I cheated a pig spawner, then made a line of fire with nether-rack (lit it up ofc with flint) and i routinely take out a carrot and stand behind the line so that the pigs will die before they get to it. I find that so relaxing lol.
I trapped a villager in my house as a personal butler.
Somebody died on an awful PVP server, I got their stuff (enchanted diamond stuff) by accident. When they wondered where it went I just kept my head down and said nothing.
I killed my friend and made him rage quit, but I didn't know he only had three hearts.
I could keep going...
I once built a secret lab while feeling like an evil genius. I had villagers in cages, hanging above lava, and I tested enchantments, explosives, potions and torture methods on them. Also locked players in there by de-opping them, teleporting them into bedrock reinforced cells and changing their spawnpoint.
But if we speak practically it was probably building two redstone experiments on a friends server: First a machine that every 1 second teleported everyone 1000 blocks up in the air with command-blocks. I did not remember coordinates, so nobody could teleport to the commandblock and remove it. Finally the owner had to remove my entire cellar with mcedit...
I also built a lag machine with repeaters and lamps wired to a rapid pulser, which caused anybody near it to have a significant fps drop, and almost crashed the server.
I must say I'm happy I wasn'tbanned for more than an hour...
I talked to a sheep for ten minutes about random sheepy things like not being racist against black sheep and maybe eating lamb chops a couple of times. Then I pushed him off a cliff... He was an orange sheep. He gave me some ORANGE WOOOOOL! Somehow he survived, though.
Claimed a factions base, broke all the armor and weapons chests, then diverted thier skeleton and zombie spiders into the giant underground castle. I left the spawn chunk and said thier base was under attack. I had blocked all thier mines and exits. A few attempted to dig up but died in fire and lava. Only one drank a resistance potion after dieing once so I shot him. He appeared to be fleeing with diamonds and valuables which all burned
Guy who killed me when I first joined was shot by skeleton.
Guy who helped him was slain by zombie.
The force field hacker was shot by skeleton.
The corrupt admin who ignored evidence was shot by MushyNinja's Revenge Bow!
Ect ect ect.
Then after about 30 minutes I claimed thier spawn, drowned the mobs, burned the jungle above the city, reclaimed it all and began building a communist dwarven city under a massive obsidian volcano.
I'm going to post the story of this servers conquest later. Me and two friends basically took over the -,+ quadrent of a normally 140 person server. With this underground lava submerged metropolis as the capital.
Rerouted a mob spawner into a SMP town...
He wanted the city, so he took it.
I guess I should say this server had a plugin which let you trap creepers and other mobs with redstone and recive eggs. Creepers could be used as grenades and we would throw blazes onto sky bases as they were near impossible to melee in that environment. Rarely we released withers but we ended up burying 2 and leaving 1 on an island for travelers
Fired MASSIVE TNT cannons at a large peace conference, destroying the storage room and pig stables (main method of travel no SRS!) We marched on the building throwing mob eggs and wolves in front of us, I sat upon my flying TNT cannon watching the carnage. I almost felt regret although they had built this upon my land and was financed by one of my enemy's. Only 1 of our own was lost, he was supplementing the ciling with TNT and the other was just there for show, he only had a few creeper eggs and food. Over all it sent a message. One seldom forgot by the +,+ quadrents.
Used invisablity potions to sneak inside another major factions base, I followed a miner down out of site, dumped lava on him and used his own tools and some TNT I brought. This faction had a large cathedral like room with 3 x 3 pillars and beams. I hollowed them out and used TNT and dirt (it breaks easily) to fill it back up. That miner found me after about 5 minutes of this and he alerted them all. I fled to the roof lighting the TNT behind me. I lept thinking I would land on the airship that delivered me. Only a flying TNT block struck me down. The joy as I watched the explosion from the death screen.
^pretty cool story man, wish I could see that, pretty epic faction raids you did there.
in the current SMP server I'm on I got a private quadruple cave spawner, somehow so guys managed to get in, so I was really ed off, what I did was put my mob disguise on (so that mobs don't notice me) and waited for 200 cave spiders to collect, and then I let hell loose, I watched as the spiders mutilated the guys that were fighting them with Iron swords and armor , they noticed me as a flying zombie behind the sea of dark green skin.
clear enough they never stepped back in there.