The chikens are opon us! the eggs now hatch! quickly! before thechicken armys of eggs yew saved until now destroy all fo minecraft!!!
Toss the eggs into the lavapits!
DONT THROW IN LAVA why? because chickens are from the nether whats in the nether lava what are things from the nether resistent to [thanks to notch] LAVA!
chickens dont die from or
they pretend they do then swim under the surface
throw them in cacti
your right...Chickens are more powerfull than we realized
Toss them into the void!
nothing can survive the void!
and if it does it will fall forever.
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"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!" --Tzneetch in regards to a chess match against Creed.
The chikens are opon us! the eggs now hatch! quickly! before thechicken armys of eggs yew saved until now destroy all fo minecraft!!!
Toss the eggs into the lavapits!
DONT THROW IN LAVA why? because chickens are from the nether whats in the nether lava what are things from the nether resistent to [thanks to notch] LAVA!
chickens dont die from or
they pretend they do then swim under the surface
throw them in cacti
your right...Chickens are more powerfull than we realized
Toss them into the void!
nothing can survive the void!
and if it does it will fall forever.
The chickens can fly, although they only do it when were not looking as to make us think that they cant fly. if we throw them into the void they'll just fly out and push us into the void we tried to destroy them in
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dang chikens are invinsible...
what do we do?
cactuses wont work cause they will slip by and miss them...
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"You messed up. Now I gotta mess you up. It's the law." —BA baracus (Mr.T)
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!" --Tzneetch in regards to a chess match against Creed.
how to foil the chickens evil plot:
step 1: whenever you see an egg, pick it up and throw it into the nether
step 2: make sure the egg is nice and burned
step 3: repeat steps 2 and 3 until you feel better
step 4: obtain a chicken and tell him how you destroyed all of his unborn babys.
step 5: if he lays an egg kill him. the egg will spawn the devil.
step 6: take the devil egg into the nether and place it next to pigmen. only zombiepigmen can dest
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hey guize i wuz in my house and then I saw wut loked liek a crapper in corner but then it wuz cactus!?!?! Is ths heriburn???
sounds like work...
ima just trap all the chikens i find.
they will never escape and if they try ill tos them in a dungeon!
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"You messed up. Now I gotta mess you up. It's the law." —BA baracus (Mr.T)
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!" --Tzneetch in regards to a chess match against Creed.
The following book was extracted from a skeleton in a strange obsidian maze. We believe it contains critical information to end the chicken regime.
Day 257 of Minecraft
Log Entry no. 456
Today, I dug and found it... the empty abyss, a pit in the bedrock. This void seems to have nothing below it and may exist in a fourth dimension past the sky. Further testing later once I find a way to prevent myself from ever falling into it.
Log Entry no. 457
The pit is now fully secured. But while I finished the last block of fence, a pig fell in.
Frantic oinking ensued, followed by awful cracking noises.
Moments later, a strange green object emerged. Needless to say, I ran from it as it made a macabre hissing noise.
Then the other guy who was playing the server fell in after mining for a block of hard-to-reach diamond.
There were screams of agony that rose in pitch until ending at no earthly tone.
This time, an undead monster clambered out of the void. I'll seal this off with overkill amounts of obsidian in the morning.
Log Entry no. 458
Today, a single chicken plummeted into the void, too.
Knowing what happened the last two times, I was running before I even saw it.
The chicken climbed out of the pit, completely unscathed. It stared at me unnaturally before sealing me in an obsidian maze and vanishing in a puff of feathers and brimstone.
Here I still wander, with tools hopelessly mangled, never to escape. I write this to urge you, whoever you are - destroy the chickens before they corrupt Notch to allow hapless players to build gateways to their horrendous realm of fire and death! Do it before October 31, 20...
The rest of it is blotted with tears. It's impossible to read.
I had also found a half a page of an ancient seeming diary inside a chicken I had dissected.This is all I could make out:
"Nether Day 1 2000 B.N.
Today I found out how to visit a how mysterious place...I call it the Nether.The first thing I had encountered was a small village of men who were similar to pigs.They showed me the way to live in the Nether.They mentioned something about a small white figure who whips them to work,and that they aren't allowed to speak his name.At first,I thought it could be a baby ghast...but then he wished to speak with me.He was one of them.One of them.The small chicken lord was a strict,uptight,ugly SOB.He sends in raid parties in which hordes of ghasts destroy villages.More details later,I think another raid is happening...
Nether Day 2 2000 B.N.
