I'm thinking that the Endermen are alien invaders that destroyed all the major civilizations on Minecraft, every human that didn't hide in secluded villages or sucumb to the zombie plague was transformed into Creepers by the interdimensional radiation that the Endermen give off.
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We're all friends here... Except for the walrus in the corner, he spits at passerby.
I know of the real creation of the creeper...You know, pig+fail=green pe**s.
But I'd like to think Notch gave birth to them...
But enough of my immature rantings.
They were created when Markus Pearsson (Is that how you spell it?) failed to create a proper pig model, resulting in a green exploding creature.
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They are the almighty vengeful forces of nature itself. They extrude from the very leaves of the trees we punch, and darkness consolidates them. The rage of nature being exploited manifests in creepers exploding. When their almighty master and controller Notch left, they became even more feral, not caring about minimizing damage to it's mother, the earth.
I also have a theory for the endermen, (though it's not as lengthy as the main point that I did xD)
The endermen were people like us. Their world was in danger and they needed a new planet to go to. Since the closest planet was Minecraftia, they teleported there. The atmosphere in Minecraftia is different, causing their skin to darken and their bodies to stretch and thin. Since their evolution, the endermen can't do much but slowly build from the nearby materials and are so ashamed of how they look that they'll kill anyone who looks at them.
Also, the atmosphere is what caused a pig to die of colic from eating too many leaves, the leaves caused the body to explode and the acid caused the leaves to change. They ate the pig and grew in to the monster we know today as the creeper
When Steve first arived on minecraftia, the plantlife began to evolve to cope with his destruction, and they evolved to a point where they grew legs and explosive tendincies.
There once was two kingdoms, Minecraftia and the powerful Empire of Creeperia. Minecraftia was inhabited by human beings, while Creeperia was inhabited by an race of intelligent creatures known as creepers. Both kingdoms lived preacfully, traded peacefully, and often travelled to each other (back then, it was normal to see friendly creepers walking the streets and chatting with miners and villagers). Then, The king of Minecraftia found that the Empire of Creeperia had diamonds, and he wanted diamonds more than anything else. So, he sent his armies to conquer Creeperia. There was an long and bloody war in which the creepers fought bravely against the Minecraftian forces. In the end, the creepers were forced to revert to suicide bombing as the minecraftians had more advanced weapons, so they ate gunpowder and blew themselves up. Several years later, the Creeperian goverment had collapsed and the Minecraftian goverment was unstable due to the war (it lasted 50 years). The creepers still resisted the Minecraftian forces despite that the military had mostly surrendered and the goverment was gone. The Minecraftian goverment was also very weak, due to massive spending. Also, the diamond mines had been purposely destroyed by the creepers to avoid it falling into enemy hands. Soon, the Kingdom of Ender to the south attacked Minecraftia and soon the endermen had toppled the Minecraftian goverment. To this day, creepers still attack you because they are the last remaining remnants of the Creeperian military and they believe you are an Minecraftian soldier. And today, the strongholds are all that remained of an once powerful civilization. And the king of minecraftia managed to escape the endermen besieging the Minecraftian capital and he was never seen again. His name was Herobrine. And to this day, endermen still rule over the ruins of minecraftia.
