMX, 3DNow, ~2.0GHz
Memory:
1024MB RAM
Hard Drive:
80 GB
Video Card:
NVIDIA GeForce 6600
Sound Card:
SoundMAX HD Audio O

Post your specs too, if you want, then we all can join in the fun.

Quote from Mod.X »

Quote from entermines »

Quote from Cliff_Racer »

So, it couldnt have been to long before a topic like this would show up. I want you guys to tear me apart; tell me how terrible my computer is. I copy/pasted this from that XFire page.

Processor:
AMD Athlon(tm) 64 Processor 3200+, MMX, 3DNow, ~2.0GHz
Memory:
1024MB RAM
Hard Drive:
80 GB
Video Card:
NVIDIA GeForce 6600
Sound Card:
SoundMAX HD Audio O

Post your specs too, if you want, then we all can join in the fun.

Here are mine:

Windows XP Service Pack 3
512 MB RAM
Intel Pentium 4 CPU 2.40 GHz
Product Key: HCBR8-FGC2K-RY7BM-HM3KT-BKVRW

Get more ****ing ram. NOW.

Quote from Mod.X »

Quote from entermines »

I can't, my dad won't buy me some. I'm 9, duh.

Pay for it like me.

Quote from entermines »

Oh, by the way, since I don't tolerate swearing, I have intentions on reporting you for posting swear words. Stegriffffffff!

What? You aren't an admin, so no changing the rules for you. There is no rule for cussing or the such(Only if you're hating on somebody). Even in your presence. If you don't like it, don't be here.

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Quote from madk »

May supersweet new laptop:

Windows 7
4gb ram
500gb hd
intel i7-720 processor
ATI 5450 1gb
9-cell battery
720p display
bluetooth
wireless-n
backlit keyboard
hd audio 2.0

Quote from Mod.X »

Quote from overthewoods »

there is no sound to which ruins mine craft a little.

What the ****. Get a new PC. NOW.