We managed to fight off the raid party,but I was the only surviver...I am being taken prisoner by the spies.I managed to tell my assistant that if I didn't come back in 6 hours to close the portal and destroy it,and I hope he did...according to my research I have been doing the next portal should be available on October 31,2010 N..If anyone reads this,please make sure to prevent and kill all chickens...If you find my body,dead or alive,do not give me a burial.If you do,the warlords become stronger...Please,just dest..." And the rest was cut off an/or blurred.
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"Then again, at 12, you really shouldn't be on 4Chan."-dirminxia
I am doing many tests with four chickens...they were unresponsive
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"Be a man. Fight a zombie."-Legolas75893
"Then again, at 12, you really shouldn't be on 4Chan."-dirminxia
I had also found a half a page of an ancient seeming diary inside a chicken I had dissected.This is all I could make out:
"Nether Day 1 2000 B.N.
Today I found out how to visit a how mysterious place...I call it the Nether.The first thing I had encountered was a small village of men who were similar to pigs.They showed me the way to live in the Nether.They mentioned something about a small white figure who whips them to work,and that they aren't allowed to speak his name.At first,I thought it could be a baby ghast...but then he wished to speak with me.He was one of them.One of them.The small chicken lord was a strict,uptight,ugly SOB.He sends in raid parties in which hordes of ghasts destroy villages.More details later,I think another raid is happening...
Nether Day 2 2000 B.N.
We managed to fight off the raid party,but I was the only surviver...I am being taken prisoner by the spies.I managed to tell my assistant that if I didn't come back in 6 hours to close the portal and destroy it,and I hope he did...according to my research I have been doing the next portal should be available on October 31,2010 N..If anyone reads this,please make sure to prevent and kill all chickens...If you find my body,dead or alive,do not give me a burial.If you do,the warlords become stronger...Please,just dest..." And the rest was cut off an/or blurred.
6 hours was to shot you had too little time here is why in nether time passes at 16 times the speed so does movement just so nooen trys this
I thought they were cute! ^.^... Until I kept one. I was lucky. He smash my home to bits, and ate what was in my chests, stole my diamonds and took the eggs... I had a lot... *shudder*
I thought they were cute! ^.^... Until I kept one. I was lucky. He smash my home to bits, and ate what was in my chests, stole my diamonds and took the eggs... I had a lot... *shudder*
Oh no...dude,make a moat.Now.Make Cacti,make lavafalls.Do anything.
Also, Dare me to?
There was nothing left
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______________________________________________________
"Be a man. Fight a zombie."-Legolas75893
"Then again, at 12, you really shouldn't be on 4Chan."-dirminxia
I had also found a half a page of an ancient seeming diary inside a chicken I had dissected.This is all I could make out:
"Nether Day 1 2000 B.N.
Today I found out how to visit a how mysterious place...I call it the Nether.The first thing I had encountered was a small village of men who were similar to pigs.They showed me the way to live in the Nether.They mentioned something about a small white figure who whips them to work,and that they aren't allowed to speak his name.At first,I thought it could be a baby ghast...but then he wished to speak with me.He was one of them.One of them.The small chicken lord was a strict,uptight,ugly SOB.He sends in raid parties in which hordes of ghasts destroy villages.More details later,I think another raid is happening...
Nether Day 2 2000 B.N.
We managed to fight off the raid party,but I was the only surviver...I am being taken prisoner by the spies.I managed to tell my assistant that if I didn't come back in 6 hours to close the portal and destroy it,and I hope he did...according to my research I have been doing the next portal should be available on October 31,2010 N..If anyone reads this,please make sure to prevent and kill all chickens...If you find my body,dead or alive,do not give me a burial.If you do,the warlords become stronger...Please,just dest..." And the rest was cut off an/or blurred.
6 hours was to shot you had too little time here is why in nether time passes at 16 times the speed so does movement just so nooen trys this
I guess our friend didn't know that?Sorry about double post
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"Be a man. Fight a zombie."-Legolas75893
"Then again, at 12, you really shouldn't be on 4Chan."-dirminxia
your right...Chickens are more powerfull than we realized
Toss them into the void!
nothing can survive the void!
and if it does it will fall forever.
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!" --Tzneetch in regards to a chess match against Creed.
The chickens can fly, although they only do it when were not looking as to make us think that they cant fly. if we throw them into the void they'll just fly out and push us into the void we tried to destroy them in
Leadership Organizer, Original Leader,and Occasional Diplomatof P.A.E.C.Twhat do we do?
cactuses wont work cause they will slip by and miss them...
