If you dig a giant pit in your backyard, and when neighbors complain, tell them "I need to get bones somehow" you might be a minecrafter...or a serial killer.
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If you get wood when you punch trees, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you try to make a fountain with a bucket of water, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you try building a floating castle, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you have the **** scared out of you by anyone wearing green, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you're scared of 2 meter by 2 meter by 1 meter spiders, you're normal.
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When you go to sleep for 10 minutes thinking that it's daytime again, you might be a Minecrafter
When you arrange sand and sulphur in a particular pattern hoping that it will make TNT, you might be a Minecrafter
When you pick mushrooms thinking that you can make mushroom soup for dinner, you might be a Minecrafter
When you try to eat raw porkchops after you got shot by a guy, you might be a Minecrafter
When you wake up one day finding yourself on a deserted island and the first thing that comes into your mind is "Punch a tree", then you might be a Minecrafter
When you try to make a 10x10 cubic meter doorbell, you might be a Minecrafter
When you block off some water that you think is the source block, hoping that the flood in your house will clear, you might be a Minecrafter
When you think a stick that glows red on the top gives infinate power, you might be a Minecrafter
If you can't do stew from two brown mushrooms you are a MINECRAFTER.
If you slaughter dogs and don't get nothing ur a minecrafter.
If ur idea of furnace is a 8x8x1 structure ur a minecrafter.
You may be a Minecrafter if you...
...push livestock and wolves off cliffs 'before they do so to you.'
...wonder why the livestock struggle as you're pushing them.
...wonder why the wolves bite as you're pushing them.
...wonder why you're bleeding from the bites rather than flashing red each time.
...wonder why your arm isn't rectangular.
...try to staunch the bleeding by eating raw porkchop/cooked porkchop/cake/cookies/bread/mushroom stew (that you carry with you for incidences like this).
...don't go to a hospital for rabies treatment.
...really hate 'peaceful' NPCs.
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'Technology has left us hopelessly spoiled,' Charlie Brooker wrote. 'We whine like disappointed emperors the moment it does anything other than pander to our every whim.'
-If you think you need 3 whole buckets of milk, and only 1 eg, you're a minecrafter.
- If you try to jump down 128 meters into a 1*1*2 hole of water, and think you can survive, you're a minecrafter.
- If you're thinking that its dangerous in the dark, you're a minecrafter. It is
- If you think that zombies(your mom) drop feathers, when they are killed, you're a minecrafter.
- If you're tinking that if you hit a sheep, you instantly get wool, you're a minecrafter.
- If you think you arent minecrafter, you're a minecrafter. Becuse everything in the world is the opposite of what it is or what you say or think it is, like your mom is a man, or your papa is ya momma. That means that the world don't exist because the opposite goes in an endless circle of oppositeness. Or is it a rectangle of oppositeness, because this IS the minecraft world(because I want it to be. But that cannot be true because the world is the opposite what it is, so firstly it is the world(as we know it) then its the minecraft world, then the real world, then te minecraft world, then the real world, then the minecraft world... <-- In an endless octopus.
So because its the opposite of what we think it is(we think the world we live in is the real world) we possibly live in the minecraft world. And that is why you're minecrafter if you think you're not.
COMPILED LIST OF ALL THE JOKES THAT I THOUGHT WERE NOT BAD!
If you try to come up with clever or better ways to use bits of red dust that you smashed from rocks earlier when at work you might be a minecrafter.
If you have lines of magic dust stretching throughout your house that make wondrous things possible, you might be a minecrafter. (Or Ozzy Osbourne)
If your in public and embarrass your self by jumping and screaming "OH ****" when you hear a hissing noise, you might be a minecrafter.
If you punch trees in public until your fist is bloody, you might be a minecrafter.
If you feel compelled to punch through trees when your fireplace is low on wood you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can dig through solid rock with your bare hands, but you just won't get any usable stone out of it, you might be a minecrafter.
-If you have a 100 ft tower in front of your house so you dont get lost, you might be a minecrafter.
If you carry a bucket of water with you everywhere... "just in case"... you might be a Minecrafter.
If you think digging downwards will not bring you to China, you might just be logical... I mean a MineCrafter
when you see a rock that's blue and run at it with the nearest iron pickaxe, you may be a minecrafter.
If you picket outside your local town hall saying slime balls should have a use, you might be a Minecrafter.
-If you spend hours in the real world trying to figure out how to kill the undead and fictitious creatures in a more efficient/larger scale/ spectacular way you might be a minecrafter.
If when you accidentally break something and expect it to form a small version of itself that you can put right back in perfect condition you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can dig through rock with wooden pickaxe you might be a minecrafter.
if you think you can clear a mountain with a feather, you either are vary stupid of a minecrafter
. If you think you can pack a cubic kilometre of stone into your backpack, you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can get chicken when you throw an egg, then you might be a Minecrafter.
If you're afraid to go out at night, you might be a minecrafter.
If you divise all building you see in cube in your mind, you might be a minecrafter...
If you burn other peoples houses, you'd BETTER BE a Minecrafter
If you beat up cows and pigs you might be a minecrafter
If you're affraid to go to the bathroom 'cause teh hall is too dark you may be a minecrafter
If you put blocks on the ground and expect them to instantly grow bigger, you might be a minecrafter.
If you carve a 3x3 square into a piece of wood and expect it to make stuff, you might be a minecrafter.
If you put three rocks and two sticks together, and expect them to become a pickaxe, you might be a minecrafter.
If you try to dig into your floor to make a personal mine, you might be a minecrafter.
If you start punching dirt to make a hole, you might be a minecrafter.
If you expect you bacon to cook in 5 seconds, you might be a minecrafter.
If you dump a bucket of water, and expect it to flow forever, you might be a minecrafter.
If you play any games that involves zombies, and when you kill one and ask "Why didn't it drop feathers on death?" you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can scoop up lava with a bucket you might be a minecrafter.