Once, long ago, there were many races of spiecies on minecraftia. The sheep, pigs, cows, etc. were still, well, the animals we know today. However, the creepers, skeles, spiders, and endermen were different. They were friendly creatures that lived happily with the steves. The endermen were the builders of great temples and stuctures, the skeletons great hunters of animals, having been the first race to craft a bow, when a spider died and the skeletons honored the spider by making an invention to protect the spiders from harm, and using the spider's silk. (This tradition has long been forgotten exept for a select few-the spider jockeys.). The spiders were the warrior class, fighting with agility and speed alongside their steve counterparts. The creepers, however, had no use, for the only ability they had was to explode and kill themselves, which the steves thought was horrible. The creepers were thankful for the steve's not wanting to squander thier lives, but they were jealous of the fame the other races got. So, the creepers decided to get revenge. They blew up great tunnels, revealing magma and a rare ore, one even the endermen haden't seen. It was dubbed "Die-a-man" by the creepers, for their lust for revenge was so great that the named the ore as such. The tunnels they blew up were the caves we know today. "Die-a-man" turned into Diamond, and soon the creepers began to spread word of it to the steves. The creepers were happy when the steves began to look for it, searching hi and lo for the elusuve ore. When the steves crafted diamond picks, they mined obsidian, and accidenaly created a portal. When the creepers went in, they bargained with the ghasts and blazes to give them gunpowder. They convinced the steves that it could be diamond, and they should light it on fire. Many steves died. The steves then attacked the creepers, but the creepers killed themselves to defeat the steves. The other creepers told the other mobs about this, and they sided with the creepers in a great war. The steves built great mineshafts to get as many ores as possible. These are the abandoned mineshafts we know. The endermen fought for the steve's cobble, then build hundreds of outposts underground. Those were dungeons, and the spawners were the product of the endermen magicians. They placed the steve's items in chests for later use. But soon, the war escalated and many mobs were dying. The monsters needed more soldiers, so and enderman magician made a disiese that turned steves into zombies. The steves countered this by making a potion that would make the monsters burn in sunlight. When the steves attacked with it, the zombies and skeletons shielded everyone else so only they would burn. However, the spiders got a small dose of it, so instead of burning, they would become friendly in the sunlight. The endermen got millions of pieces of cobble, and built the strongholds. However, the endermen had sustained heavy casualties during the war, so all the other monsters crafted a portal with a block unknown to this day (it is speculated that said block was so rare that it took it's entire worldly volume to create it.). the endermen enchanted some of thier pearls to activate it, and most endermen went through,accept for a few who stayed behind to continue building dungeons. An enderman magician made a special spawner that spawned silverfish to protect it. The portal's eyes of ender were destroyed, so the steves couldn't access it. The war continued, and the steves became so few in number that they spread out through minecraftia, never seeing each other again. The monsters soon dominated the underworld. The endermen created a poisonous spider to guard the mines, so steves wouldn't go in again. The strongholds decayed, and the silverfish burrowed into the stone bricks. So, whenever a hostile mob attacks you, it is because of the great war. (Also, chuckle whenever you see a burning zombie. Your anscestors are responsibe!)
Slimes went and had relations with a tree that had recently taken in a TNT block and a mutant baby was created that died shortly after birth, only to get struck by lighting minutes later and to return to life, only to roam the world, endlessy, with a vengeance towards a man named Steve for no apparent reason, deciding to blow up in his face if Steve doesn't run in time.
he was negelcted for years by humans because of his looks so now whenever he sees one he explodes out of rage!
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Creepers were The Lord Markus' failed attempts to create man, and when he finally DId create men, creepers were happy, they were happy to have mankind and pigmen as company, they built huge houses together, huge towns, cities, and empires, life was good
but there was one problem with men and pigmen, they had something the creepers didnt, greed, if a creeper was mining and struck iron, gold, or diamonds, the others would dash towards the payload, and snatch it all up,
one day, the first nether portal was discovered, and everyone rushed in to find lush riches in the new world, the nether was a beautiful place, there was a golden castle full of riches beyond their wildest dreams. the owner of the fortress, Lord Markus himself, came to see what had been done, his home in shreds, he saw happy men and pigmen strolling down the bridge he made carrying more treasure then they could carry, this angered Markus and he cursed the entire population of the world, the sky turned a crimson red as all men were separated from eachother, so far that the may never be able to come in contact with another human being again, the pigmen were not so lucky, being the honor guards of the fortress, sent to earth to accompany man, Notch stripped them of life, barred them from reentering the surface world ever again, and put huge, horrific firebreathing beasts in their place as guardians.
