OK now I'm really convinced I was playing on the project Kanto map when I get near Viridian town I see two chickens waiting at the entrance to the town the only other wildlife being a pig across town and a cow hiding behind the pokecenter they know.
I Love our feathery friends, ALL HAIL CATZ & DOGZ & CREEPERS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ENTER THE CREEPER
we wont hurtsssssssssssss you, I ssssssssssssswear
WE ARE COMEING FOR YOU! AND YOU CANT STOP US, LET THE CREEPER INVASION BEGIN!
Also, cats scare creepers away. Why would you like both cats AND creepers?
I agree, the chickens are foul, wicked, deceitful bast*rds and we should exterminate them. I go into my strip mine, where mobs never, ever spawn, and I'm greeted by two chickens hiding in the auxiliary mineshafts. They're watching you, me, and everyone else too. They're heartless, remorseless beasts that stalk you like murderous rapists, with dry, tasteless meat that only restores six hunger points compared to the cow or the pig's eight.
Slaughter them like cattle, and enjoy ever minute of it.
space log day 15 station breached we have a unknown breach in storage bay 4 this is not good this is where we are carrying space crimnial 4798 code name cluckster he is considered dangrous i request backup ii repeat he has escaped... OMG HEELLLPPPPP HESSS GOOTT MEEEEEE transmishion cut
CHICKENS ARE EVIL IM KIDNAPPED SAVE ME I'm---ow!---sure that these conspiracies are all lies, and(stop shoving!) chickens are fine creatures that mean no harm. (stop jabbing me with your beaks! OW! Fine, I'll go on...) No, chickens are wonderful and mean no harm. They are not planning-ouch!-to kill us all, and definitely not trying to resurrect the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse this December. No. Not at all. Chickens are always to be trusted, it's these conspiracy theorists that are evil. (How long is this stupid speech? Let me g--MY EAR! YOU PECKED OFF MY--) CHICKENS ARE AMAZING NOT TRYING TO KILL US I AM NOT KIDNAPPED EVERYTHING'S FINE LISTEN TO US AND JOIN OUR FORCES!!!
Okay, the chickens are gone, I don't have much time, but DON'T LISTEN TO THE CHICKENS! Oh crap, here they come again, need to post this beforensoiaöjafhhfuiae
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