If you find interest in a bar of / on the ground you are a minecrafter.
If your first thought upon killing a spider is "Delicious bow ingredients." Yeah, you're prolly a minecrafter.
if you try to make a sword from one stick and two squares of stone in a square of wood, you might be a MineCrafter
- if you're successful, you might be a GOOD Mine Crafter
-if you try to paint sheeps with a pink dye made out from a rose and a bone, you might be a minecrafter
If you try punching a sheep to get it's wool, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you think of making a moat of lava around your house for protection, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you have torches in your house to brighten the darkness, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you start drowning and reach for cake, you might as well be a minecrafter.
-If you think that squid are passive and won't attack you when you hit them... You might be a minecrafter.
-If you place torches everywhere around your house so that you'll be safe at night... You might be a minecrafter.
-If you value iron over gold... You might be a minecrafter.
-If you punch sheep and expect 1 - 3 cubic meters of wool to fall off... You might be a miencrafter...
-If you run around the neighbor hood, trying to dig into or underneath peoples houses to try and steal their diamonds... You might be a griefing minecrafter.
-If you pour a bucket of water and expect it to produce an infinite stream of water until you pick it up again... You might be a minecrafter...
If it takes you the leather of TWENTY SIX cows to make a full leather suit for yourself, You might be a Minecrafter... or massively fat.
If you go to the grocery store and wonder why there aren't names above people's heads, you might be a MineCrafter.
Went to the clinic yesterday with two broken fists. The doctor ask what I was doing, and I reply, "Oh, I was renovating my house."
"Oh, okay." Still a little puzzled on how my hands were broken, he asked again, "So, how did you bust your hands up?"
I simply replied, "Couldn't find my tools, so I had punch everything with my hands."
If you have OCD, and start collecting dirt and sand, you might be a minecrafter.
If you refer to arson as grief, you might be a minecrafter.
If you pass another car as you're coming down a hill and wonder why it doesn't give you a speed boost, you might be a minecrafter.
If you are capable of carrying 2304 cubic meters (20,000 tons) of iron and swimming up a waterfall, you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can not fall from cliffs/edges etc. when you are crouching, you might be a Minecrafter
if you have a secret panic room behind a painting that has a self destruction button you might b...... OH NEVER MIND
If you survive a 20m fall and try to eat some raw meat to fix the broken bones, you might be a minecrafter.
If you job with demolition, you might be a greifer Minecrafter.
if you have a wooden chest in the middle of your bedroom you might be a minecrafter.
If you punch a flower to death, then try to put it back compleatly un-affected, you might be a Minecrafter
If you think diamonds can only be found ~50 metres under sea level you might be a minecrafter.
If you're swimming and think that the bubbles coming out of your mouth indicate how much air you have left, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you are building your own minecart underground system from your house to your secret mine on the other side of the town, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you are planting cacti all around your house for protection, you may be Minecrafter.
If you actually build obsidian portal and try to light it up by flint&steel, you may be Minecrafter.
If you are travelling only by minecart, you may be Minecrafter.
If you always carry diamond tools with you (just in case ), you may be Minecrafter.
If you are looking for underground dungeons, you may be Minecrafter.
If you have a house made of diamond blocks, you are Minecrafter.
If you made fully functional redstone computer which is actually bigger than Manhattan, you are playing Minecraft.
If you don't believe those crappy old wires and use redstone ones instead, you are Minecrafter.
If you are wearing gold armor, you are Minecrafter.
If you think, that you will survive a fall into the lava by jumping in the water afterwards, you are definitely Minecrafter.
If you see things in 16x16 resolution, you are Minecrafter.
If you are scared of Africa because of those "creeper-like yellow giraffes ", then you are Minecrafter.
If you put iron into your oven and expect to smelt perfect iron ingot , you are Minecrafter.
If you have pressure plates all over the house, you may be Minecrafter.
If you are opening the door by punching them, you are Minecrafter.
If you think you can walk on water or even lava, you are Minecrafter.
If you attempt to slaughter animals and fend off the armies of the undead with a flower, you might be a minecrafter.
If you try to remodel your home with a pickaxe, you might be a minecrafter.
If you are afraid of spiders, you might be a minecrafter.
If your face resembles , you might be a minecrafter.
If you go to the beach, make a sandcastle, and have a person ask you "How'd you do that?". If you answer "Sandstone." Your a Minecrafter.
If you play a game and set the difficulty to "Peaceful", your a Minecrafter.
If you go to a steakhouse and ask how you like your meat and you say "Raw." Your a Minecrafter
If you get shot in the chest with an arrow and attempt to eat mound after mound of raw meat to mend your wounds, you might be a minecrafter.
If you can't take off your underwear because "something " in there might explode, you might be a minecrafter
If chickens make you nervous, you might play Minecraft.
if you hit a cow with a bucket and think milk will be inside, you may be a minecrafter
if you hit the ground and think a square block will eject out, you may be a minecrafter
if your ladder is chopped up, you may be a minecrafter
if you make a chair using signs and steps, you may be a minecrafter
if you are scared of a cage with fire, you may be a minecrafter
if you think gold is useless then you may be a minecrafter
if your scared to touch your boat on a edge, you may be a minecrafter
if you think you can ride a boat up a downward current, you may be a minecrafter
if you think diamond can only be mined with only an iron pick, you may be a minecrafter
if you think that a white jellyfish will shoot fireballs at you, you may be a minecrafter
If you build a castle out of stone which you cooked in an oven you might be a minecrafter.
If you can think these jokes up you should be a minecrafter.
If you scream when someone opens a can of soft drink, you might be a minecrafter.
If you know who is you might be a minecrafter.
If you are obsessed with building underground tunnels for minecarts made of stone you might be a minecarter.
If you try to stay in a cave with torches burning up the air, so you can see where to find more coal to burn up more air, you might be a minecrafter.
If you were born on sand, you might be a minecrafter.
If you collect the bones of people, mash them up, and throw them onto your flowers expecting instant growth, you may be a Minecrafter.
