I talked to a sheep for ten minutes about random sheepy things like not being racist against black sheep and maybe eating lamb chops a couple of times. Then I pushed him off a cliff... He was an orange sheep. He gave me some ORANGE WOOOOOL! Somehow he survived, though.
Claimed a factions base, broke all the armor and weapons chests, then diverted thier skeleton and zombie spiders into the giant underground castle. I left the spawn chunk and said thier base was under attack. I had blocked all thier mines and exits. A few attempted to dig up but died in fire and lava. Only one drank a resistance potion after dieing once so I shot him. He appeared to be fleeing with diamonds and valuables which all burned
Guy who killed me when I first joined was shot by skeleton.
Guy who helped him was slain by zombie.
The force field hacker was shot by skeleton.
The corrupt admin who ignored evidence was shot by MushyNinja's Revenge Bow!
Ect ect ect.
Then after about 30 minutes I claimed thier spawn, drowned the mobs, burned the jungle above the city, reclaimed it all and began building a communist dwarven city under a massive obsidian volcano.
I'm going to post the story of this servers conquest later. Me and two friends basically took over the -,+ quadrent of a normally 140 person server. With this underground lava submerged metropolis as the capital.
Rerouted a mob spawner into a SMP town...
He wanted the city, so he took it.
I guess I should say this server had a plugin which let you trap creepers and other mobs with redstone and recive eggs. Creepers could be used as grenades and we would throw blazes onto sky bases as they were near impossible to melee in that environment. Rarely we released withers but we ended up burying 2 and leaving 1 on an island for travelers
Fired MASSIVE TNT cannons at a large peace conference, destroying the storage room and pig stables (main method of travel no SRS!) We marched on the building throwing mob eggs and wolves in front of us, I sat upon my flying TNT cannon watching the carnage. I almost felt regret although they had built this upon my land and was financed by one of my enemy's. Only 1 of our own was lost, he was supplementing the ciling with TNT and the other was just there for show, he only had a few creeper eggs and food. Over all it sent a message. One seldom forgot by the +,+ quadrents.
Used invisablity potions to sneak inside another major factions base, I followed a miner down out of site, dumped lava on him and used his own tools and some TNT I brought. This faction had a large cathedral like room with 3 x 3 pillars and beams. I hollowed them out and used TNT and dirt (it breaks easily) to fill it back up. That miner found me after about 5 minutes of this and he alerted them all. I fled to the roof lighting the TNT behind me. I lept thinking I would land on the airship that delivered me. Only a flying TNT block struck me down. The joy as I watched the explosion from the death screen.
^pretty cool story man, wish I could see that, pretty epic faction raids you did there.
in the current SMP server I'm on I got a private quadruple cave spawner, somehow so guys managed to get in, so I was really ed off, what I did was put my mob disguise on (so that mobs don't notice me) and waited for 200 cave spiders to collect, and then I let hell loose, I watched as the spiders mutilated the guys that were fighting them with Iron swords and armor , they noticed me as a flying zombie behind the sea of dark green skin.
clear enough they never stepped back in there.
One night I was alone on an SMP server and bored. So i went around and broke everyone else's bed...then put it right back exactly where it was. This reset all their spawn points back to spawn. No one noticed until people started dying in normal ways and respawning in a desert instead of their bedrooms.
For added evil, go to spawn and pillar up into the sky. Build an obsidian platform filling the spawning area, about 50 blocks above the ground. Remove your pillar on your way back down. Now break everyone's bed. They respawn...on an obsidan platform 50 blocks above the ground, with no tools or weapons. All they can do is jump off, die, and respawn back on the pillar.
For idiots that build their rail tunnels only one block wide. Remove the torch or lever that powers one of their booster rails, so it stops carts instead of boosting them. Install obsidian blocks above the tracks so people sitting in a cart stopped on the tracks, or trying to dismount in the narrow tunnel, will suffocate.
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For idiots that build their rail tunnels only one block wide. Remove the torch or lever that powers one of their booster rails, so it stops carts instead of boosting them. Install obsidian blocks above the tracks so people sitting in a cart stopped on the tracks, or trying to dismount in the narrow tunnel, will suffocate.
