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This is the funniest thing I've read in a while. "Crystal healing" for your computer.

By waving this pretty green rock around your computer:

You can prevent computer viruses! ...as long as you're already using an anti-virus program. Or, it will possibly explode on your desk when you do get a virus (as an early warning?), the article isn't exactly clear.

Anyway, I just thought I'd pass along this very useful information to you all.

Quote from Spark»

It's funny, I have a block of malachite in my drawer, use it as a paperweight.

Ironically never had a virus before.

Amazing! The crystal wavers were right, it works!

And here I was thinking this was all a load of coprolite.

Quote from BC_Programming»

That information is obviously fake. Everybody knows that the Malachite has to be enchanted for that to work.

And what do you enchant it with, A enchanting table, perhaps?

Get 4 computers by installing the Four Sword into the PCI-E slot! Any should do!

(seriously tho,don't put a sword on your pc

Quote from nTrud3r»

NOW you tell me, how many computers have I broken because I wanted 4 of them?

1?

Quote from Tuaam»

And what do you enchant it with, A enchanting table, perhaps?

Don't be silly, there's 4 pages of thorough instructions for how to properly magicify your rock. Or, to save time you can just give it a shower. Of course, if your rock is infused with extra quantums, you can skip those steps.

Quote from Strahan202»

Yep, good ole malachite. Don't forget your diagnostic crystal pendulum.