-If you find yourself trying to place items agaisnt walls, or in midair, you might be a MineCrafter.
-If you find yourself trying to beat leaves off of trees in public for saplings, you might be a minecrafter
If you think you need to press T to talk, you are probably a minecrafter...
If you think that putting a diamond in a box makes you able to play music, you might be a minecrafter.
If you have a large doorbell consisting of one or two 1m square blocks, connected with red dust, you might be a minecrafter (Noteblocks jay!)
If you search the "F" key when there's fog, you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can keep lit torches in your backpack, your either very stupid or a minecrafter.
If you spend hours of digging diamonds in your backyard, even though you are in the wrong part of the world, you might be a minecrafter
If you put gunpowder and sand together, and expect to get a full loaded box of TNT, you might be a minecrafter
If you make a diamond sword and go out on Halloween, then you might be a minecrafter
If you think you can shoot arrows with the speed of a machinegun, you might be a minecrafter
If you can't lie down or sit, you might be a minecrafter
If you think cakes are square, then you might be a minecrafter.
If you think NATO should light up bin laden's cave to prevent creepers from spawning, then you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can jump from anyheight in 2 meter of water, then you might be a minecrafter.
If you think people who own red brick house are very rich then you might be a minecrafter.
If you have stopped to pray and instead, always keep 14 cubes of obsidian and a flint and steel to return back to the world.
if you have a sign over your house you might be a minecrafter.
if you have a flat roof and try killing pigs with a bow on it then your a minecrafter.
If you try to put out lava with water, you might be a minecrafter.
If you use 2000 Iron ingots to make a roller coaster to watch pigs ride it, Your a Minecrafter
If your windows are a meter thick then you might be a minecrafter.
If you make cakes out of 3 buckets of milk and two sugar canes' worth of sugar, you're either a minecrafter or really unhealthy.
If you hate the way your world looks and try to reskin it, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you try swim up a waterfall, you mite be a minecrafter.
If you see flaming zombies, your either on shrooms or a minecrafter
If you find yourself gluing many different colors of wool to your house, you might be a MineCrafter.
Your a Minecrafter if you think that a coal torch burns forever.
-your map size is ridiculous from all your adventures.
-The Tetris Effect becomes the equivalent of Eagle Vision for you.
-Try to convert real-life objects/structures into minecraft object/structures.
-You have participated in a program "legitimacy" debate.
-You foolishly believe in Herobrine (for at least a small period of time).
-You have a paranoid fear of chickens
-You dedicate large amounts of time to the game.
-You have been brought in by another minecrafter.
If you think you can make a perfect cube of snow from 4 perfectly spherical snowballs, you might be a minecrafter.
if you walk around wondering why there is so many buildings and npc's then you might be a minecrafter,
if you stand on torches, and expect them to stay where they are , you might be a minecrafter,
if you go around looking for floating minature arrows in the morning then you are either an idiot or a brave minecrafter.
if you stand on torches, and expect them to stay where they are , you might be a minecrafter,
if you go around looking for floating minature arrows in the morning then you are either an idiot or a brave minecrafter.
If you want to change what's in your pocket with INVedit, You might surely be a minecrafter.
When you start cooking stones in your oven, you might be a MineCrafter.
When you start going to farms and dying sheep, you might be a MineCrafter.
When you replace all your electrical circuits with red stones, you might be a MineCrafter.
When you start walking around with a camera on your head and talk to yourself while doing so, you might be a MineCraft Let's Player.
if your kids complain about there room lighting and you give them coal for christmas
you might be a minecrafter
If you cook your meals using a bucket of lava you got from the lava pool at the bottom of your house's basement, you might be a minecrafter.
If you think that the only use for bowls is to hold mushrooms, you might be a Minecrafter.
if you are able to pack 48,972.68 tons of pure gold in your backpack and still walk with no problem, you might be a minecrafter or a mixture between the hulk and chuck norris.
If you bought a Kinect just so you could try to punch trees, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you can dye 2 entire sheep red with one flower, you are a Minecrafter.
If you get excited about mossy stones, you might be a minecrafter.
If you try to rebound cannonballs with flowers, you might be a minecrafter
If you think you can go around a 90 degree turn in a mine cart at full speed, and not tip, you might be a minecrafter.
If you don't own a rattle snake, you might be a minecrafter.
If you don't get surprised by a cow jumping on your stove, you BETTER BE a minecrafter.
If you're fishing in your swimming pool you might be a minecrafter.
If you gather red mushrooms so that you can make soup you are very wrong or a minecrafter.
If you think you can talk to someone on the other side of the world ,you either have skype, msn, a telephone OR you are a minecrafter
if you put mines on your garden to prevent roubbery, you better be minecrafter
If your last thought is &e0, you might be a (dead) minecrafter.
If you walk to work wearing a 220 pound suit of armor made out of pure diamond, you might be a minecrafter.
If you can't kill a chicken in less than 5 punches you might be a minecrafter
If you believe the reason you can't "dig up" is because of lava, you're probably a minecrafter.
you know your a minecrafter when you walk into a jewelry store and wonder why the diamonds aren't blue.
You might be a minecrafter if you've ever dug up an entire mountain. By hand. And then used the dirt to build an island.
You might be a minecrafter if you try to "build a desert."
If you start mining through the base of a building and not expect the building to fall down upon you, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you carry as much TNT around with you as you can and do not expect to be arrested for terrorism, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you wear a green shirt with blue pants and your name is Steve, you might be a minecrafter.
you might be a minecrafter if you think diamonds are shaped like eggs.
you might be a minecrafter if you ever try to start a mine with no support beams.
you might be a minecrafter if you store everything in chests and nothing else.
when you look at a compass and wonder why it doesn't point to your house you might be a minecrafter.
If you stare at a ball and you can't understand why there are no corners, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you find yourself terrified of spiders from fear they may have skeletons on their back, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you find yourself punching cows in the face for leather, you may be a Minecrafter.
