"Dumbest. Game. Ever." It seriously looked so dumb. And I can't explain it to people without making it sound dumb. But after they pull their first all-nighter building a scale model of the Great Pyramids of Giza complete with catacombs and sarcophagi... I'm proven right that it is the greatest game in existence.
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I could compare creepers to Al Qaeda, or I could compare you to a classroom full of Special Ed students. The similarities are striking in your case, much unlike those in your theory.
I didn't say anything. I was too busy looking at the wide open oceans, epic-looking cliffs, and admiring that I could transverse this expansive land. Unfortunately, I was watching an LP and I wouldn't know that my computer could only handle the heavier fog settings.
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WOAH, WAIT. Our eyes take pictures? Please tell me I can recover these pictures from another person.
You have to stick a thumb drive up their nose, drag and drop the pictures onto it, and then load them through your ear.
My friend introduced me, I still remember my first world. It had the most epic landscape I have ever seen, with a huge mountain that had branches going out, making large overhangs that would have made for an epic house.
Had I known what I was doing.
I was too busy getting raped by spiders in my tree house, digging in caves for lava, and then accidentally burning down my entire tree house.
Your life
A naked truth revealed
Dreams you never lived and scars never healed.
I bought it a month or two ago.
WASD was a foreign language to me back then, but now I try to move forward using w in point and click games.
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The Amazing Dot
"I just built a castle with a lavafall!"
"Zombies molested me in a cave and ate me alive!"
My mind was filled with grandiose images and glorious ideas. Then I saw the game.
"What...is this?"
The graphics man! Everything was BLOCKY! It looked like something from the NES!
Of course, I like retro games, so that actually appealed to me. I just hadn't been expecting it.
That's right, I can speak in caps.
YUM YUM YUM!
"Ooh, I can break blocks, too?"
"Uh-oh, why's it getting dark?"
"What's that white thing that's pooping arrows at me?"
Problem?
Had I known what I was doing.
I was too busy getting raped by spiders in my tree house, digging in caves for lava, and then accidentally burning down my entire tree house.
Good times, good times.