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!" --Tzneetch in regards to a chess match against Creed.
The only way we can kill them is with explosives, assuming they don't run away in the cloud of smoke
Leadership Organizer, Original Leader,and Occasional Diplomatof P.A.E.C.Tstep 1: whenever you see an egg, pick it up and throw it into the nether
step 2: make sure the egg is nice and burned
step 3: repeat steps 2 and 3 until you feel better
step 4: obtain a chicken and tell him how you destroyed all of his unborn babys.
step 5: if he lays an egg kill him. the egg will spawn the devil.
step 6: take the devil egg into the nether and place it next to pigmen. only zombiepigmen can dest
dig a 2x2x2 hole in the ground. throw all your eggs into it. pour lava into the hole. (or one tnt)
free feathers. dead spies.
ima just trap all the chikens i find.
they will never escape and if they try ill tos them in a dungeon!
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!" --Tzneetch in regards to a chess match against Creed.
Day 257 of Minecraft
Log Entry no. 456
Today, I dug and found it... the empty abyss, a pit in the bedrock. This void seems to have nothing below it and may exist in a fourth dimension past the sky. Further testing later once I find a way to prevent myself from ever falling into it.
Log Entry no. 457
The pit is now fully secured. But while I finished the last block of fence, a pig fell in.
Frantic oinking ensued, followed by awful cracking noises.
Moments later, a strange green object emerged. Needless to say, I ran from it as it made a macabre hissing noise.
Then the other guy who was playing the server fell in after mining for a block of hard-to-reach diamond.
There were screams of agony that rose in pitch until ending at no earthly tone.
This time, an undead monster clambered out of the void. I'll seal this off with overkill amounts of obsidian in the morning.
Log Entry no. 458
Today, a single chicken plummeted into the void, too.
Knowing what happened the last two times, I was running before I even saw it.
The chicken climbed out of the pit, completely unscathed. It stared at me unnaturally before sealing me in an obsidian maze and vanishing in a puff of feathers and brimstone.
Here I still wander, with tools hopelessly mangled, never to escape. I write this to urge you, whoever you are - destroy the chickens before they corrupt Notch to allow hapless players to build gateways to their horrendous realm of fire and death! Do it before October 31, 20...
The rest of it is blotted with tears. It's impossible to read.
BUH BUH BUHHHHHH...
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Chickens are immune to the lava, they just hide in it until we turn our backs
Leadership Organizer, Original Leader,and Occasional Diplomatof P.A.E.C.T"Nether Day 1 2000 B.N.
Today I found out how to visit a how mysterious place...I call it the Nether.The first thing I had encountered was a small village of men who were similar to pigs.They showed me the way to live in the Nether.They mentioned something about a small white figure who whips them to work,and that they aren't allowed to speak his name.At first,I thought it could be a baby ghast...but then he wished to speak with me.He was one of them.One of them.The small chicken lord was a strict,uptight,ugly SOB.He sends in raid parties in which hordes of ghasts destroy villages.More details later,I think another raid is happening...
Nether Day 2 2000 B.N.
We managed to fight off the raid party,but I was the only surviver...I am being taken prisoner by the spies.I managed to tell my assistant that if I didn't come back in 6 hours to close the portal and destroy it,and I hope he did...according to my research I have been doing the next portal should be available on October 31,2010 N..If anyone reads this,please make sure to prevent and kill all chickens...If you find my body,dead or alive,do not give me a burial.If you do,the warlords become stronger...Please,just dest..." And the rest was cut off an/or blurred.
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"Be a man. Fight a zombie."-Legolas75893
"Then again, at 12, you really shouldn't be on 4Chan."-dirminxia
The Plague
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"Be a man. Fight a zombie."-Legolas75893
"Then again, at 12, you really shouldn't be on 4Chan."-dirminxia
The Plague
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"Be a man. Fight a zombie."-Legolas75893
"Then again, at 12, you really shouldn't be on 4Chan."-dirminxia
drop a block of tnt down the hole
Leadership Organizer, Original Leader,and Occasional Diplomatof P.A.E.C.T6 hours was to shot you had too little time here is why in nether time passes at 16 times the speed so does movement just so nooen trys this
no this may not work just get mc edit and seal it w/ adminium
PlanetSide 2 Megathread because why not?
Oh no...dude,make a moat.Now.Make Cacti,make lavafalls.Do anything.
Also,
Dare me to?
There was nothing left
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I guess our friend didn't know that?Sorry about double post
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