If you find yourself making plans to help the people of the world then deciding against it from lack of resources, you may be a politician, or a Minecrafter.
If you find yourself wondering why your lime green jelly doesn't have a face on it and chasing after you, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you think a day in total lasts 20 minutes (10 for day, 7 for night and 1 1/2 for sunrise/set) then you might have a fast perception of time or you're a minecrafter.
If you think that you can ride a pig, you're a minecrafter.
If you think that putting just regular coal or charcoal on a stick makes a forever-lasting torch, you're a minecrafter.
If you think you can cook a cactus for green dye, you're a minecrafter.
If you think that trying to take a bookcase will result in it being gone forever, you're a minecrafter.
If you think that you can use a sugar cane to make paper, you're a minecrafter.
If you think a tree trunk burns forever, you're a minecrafter.
If u punch leaves and expect mini trees to pop out u might be minecrafter
when you whack Dynamite to set it off, You may be a Minecrafter.... and you may be a dead man.
If you tell your friend he should go in to this house you made, not telling him that its rigged with turrets, TNT walls, and collapsible floor. You might be a minecrafter.
If you punch a cacti to collect it, you might be a minecrafter.
If you search lava pool in the forest near your home, you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can make a solid white stone wall using sand, you might be a minecrafter.
If you try fishing in your bathroom and it works, you might be a minecrafter.
If you here a slurp coming from outside and you feel the urge to build a large wall with a lip, you might be a minecrafter.
if you mentally look at buildings and imagine groups of bricks in perfect cubes, you are playing too much minecraft, and have become autistic.
If you start a mine in your back garden, regardless of what the neightbours may think, you may be a minecrafter.
If you see everything in 1x1x1 metre blocks, you may be a minecrafter.
If you regularly ignore the dictionary definition of 'lava', you may be a minecrafter.
And if you think a metal bucket CAN actually contain hot magma for many days...
You surely are a minecrafter
If you make a house out of wood and give it a fireplace, you might be a blonde and/or minecrafter.
If you make a game, in which you can build a computer from scratch to play a game where you can build a computer to play a game where you can build a computer...
When you start wondering where you left your minecart keys.
When you prefer jumping out of the window straight into your pond instead of taking the stairs.
When you say: "Ooh, what a nice netherrack"!.
When you start slamming buckets against cows.
When you can't resist the urge to fist a pig.
When a child asks you where babies come from, and you begin with: "When a man puts his creeper inside of a womans' squid...".
You may be a Minecrafter if you think a Jack-o-Lantern stays lit underwater.
You are a Minecrafter if you use it to light your way underwater
You may be a Minecrafter if you think tree branches are cross-sections of trunks that grow parallel to the actual trunk.
And that tree branches can grow without being connected to the actual trunk.
And by bashing leaves you can find saplings.
If you dont eat for months ur a minecrafter (w full life).
If you try to make a fountain with a bucket of water, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you try building a floating castle, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you have the **** scared out of you by anyone wearing green, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you're scared of 2 meter by 2 meter by 1 meter spiders, you're normal.
If you spend four years studying electrical engineering to build red stone circuits, you might be a minecrafter
If you try to tame wolves by feeding them bones, you're probably a minecrafter.
If you go skydiving without a parachute because "It's okay, there's water!" then you're probably in the running for a Darwin award.
When you go to sleep for 10 minutes thinking that it's daytime again, you might be a Minecrafter
When you arrange sand and sulphur in a particular pattern hoping that it will make TNT, you might be a Minecrafter
When you pick mushrooms thinking that you can make mushroom soup for dinner, you might be a Minecrafter
When you block off some water that you think is the source block, hoping that the flood in your house will clear, you might be a Minecrafter
When you think a stick that glows red on the top gives infinate power, you might be a Minecrafter
If you expect that to float, you may indeed be a Minecrafter.
If you are surprised at seeing a circle, you are definitely a Minecrafter.
If you are dying and try to go to Peaceful, you are 100% Minecrafter.
If you can't do stew from two brown mushrooms you are a MINECRAFTER.
If you slaughter dogs and don't get nothing ur a minecrafter.
If ur idea of furnace is a 8x8x1 structure ur a minecrafter.
If you pick up your Xbox; throw it against a wall and expect tons of red torches to come rolling out of it; you might be a minecrafter.
If you think a block of stone in the form of stairs counting two steps is made by smaller blocks in the form of stairs counting three steps; you might be a minecrafter.
If you - in terms of evolution in technology - manage to create a whole bag full of lit torches before inventing the flint and steel; you might be a minecrafter.
If you think it would be fuel efficient to have your Volkswagen collide with another Volkswagen continuesly... you might be a minecrafter.
If you believe you can fill your bathtub with TNT and detonate it without damaging your partners toothbrush... you might be a minecrafter.
If your grandma gets viciously attacked - optionally: killed - by a wolf and you tweet on twitter for the government to please patch wolves to start out tamed without needing to punch them with a bone... you might be a minecrafter.
If you; when you get hired at a lumberyard; you can decide to chop a chunk out of the bottom and just work your way up from there and expect quick promotions... you might be a minecrafter.
If you think "Smiley" means cross-eyed sheepface; you might be a minecrafter.
If you find diamond and your first thought is, "I'll make a tool out of this I can destroy by collecting rock"... you might be a minecrafter.
You may be a Minecrafter if you...
...push livestock and wolves off cliffs 'before they do so to you.'
...wonder why the livestock struggle as you're pushing them.
...wonder why the wolves bite as you're pushing them.
...wonder why you're bleeding from the bites rather than flashing red each time.
...wonder why your arm isn't rectangular.
...really hate 'peaceful' NPCs.
If you try to make a fountain with a bucket of water, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you try building a floating castle, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you have the **** scared out of you by anyone wearing green, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you're scared of 2 meter by 2 meter by 1 meter spiders, you're normal.