the creepers went about their business, waiting for their companions to return, but they never did
the creepers donned depressed faces, until one of them saw something, a light in the distance, he was elated to reunite with a possible friend, but instead of greeting him with open arms, he struck him with a makeshift wooden sword, the creeper was devistated, and the bottled up sum of all felt emmotions of all currently living creepers at the time, gained a burning, explosive feeling of vengance, and he burst, destroying the small outpost that the miner called a base, marking the age of a new era of creepers, an era of vengance, an era of freedom, and most importantly, an era of very pissed off players
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Creepers were The Lord Markus' failed attempts to create man, and when he finally DId create men, creepers were happy, they were happy to have mankind and pigmen as company, they built huge houses together, huge towns, cities, and empires, life was good
but there was one problem with men and pigmen, they had something the creepers didnt, greed, if a creeper was mining and struck iron, gold, or diamonds, the others would dash towards the payload, and snatch it all up,
one day, the first nether portal was discovered, and everyone rushed in to find lush riches in the new world, the nether was a beautiful place, there was a golden castle full of riches beyond their wildest dreams. the owner of the fortress, Lord Markus himself, came to see what had been done, his home in shreds, he saw happy men and pigmen strolling down the bridge he made carrying more treasure then they could carry, this angered Markus and he cursed the entire population of the world, the sky turned a crimson red as all men were separated from eachother, so far that the may never be able to come in contact with another human being again, the pigmen were not so lucky, being the honor guards of the fortress, sent to earth to accompany man, Notch stripped them of life, barred them from reentering the surface world ever again, and put huge, horrific firebreathing beasts in their place as guardians.
the creepers went about their business, waiting for their companions to return, but they never did
the creepers donned depressed faces, until one of them saw something, a light in the distance, he was elated to reunite with a possible friend, but instead of greeting him with open arms, he struck him with a makeshift wooden sword, the creeper was devistated, and the bottled up sum of all felt emmotions of all currently living creepers at the time, gained a burning, explosive feeling of vengance, and he burst, destroying the small outpost that the miner called a base, marking the age of a new era of creepers, an era of vengance, an era of freedom, and most importantly, an era of very pissed off players
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Not a bad Story, not bad at all....
AWESOME STORY MAN NOTCH JEB WOULD BE PROUD.
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My name isn't Craig, and I'm not a creeper. But my imaginary friend is both of those things.
Oh look, the nuclear bomb that just wiped out the humans on minecraftia mutated the bones and flesh of people into skeletons and zombies, and the pig population got affected a little, by turning them into suicide bombing green pointy things.
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The ancient testificates were cunducting expeirments and somhow mixed TNT, green cloth, and noteblocks into a life form. It escaped, and somehow multiplied. In the escape of the expeirment, all of the testifictes were changed. THey couldn't talk, and had no hands.
We're all friends here... Except for the walrus in the corner, he spits at passerby.
But I'd like to think Notch gave birth to them...
But enough of my immature rantings.
They were created when Markus Pearsson (Is that how you spell it?) failed to create a proper pig model, resulting in a green exploding creature.
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The endermen were people like us. Their world was in danger and they needed a new planet to go to. Since the closest planet was Minecraftia, they teleported there. The atmosphere in Minecraftia is different, causing their skin to darken and their bodies to stretch and thin. Since their evolution, the endermen can't do much but slowly build from the nearby materials and are so ashamed of how they look that they'll kill anyone who looks at them.
Also, the atmosphere is what caused a pig to die of colic from eating too many leaves, the leaves caused the body to explode and the acid caused the leaves to change. They ate the pig and grew in to the monster we know today as the creeper
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(10/5/15) If you want to have a laugh, go look at some of my posts from back in ~2010 ( i was 10/11 what can i say)
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read that to a certain point to find out what I think creepers are!
Not a bad Story, not bad at all....
AWESOME STORY MAN
NOTCHJEB WOULD BE PROUD.I found this machinima video
Creeper Orgins.