Zynga buys this game and makes it a facebook game.
- You need to add two friends before you can explore this cave.
- Spam the feed and beg your friends for Obsidian before you can build the Nether Potal.
- A pop-up window appears to sell you crap and while you are closing that window a creeper sneeks up behind you.
- Ask your friends for land deeds before you can expand your base.
You're the only one to blame for Minecraft's future failure!
Minecraft 1.5
-Removed hostile mobs
-Kicked Mojang from dev. team.
-Added quests
-Added Micky mouse
-Added chest looters
-Torches now burn wood, burn out
-Diamond ore now requires a diamond pick to mine (Wut?)
-Disney is now the developer
All blocks affected by gravity would just SUCK.
Think about it- You'd get buried in your mine, your giant fancy bridge would just collapse, the ground basically falling filling up cave spaces.. Falling into the void, even.
It's getting too painful to think about, actually. Gravity and I'm ragequitting Minecraft.
If they made Minecraft uncostumizable, (is that even a word?) as in no mods, texture packs, etc. that would suck. I love texture packs. Also, the second minecraft starts having "membership" (club penguin, ROBLOX, etc.) i'm rage-quitting.
Loads of things...
(The red ones are worse than the black ones which are worse than the green ones)
Removing blocks
Removing items
Removing mobs
Disney buying Minecraft
Removing mining, crafting, building, etc.
All Minecraft videos taken down due to copyright law
Minecraft Forums taken down due to copyright law
All blocks becoming TNT and all mobs become creeper
Removing ore
Removing trees
Removing water and lava
Removing fire
Removing Nether
Removing Generated Structures
Diamond and Emerald seven times as common as coal
Herobrine
Game locked on peaceful
Game made too hard
Guns
Obsidian tools
Golden apples and diamonds appearing in every dungeon, stronghold and abandoned mineshaft chest
Basicly, remove minecraft entirely and replace it with "Diseney Craft, the world where you can build Anything!" So long as you obey our man rules, and don't build anything
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$9,000,000,000 to start up the game
$20,000,000,000,000,000 to go on multiplayer
$130,000 to add servers
$16.5K to have a skin
$7,000 to break a block
$20,000,000 to place one
$1,000,000,000,000 to start a world
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- Smaller bricks (half is enough)
- Vehicles (minecarts and boats are enough)
- More fighting and battle
- More things like health and hunger
- Too many different types of mobs/animals or things like diamond and gold
I don't think Minecraft needs any major updates or new items.
Smaller bricks would be awesome I think. You'd be able to add more detail to builds. Imagine being able to add dental work to libraries or Colonial period houses.
I actually love fighting in the game. You could always play on Peaceful if you don't.
Now back OT, I think placeable spawners on a SMP server would be horrible. Imagine the griefing.
I have more things that would happen if Disney bought Minecaft:
-Free to play.
-SMP and SSP removed and turned into one big MMORPG.
-Premium membership that allows you to build your own house and customize it.
-Holiday parties.
-Little kids spamming the chat.
-Minecraftforums shut down due to copyright.
-Some idiot named blocky who starts the game off for you.
-PVP turned off.
-Fire removed.
-Nether removed.
-End removed.
-No mods.
-Pathetic block coins that you get to buy clothing with.
-A SENSEI NAMED CRAFTY TEACHS YOU THE WAY OF THE WOOD PUNCHING IN FIRE AND WATER VERSION
-MSA-Minecraft secret agency you do retarded things for.
-Can't kill anything whatsover.
-all worlds generate the same shape, no seeds exists
-there are special locations such as dance clubs and way other rubbish.
-deleting all undead mobs and make mobs like spiders have normal eyes.
-removing dungeons.
-removing TNT.
-only playable online.
-there is an ending, and once you get it, you can't get back to sandbox and the world is deleted.
-the only way to get food is to get them by trading.
-villages spawning pretty much everywhere.
It's horrible to even think about it.
OH MY GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO HORRIBLE!
They would also remove:
all mobs
and Implement:
Mickey Mouse.
Turning the player into
Mickey Mouse
Villages become:
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
OH MY GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO HORRIBLE!
They would also remove:
all mobs
and Implement:
Mickey Mouse.
Turning the player into
Mickey Mouse
Villages become:
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
They would also add
Disneyworld
and all blocks into
Disney'sUnbreakableBlock;ID:1203
except for:
All blocks in disney but once again
DisneysUnbreakableCastleBlock;ID:1204
and
DisneysUnbreakableLampPostBlock;ID:1205
and
DisneysUnbreakableFaceBlock;ID:YOURFACE
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I try not to laugh at my own jokes,but I know I am hilarious.
OH MY GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO HORRIBLE!
They would also remove:
all mobs
and Implement:
Mickey Mouse.
Turning the player into
Mickey Mouse
Villages become:
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
They would also add
Disneyworld
and all blocks into
Disney'sUnbreakableBlock;ID:1203
except for:
All blocks in disney but once again
DisneysUnbreakableCastleBlock;ID:1204
and
DisneysUnbreakableLampPostBlock;ID:1205
and
DisneysUnbreakableFaceBlock;ID:YOURFACE
And we can't forget that we can't travel 100 blocks from the spawn point without buying a membership for $25.00/month. Oh god. Wouldn't that be horrible.
too much mobs
new ores
new texture
tv
nice creepers
creeper chicken
- You need to add two friends before you can explore this cave.
- Spam the feed and beg your friends for Obsidian before you can build the Nether Potal.
- A pop-up window appears to sell you crap and while you are closing that window a creeper sneeks up behind you.
- Ask your friends for land deeds before you can expand your base.
Minecraft 1.5
-Removed hostile mobs
-Kicked Mojang from dev. team.
-Added quests
-Added Micky mouse
-Added chest looters
-Torches now burn wood, burn out
-Diamond ore now requires a diamond pick to mine (Wut?)
-Disney is now the developer
As soon as I'm allowed to upvote again, you sir, are receiving one.
Think about it- You'd get buried in your mine, your giant fancy bridge would just collapse, the ground basically falling filling up cave spaces.. Falling into the void, even.
It's getting too painful to think about, actually. Gravity and I'm ragequitting Minecraft.
Basicly, remove minecraft entirely and replace it with "Diseney Craft, the world where you can build Anything!"
So long as you obey our man rules, and don't build anything
$9,000,000,000 to start up the game
$20,000,000,000,000,000 to go on multiplayer
$130,000 to add servers
$16.5K to have a skin
$7,000 to break a block
$20,000,000 to place one
$1,000,000,000,000 to start a world
Smaller bricks would be awesome I think. You'd be able to add more detail to builds. Imagine being able to add dental work to libraries or Colonial period houses.
I actually love fighting in the game. You could always play on Peaceful if you don't.
Now back OT, I think placeable spawners on a SMP server would be horrible. Imagine the griefing.
OH MY GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO HORRIBLE!
They would also remove:
all mobs
and Implement:
Mickey Mouse.
Turning the player into
Mickey Mouse
Villages become:
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
They would also add
Disneyworld
and all blocks into
Disney'sUnbreakableBlock;ID:1203
except for:
All blocks in disney but once again
DisneysUnbreakableCastleBlock;ID:1204
and
DisneysUnbreakableLampPostBlock;ID:1205
and
DisneysUnbreakableFaceBlock;ID:YOURFACE