If you go skydiving without a parachute because "It's okay, there's water!" then you're probably in the running for a Darwin award.
When you arrange sand and sulphur in a particular pattern hoping that it will make TNT, you might be a Minecrafter
When you pick mushrooms thinking that you can make mushroom soup for dinner, you might be a Minecrafter
When you try to eat raw porkchops after you got shot by a guy, you might be a Minecrafter
When you wake up one day finding yourself on a deserted island and the first thing that comes into your mind is "Punch a tree", then you might be a Minecrafter
When you try to make a 10x10 cubic meter doorbell, you might be a Minecrafter
When you block off some water that you think is the source block, hoping that the flood in your house will clear, you might be a Minecrafter
When you think a stick that glows red on the top gives infinate power, you might be a Minecrafter
I could go on :smile.gif:
You you yoooouuuu!!!!! Yes, you!!! You are freaking awshome!!! Yeshyou are! Yoooouuuuu are awshomez!
If you are surprised at seeing a circle, you are definitely a Minecrafter.
If you are dying and try to go to Peaceful, you are 100% Minecrafter.
If you spend 1/3 of your time playing Minecraft, you are a Minecrafter. Like me.
OMG LOL PEANUT BUTTER
If you slaughter dogs and don't get nothing ur a minecrafter.
If ur idea of furnace is a 8x8x1 structure ur a minecrafter.
...push livestock and wolves off cliffs 'before they do so to you.'
...wonder why the livestock struggle as you're pushing them.
...wonder why the wolves bite as you're pushing them.
...wonder why you're bleeding from the bites rather than flashing red each time.
...wonder why your arm isn't rectangular.
...try to staunch the bleeding by eating raw porkchop/cooked porkchop/cake/cookies/bread/mushroom stew (that you carry with you for incidences like this).
...don't go to a hospital for rabies treatment.
...really hate 'peaceful' NPCs.
'Technology has left us hopelessly spoiled,' Charlie Brooker wrote. 'We whine like disappointed emperors the moment it does anything other than pander to our every whim.'
- If you try to jump down 128 meters into a 1*1*2 hole of water, and think you can survive, you're a minecrafter.
- If you're thinking that its dangerous in the dark, you're a minecrafter. It is
- If you think that zombies(your mom) drop feathers, when they are killed, you're a minecrafter.
- If you're tinking that if you hit a sheep, you instantly get wool, you're a minecrafter.
- If you think you arent minecrafter, you're a minecrafter. Becuse everything in the world is the opposite of what it is or what you say or think it is, like your mom is a man, or your papa is ya momma. That means that the world don't exist because the opposite goes in an endless circle of oppositeness. Or is it a rectangle of oppositeness, because this IS the minecraft world(because I want it to be. But that cannot be true because the world is the opposite what it is, so firstly it is the world(as we know it) then its the minecraft world, then the real world, then te minecraft world, then the real world, then the minecraft world... <-- In an endless octopus.
So because its the opposite of what we think it is(we think the world we live in is the real world) we possibly live in the minecraft world. And that is why you're minecrafter if you think you're not.
i have no idea why i did this.
o well.
COMPILED LIST OF ALL THE JOKES THAT I THOUGHT WERE NOT BAD!
If you try to come up with clever or better ways to use bits of red dust that you smashed from rocks earlier when at work you might be a minecrafter.
If you have lines of magic dust stretching throughout your house that make wondrous things possible, you might be a minecrafter. (Or Ozzy Osbourne)
If your in public and embarrass your self by jumping and screaming "OH ****" when you hear a hissing noise, you might be a minecrafter.
If you punch trees in public until your fist is bloody, you might be a minecrafter.
If you feel compelled to punch through trees when your fireplace is low on wood you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can dig through solid rock with your bare hands, but you just won't get any usable stone out of it, you might be a minecrafter.
-If you have a 100 ft tower in front of your house so you dont get lost, you might be a minecrafter.
If you carry a bucket of water with you everywhere... "just in case"... you might be a Minecrafter.
If you think digging downwards will not bring you to China, you might just be logical... I mean a MineCrafter
when you see a rock that's blue and run at it with the nearest iron pickaxe, you may be a minecrafter.
If you picket outside your local town hall saying slime balls should have a use, you might be a Minecrafter.
-If you spend hours in the real world trying to figure out how to kill the undead and fictitious creatures in a more efficient/larger scale/ spectacular way you might be a minecrafter.
If when you accidentally break something and expect it to form a small version of itself that you can put right back in perfect condition you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can dig through rock with wooden pickaxe you might be a minecrafter.
if you think you can clear a mountain with a feather, you either are vary stupid of a minecrafter
. If you think you can pack a cubic kilometre of stone into your backpack, you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can get chicken when you throw an egg, then you might be a Minecrafter.
If you're afraid to go out at night, you might be a minecrafter.
If you divise all building you see in cube in your mind, you might be a minecrafter...
If you burn other peoples houses, you'd BETTER BE a Minecrafter
If you beat up cows and pigs you might be a minecrafter
If you're affraid to go to the bathroom 'cause teh hall is too dark you may be a minecrafter
If you put blocks on the ground and expect them to instantly grow bigger, you might be a minecrafter.
If you carve a 3x3 square into a piece of wood and expect it to make stuff, you might be a minecrafter.
If you put three rocks and two sticks together, and expect them to become a pickaxe, you might be a minecrafter.
If you try to dig into your floor to make a personal mine, you might be a minecrafter.
If you start punching dirt to make a hole, you might be a minecrafter.
If you expect you bacon to cook in 5 seconds, you might be a minecrafter.
If you dump a bucket of water, and expect it to flow forever, you might be a minecrafter.
If you play any games that involves zombies, and when you kill one and ask "Why didn't it drop feathers on death?" you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can scoop up lava with a bucket you might be a minecrafter.
If you find interest in a bar of / on the ground you are a minecrafter.