I once did that to myself on accident.. besides it wasent with obsidian it was stone.. and i didnt bring any tools with me
Well i kind of got this texture pack that made lava look like water and so i made my friend use it because i said it was good so whenever he was walking around i would get a bucket of lava and make a well and make him jump in it, of course it looked to him just like a normal well and jumped and died
He lost 7 diamonds and a stack of iron, i kind of felt sorry for him but man the look on his face was priceless
so i killed them, they only lasted a day.i just realized that rhymed... I'm a poet!
Guy who killed me when I first joined was shot by skeleton.
Guy who helped him was slain by zombie.
The force field hacker was shot by skeleton.
The corrupt admin who ignored evidence was shot by MushyNinja's Revenge Bow!
Ect ect ect.
Then after about 30 minutes I claimed thier spawn, drowned the mobs, burned the jungle above the city, reclaimed it all and began building a communist dwarven city under a massive obsidian volcano.
I'm going to post the story of this servers conquest later. Me and two friends basically took over the -,+ quadrent of a normally 140 person server. With this underground lava submerged metropolis as the capital.
Rerouted a mob spawner into a SMP town...
He wanted the city, so he took it.
I guess I should say this server had a plugin which let you trap creepers and other mobs with redstone and recive eggs. Creepers could be used as grenades and we would throw blazes onto sky bases as they were near impossible to melee in that environment. Rarely we released withers but we ended up burying 2 and leaving 1 on an island for travelers
Fired MASSIVE TNT cannons at a large peace conference, destroying the storage room and pig stables (main method of travel no SRS!) We marched on the building throwing mob eggs and wolves in front of us, I sat upon my flying TNT cannon watching the carnage. I almost felt regret although they had built this upon my land and was financed by one of my enemy's. Only 1 of our own was lost, he was supplementing the ciling with TNT and the other was just there for show, he only had a few creeper eggs and food. Over all it sent a message. One seldom forgot by the +,+ quadrents.
Used invisablity potions to sneak inside another major factions base, I followed a miner down out of site, dumped lava on him and used his own tools and some TNT I brought. This faction had a large cathedral like room with 3 x 3 pillars and beams. I hollowed them out and used TNT and dirt (it breaks easily) to fill it back up. That miner found me after about 5 minutes of this and he alerted them all. I fled to the roof lighting the TNT behind me. I lept thinking I would land on the airship that delivered me. Only a flying TNT block struck me down. The joy as I watched the explosion from the death screen.
in the current SMP server I'm on I got a private quadruple cave spawner, somehow so guys managed to get in, so I was really ed off, what I did was put my mob disguise on (so that mobs don't notice me) and waited for 200 cave spiders to collect, and then I let hell loose, I watched as the spiders mutilated the guys that were fighting them with Iron swords and armor , they noticed me as a flying zombie behind the sea of dark green skin.
clear enough they never stepped back in there.
for friendly mobs,
i have to lure them with wheat,
then i step on a pressure plate..
then a hole opens up,
then they fall in it..
then i hit a switch..
and they get crushed..
and i loot them!..
2.i made a 10long hallway..
the ground is soulsand,
beneath it is ice,
then i have water pushing you back,
and spiderwebs, and a sign at the the start of the hallway saying "Diamonds!".. and a empty chest at the end of it!
3.I threw eggs at a villager until he fell in a lava pit
I might update this later because i plan on doing some "Stuff"
For added evil, go to spawn and pillar up into the sky. Build an obsidian platform filling the spawning area, about 50 blocks above the ground. Remove your pillar on your way back down. Now break everyone's bed. They respawn...on an obsidan platform 50 blocks above the ground, with no tools or weapons. All they can do is jump off, die, and respawn back on the pillar.
For idiots that build their rail tunnels only one block wide. Remove the torch or lever that powers one of their booster rails, so it stops carts instead of boosting them. Install obsidian blocks above the tracks so people sitting in a cart stopped on the tracks, or trying to dismount in the narrow tunnel, will suffocate.
One does not simply sneak up on a creeper.
Cats.
He lost 7 diamonds and a stack of iron, i kind of felt sorry for him but man the look on his face was priceless