When you immediately turn around and get ready to swat at something when you leave the house early in the morning, thinking that there might be giant jumping spiders on the roof.
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WOAH, WAIT. Our eyes take pictures? Please tell me I can recover these pictures from another person.
You have to stick a thumb drive up their nose, drag and drop the pictures onto it, and then load them through your ear.
When you try to make an infinite water source by making a small pool of water.
When you punch a tree only to realize it justs results in breaking your hand.
When you think you get pure diamond gems when you mine diamond ore.
When you think furnaces are actually made from just cobblestone.
When you try to make iron armor by "drawing out" the armor pieces with iron ingots.
When you try to swim up a waterfall.
When you're surprised that punching leaves doesn't drop apples.
When you turn on all the lights in your house so that mobs don't spawn.
When your favourite number is 64. (64 is my favourite number)
When your maths teacher asks you what the circumference of a circle is and you think "What the **** is a circle"
When you so a non-wooden door you look around for a button, pressure plate or a lever
When you count to the number 64 then start back at 1
When your dad opens a new bottle of Pepsi and you hear the hissing noise you duck (I've done this I don't know how many times)
When someone says round you say to them "There's no such thing as round"
When you believe that the world is flat like they did ages ago
When you get an assignment from your science teacher telling you to do a report on a natural and synthetic resource and you choose diamond and when it asks "How is it formed" and "How is it obtained" you put in "Diamonds are formed during world generation and spawn at Y level 16 and below, below sea level" and "Diamonds ware obtained by using an iron/diamond pickaxe"
When you break a bone and then eat a pork chop hopping that it will heal instantly
When you gently hit your dog when you want it to sit
When you right your username on a test paper
When you go to a farm and ask the owner what all the animals are (excluding pigs, cows, chicken and sheep)
You can't stop thinking about Minecraft.
http://www.youtube.com/user/InkstersGamez
Really helps me out!
I swear, I see you on every fahking thread I look at.
Not gonna lie though. Through my long time of playing Minecraft. I've done many similar things. Love all you Minecrafters out there!
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When you punch a tree only to realize it justs results in breaking your hand.
When you think you get pure diamond gems when you mine diamond ore.
When you think furnaces are actually made from just cobblestone.
When you try to make iron armor by "drawing out" the armor pieces with iron ingots.
When you try to swim up a waterfall.
When you're surprised that punching leaves doesn't drop apples.
When you turn on all the lights in your house so that mobs don't spawn.
When your maths teacher asks you what the circumference of a circle is and you think "What the **** is a circle"
When you so a non-wooden door you look around for a button, pressure plate or a lever
When you count to the number 64 then start back at 1
When your dad opens a new bottle of Pepsi and you hear the hissing noise you duck (I've done this I don't know how many times)
When someone says round you say to them "There's no such thing as round"
When you believe that the world is flat like they did ages ago
When you get an assignment from your science teacher telling you to do a report on a natural and synthetic resource and you choose diamond and when it asks "How is it formed" and "How is it obtained" you put in "Diamonds are formed during world generation and spawn at Y level 16 and below, below sea level" and "Diamonds ware obtained by using an iron/diamond pickaxe"
When you break a bone and then eat a pork chop hopping that it will heal instantly
When you gently hit your dog when you want it to sit
When you right your username on a test paper
When you go to a farm and ask the owner what all the animals are (excluding pigs, cows, chicken and sheep)
When you think that you see an Enderman in your neighbors backyard.
When you see a dark corner under a storage rack at work and think that it needs a couple of torches under it.
Yes, I've done all of these.
Also, when you dream and you solve issues in your dreams by crafting things like in Minecraft (true story - LOL)!
I said this. Two days later, my computer's motherboard melted down and I had to get a new one with Windows 8.
Irony in the first degree.
http://dev.bukkit.or...ightning-death/