If your first thought upon killing a spider is "Delicious bow ingredients." Yeah, you're prolly a minecrafter.
if you try to make a sword from one stick and two squares of stone in a square of wood, you might be a MineCrafter
- if you're successful, you might be a GOOD Mine Crafter
-if you try to paint sheeps with a pink dye made out from a rose and a bone, you might be a minecrafter
If you try punching a sheep to get it's wool, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you think of making a moat of lava around your house for protection, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you have torches in your house to brighten the darkness, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you start drowning and reach for cake, you might as well be a minecrafter.
-If you think that squid are passive and won't attack you when you hit them... You might be a minecrafter.
-If you place torches everywhere around your house so that you'll be safe at night... You might be a minecrafter.
-If you value iron over gold... You might be a minecrafter.
-If you punch sheep and expect 1 - 3 cubic meters of wool to fall off... You might be a miencrafter...
-If you run around the neighbor hood, trying to dig into or underneath peoples houses to try and steal their diamonds... You might be a griefing minecrafter.
-If you pour a bucket of water and expect it to produce an infinite stream of water until you pick it up again... You might be a minecrafter...
If it takes you the leather of TWENTY SIX cows to make a full leather suit for yourself, You might be a Minecrafter... or massively fat.
If you go to the grocery store and wonder why there aren't names above people's heads, you might be a MineCrafter.
Went to the clinic yesterday with two broken fists. The doctor ask what I was doing, and I reply, "Oh, I was renovating my house."
"Oh, okay." Still a little puzzled on how my hands were broken, he asked again, "So, how did you bust your hands up?"
I simply replied, "Couldn't find my tools, so I had punch everything with my hands."
If you have OCD, and start collecting dirt and sand, you might be a minecrafter.
If you refer to arson as grief, you might be a minecrafter.
If you pass another car as you're coming down a hill and wonder why it doesn't give you a speed boost, you might be a minecrafter.
If you are capable of carrying 2304 cubic meters (20,000 tons) of iron and swimming up a waterfall, you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can not fall from cliffs/edges etc. when you are crouching, you might be a Minecrafter
if you have a secret panic room behind a painting that has a self destruction button you might b...... OH NEVER MIND
If you survive a 20m fall and try to eat some raw meat to fix the broken bones, you might be a minecrafter.
If you job with demolition, you might be a greifer Minecrafter.
if you have a wooden chest in the middle of your bedroom you might be a minecrafter.
If you punch a flower to death, then try to put it back compleatly un-affected, you might be a Minecrafter
If you think diamonds can only be found ~50 metres under sea level you might be a minecrafter.
If you're swimming and think that the bubbles coming out of your mouth indicate how much air you have left, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you are building your own minecart underground system from your house to your secret mine on the other side of the town, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you are planting cacti all around your house for protection, you may be Minecrafter.
If you actually build obsidian portal and try to light it up by flint&steel, you may be Minecrafter.
If you are travelling only by minecart, you may be Minecrafter.
If you always carry diamond tools with you (just in case ), you may be Minecrafter.
If you are looking for underground dungeons, you may be Minecrafter.
If you have a house made of diamond blocks, you are Minecrafter.
If you made fully functional redstone computer which is actually bigger than Manhattan, you are playing Minecraft.
If you don't believe those crappy old wires and use redstone ones instead, you are Minecrafter.
If you are wearing gold armor, you are Minecrafter.
If you think, that you will survive a fall into the lava by jumping in the water afterwards, you are definitely Minecrafter.
If you see things in 16x16 resolution, you are Minecrafter.
If you are scared of Africa because of those "creeper-like yellow giraffes ", then you are Minecrafter.
If you put iron into your oven and expect to smelt perfect iron ingot , you are Minecrafter.
If you have pressure plates all over the house, you may be Minecrafter.
If you are opening the door by punching them, you are Minecrafter.
If you think you can walk on water or even lava, you are Minecrafter.
If you attempt to slaughter animals and fend off the armies of the undead with a flower, you might be a minecrafter.
If you try to remodel your home with a pickaxe, you might be a minecrafter.
If you are afraid of spiders, you might be a minecrafter.
If your face resembles , you might be a minecrafter.
If you go to the beach, make a sandcastle, and have a person ask you "How'd you do that?". If you answer "Sandstone." Your a Minecrafter.
If you play a game and set the difficulty to "Peaceful", your a Minecrafter.
If you go to a steakhouse and ask how you like your meat and you say "Raw." Your a Minecrafter
If you get shot in the chest with an arrow and attempt to eat mound after mound of raw meat to mend your wounds, you might be a minecrafter.
If you can't take off your underwear because "something " in there might explode, you might be a minecrafter
If chickens make you nervous, you might play Minecraft.
if you hit a cow with a bucket and think milk will be inside, you may be a minecrafter
if you hit the ground and think a square block will eject out, you may be a minecrafter
if your ladder is chopped up, you may be a minecrafter
if you make a chair using signs and steps, you may be a minecrafter
if you are scared of a cage with fire, you may be a minecrafter
if you think gold is useless then you may be a minecrafter
if your scared to touch your boat on a edge, you may be a minecrafter
if you think you can ride a boat up a downward current, you may be a minecrafter
if you think diamond can only be mined with only an iron pick, you may be a minecrafter
if you think that a white jellyfish will shoot fireballs at you, you may be a minecrafter
If you build a castle out of stone which you cooked in an oven you might be a minecrafter.
If you can think these jokes up you should be a minecrafter.
If you scream when someone opens a can of soft drink, you might be a minecrafter.
If you know who is you might be a minecrafter.
If you are obsessed with building underground tunnels for minecarts made of stone you might be a minecarter.
If you try to stay in a cave with torches burning up the air, so you can see where to find more coal to burn up more air, you might be a minecrafter.
If you were born on sand, you might be a minecrafter.
If you collect the bones of people, mash them up, and throw them onto your flowers expecting instant growth, you may be a Minecrafter.
-If you find yourself trying to place items agaisnt walls, or in midair, you might be a MineCrafter.
-If you find yourself trying to beat leaves off of trees in public for saplings, you might be a minecrafter
If you think you need to press T to talk, you are probably a minecrafter...
If you think that putting a diamond in a box makes you able to play music, you might be a minecrafter.
If you have a large doorbell consisting of one or two 1m square blocks, connected with red dust, you might be a minecrafter (Noteblocks jay!)
If you search the "F" key when there's fog, you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can keep lit torches in your backpack, your either very stupid or a minecrafter.
If you spend hours of digging diamonds in your backyard, even though you are in the wrong part of the world, you might be a minecrafter
If you put gunpowder and sand together, and expect to get a full loaded box of TNT, you might be a minecrafter
If you make a diamond sword and go out on Halloween, then you might be a minecrafter
If you think you can shoot arrows with the speed of a machinegun, you might be a minecrafter
If you can't lie down or sit, you might be a minecrafter
If you think cakes are square, then you might be a minecrafter.
If you think NATO should light up bin laden's cave to prevent creepers from spawning, then you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can jump from anyheight in 2 meter of water, then you might be a minecrafter.
If you think people who own red brick house are very rich then you might be a minecrafter.
If you have stopped to pray and instead, always keep 14 cubes of obsidian and a flint and steel to return back to the world.
if you have a sign over your house you might be a minecrafter.
if you have a flat roof and try killing pigs with a bow on it then your a minecrafter.
If you try to put out lava with water, you might be a minecrafter.
If you use 2000 Iron ingots to make a roller coaster to watch pigs ride it, Your a Minecrafter
If your windows are a meter thick then you might be a minecrafter.
If you make cakes out of 3 buckets of milk and two sugar canes' worth of sugar, you're either a minecrafter or really unhealthy.
If you hate the way your world looks and try to reskin it, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you try swim up a waterfall, you mite be a minecrafter.
If you see flaming zombies, your either on shrooms or a minecrafter
If you find yourself gluing many different colors of wool to your house, you might be a MineCrafter.
Your a Minecrafter if you think that a coal torch burns forever.
-your map size is ridiculous from all your adventures.
-The Tetris Effect becomes the equivalent of Eagle Vision for you.
-Try to convert real-life objects/structures into minecraft object/structures.
-You have participated in a program "legitimacy" debate.
-You foolishly believe in Herobrine (for at least a small period of time).
-You have a paranoid fear of chickens
-You dedicate large amounts of time to the game.
-You have been brought in by another minecrafter.
If you think you can make a perfect cube of snow from 4 perfectly spherical snowballs, you might be a minecrafter.
if you walk around wondering why there is so many buildings and npc's then you might be a minecrafter,
if you stand on torches, and expect them to stay where they are , you might be a minecrafter,
if you go around looking for floating minature arrows in the morning then you are either an idiot or a brave minecrafter.
if you stand on torches, and expect them to stay where they are , you might be a minecrafter,
if you go around looking for floating minature arrows in the morning then you are either an idiot or a brave minecrafter.
If you want to change what's in your pocket with INVedit, You might surely be a minecrafter.
When you start cooking stones in your oven, you might be a MineCrafter.
When you start going to farms and dying sheep, you might be a MineCrafter.
When you replace all your electrical circuits with red stones, you might be a MineCrafter.
When you start walking around with a camera on your head and talk to yourself while doing so, you might be a MineCraft Let's Player.
if your kids complain about there room lighting and you give them coal for christmas
you might be a minecrafter
If you cook your meals using a bucket of lava you got from the lava pool at the bottom of your house's basement, you might be a minecrafter.
If you think that the only use for bowls is to hold mushrooms, you might be a Minecrafter.
if you are able to pack 48,972.68 tons of pure gold in your backpack and still walk with no problem, you might be a minecrafter or a mixture between the hulk and chuck norris.
If you bought a Kinect just so you could try to punch trees, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you can dye 2 entire sheep red with one flower, you are a Minecrafter.
If you get excited about mossy stones, you might be a minecrafter.
If you try to rebound cannonballs with flowers, you might be a minecrafter
If you think you can go around a 90 degree turn in a mine cart at full speed, and not tip, you might be a minecrafter.
If you don't own a rattle snake, you might be a minecrafter.
If you don't get surprised by a cow jumping on your stove, you BETTER BE a minecrafter.
If you're fishing in your swimming pool you might be a minecrafter.
If you gather red mushrooms so that you can make soup you are very wrong or a minecrafter.
If you think you can talk to someone on the other side of the world ,you either have skype, msn, a telephone OR you are a minecrafter
if you put mines on your garden to prevent roubbery, you better be minecrafter
If your last thought is &e0, you might be a (dead) minecrafter.
If you walk to work wearing a 220 pound suit of armor made out of pure diamond, you might be a minecrafter.
If you can't kill a chicken in less than 5 punches you might be a minecrafter
If you believe the reason you can't "dig up" is because of lava, you're probably a minecrafter.
you know your a minecrafter when you walk into a jewelry store and wonder why the diamonds aren't blue.
You might be a minecrafter if you've ever dug up an entire mountain. By hand. And then used the dirt to build an island.
You might be a minecrafter if you try to "build a desert."
If you start mining through the base of a building and not expect the building to fall down upon you, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you carry as much TNT around with you as you can and do not expect to be arrested for terrorism, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you wear a green shirt with blue pants and your name is Steve, you might be a minecrafter.
you might be a minecrafter if you think diamonds are shaped like eggs.
you might be a minecrafter if you ever try to start a mine with no support beams.
you might be a minecrafter if you store everything in chests and nothing else.
when you look at a compass and wonder why it doesn't point to your house you might be a minecrafter.
If you stare at a ball and you can't understand why there are no corners, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you find yourself terrified of spiders from fear they may have skeletons on their back, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you find yourself punching cows in the face for leather, you may be a Minecrafter.
If you find yourself making plans to help the people of the world then deciding against it from lack of resources, you may be a politician, or a Minecrafter.
If you find yourself wondering why your lime green jelly doesn't have a face on it and chasing after you, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you think a day in total lasts 20 minutes (10 for day, 7 for night and 1 1/2 for sunrise/set) then you might have a fast perception of time or you're a minecrafter.
If you think that you can ride a pig, you're a minecrafter.
If you think that putting just regular coal or charcoal on a stick makes a forever-lasting torch, you're a minecrafter.
If you think you can cook a cactus for green dye, you're a minecrafter.
If you think that trying to take a bookcase will result in it being gone forever, you're a minecrafter.
If you think that you can use a sugar cane to make paper, you're a minecrafter.
If you think a tree trunk burns forever, you're a minecrafter.
If u punch leaves and expect mini trees to pop out u might be minecrafter
when you whack Dynamite to set it off, You may be a Minecrafter.... and you may be a dead man.
If you tell your friend he should go in to this house you made, not telling him that its rigged with turrets, TNT walls, and collapsible floor. You might be a minecrafter.
If you punch a cacti to collect it, you might be a minecrafter.
If you search lava pool in the forest near your home, you might be a minecrafter.
If you think you can make a solid white stone wall using sand, you might be a minecrafter.
If you try fishing in your bathroom and it works, you might be a minecrafter.
If you here a slurp coming from outside and you feel the urge to build a large wall with a lip, you might be a minecrafter.
if you mentally look at buildings and imagine groups of bricks in perfect cubes, you are playing too much minecraft, and have become autistic.
If you start a mine in your back garden, regardless of what the neightbours may think, you may be a minecrafter.
If you see everything in 1x1x1 metre blocks, you may be a minecrafter.
If you regularly ignore the dictionary definition of 'lava', you may be a minecrafter.
And if you think a metal bucket CAN actually contain hot magma for many days...
You surely are a minecrafter
If you make a house out of wood and give it a fireplace, you might be a blonde and/or minecrafter.
If you make a game, in which you can build a computer from scratch to play a game where you can build a computer to play a game where you can build a computer...
When you start wondering where you left your minecart keys.
When you prefer jumping out of the window straight into your pond instead of taking the stairs.
When you say: "Ooh, what a nice netherrack"!.
When you start slamming buckets against cows.
When you can't resist the urge to fist a pig.
When a child asks you where babies come from, and you begin with: "When a man puts his creeper inside of a womans' squid...".
You may be a Minecrafter if you think a Jack-o-Lantern stays lit underwater.
You are a Minecrafter if you use it to light your way underwater
You may be a Minecrafter if you think tree branches are cross-sections of trunks that grow parallel to the actual trunk.
And that tree branches can grow without being connected to the actual trunk.
And by bashing leaves you can find saplings.
If you dont eat for months ur a minecrafter (w full life).
If you try to make a fountain with a bucket of water, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you try building a floating castle, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you have the **** scared out of you by anyone wearing green, you might be a Minecrafter.
If you're scared of 2 meter by 2 meter by 1 meter spiders, you're normal.
If you spend four years studying electrical engineering to build red stone circuits, you might be a minecrafter
If you try to tame wolves by feeding them bones, you're probably a minecrafter.
If you go skydiving without a parachute because "It's okay, there's water!" then you're probably in the running for a Darwin award.
When you go to sleep for 10 minutes thinking that it's daytime again, you might be a Minecrafter
When you arrange sand and sulphur in a particular pattern hoping that it will make TNT, you might be a Minecrafter
When you pick mushrooms thinking that you can make mushroom soup for dinner, you might be a Minecrafter
When you block off some water that you think is the source block, hoping that the flood in your house will clear, you might be a Minecrafter
When you think a stick that glows red on the top gives infinate power, you might be a Minecrafter
If you expect that to float, you may indeed be a Minecrafter.
If you are surprised at seeing a circle, you are definitely a Minecrafter.
If you are dying and try to go to Peaceful, you are 100% Minecrafter.
If you can't do stew from two brown mushrooms you are a MINECRAFTER.
If you slaughter dogs and don't get nothing ur a minecrafter.
If ur idea of furnace is a 8x8x1 structure ur a minecrafter.
If you pick up your Xbox; throw it against a wall and expect tons of red torches to come rolling out of it; you might be a minecrafter.
If you think a block of stone in the form of stairs counting two steps is made by smaller blocks in the form of stairs counting three steps; you might be a minecrafter.
If you - in terms of evolution in technology - manage to create a whole bag full of lit torches before inventing the flint and steel; you might be a minecrafter.
If you think it would be fuel efficient to have your Volkswagen collide with another Volkswagen continuesly... you might be a minecrafter.
If you believe you can fill your bathtub with TNT and detonate it without damaging your partners toothbrush... you might be a minecrafter.
If your grandma gets viciously attacked - optionally: killed - by a wolf and you tweet on twitter for the government to please patch wolves to start out tamed without needing to punch them with a bone... you might be a minecrafter.
If you; when you get hired at a lumberyard; you can decide to chop a chunk out of the bottom and just work your way up from there and expect quick promotions... you might be a minecrafter.
If you think "Smiley" means cross-eyed sheepface; you might be a minecrafter.
If you find diamond and your first thought is, "I'll make a tool out of this I can destroy by collecting rock"... you might be a minecrafter.
You may be a Minecrafter if you...
...push livestock and wolves off cliffs 'before they do so to you.'
...wonder why the livestock struggle as you're pushing them.
...wonder why the wolves bite as you're pushing them.
...wonder why you're bleeding from the bites rather than flashing red each time.
...wonder why your arm isn't rectangular.
...really hate 'peaceful' NPCs.
...........
thats long.
i can haz diamonds?
http://worldslongestwebsite.com/
Awesome ideas (not mine):
The Aether
Oceancraft
Geocraft
Farmcraft
Google these to find out what they are!
holy **** that is a long post...
and yes you can have 7 2/3 diamond blocks...