As the sun crests the horizon, I prepare to seize the day(light). There is much to be done. Things must be built. Wood needs to be gathered, trees planted. Sheep need to be punched.
I stand atop the fort and peer down. Dawn reveals the terrain below...
Without night and shadow to protect them, Zombies and Skeletons become wreathed in flame and are burned to ash in purifying sunlight. The Spiders, a threat while the moon hangs high, become docile in the warmth and light of morning. All looks clear for my day of work, until...
Creepers. Three of them. No, four-- no. Six.
Six %#@&ing Creepers.
Great.
Even if all goes well, they will eat away at my brief window of time. Avoiding them, leading them into pits, is time that could've been spent doing other things. And, frankly, all those other things are things I would've rather been doing with that time. Also, if I have to outright kill some of those ******* Suck Pickles, that means arrows spent and lost. What do I get for my effort? A little gray sulfur turd or two. That's if I'm lucky.
And if any of the &%#$ers explode before I can kill them, trap them, or get them to water, that's more time and resources lost in repairs to the terrain and buildings. It's not unusual for at least half the day to be wasted by this nonsense. It also doesn't seem to matter how far out I expand my lighting. The Great Green-Breasted Dildos of the Valley always seem to find their way into my environs.
I hates me some Creepers. With a burning passion. They are, by far, the biggest threat. Not to me directly, but to my time and my fun. I used to jump when I heard the 'ssssss' behind me. Now, my shoulders just slump and I'm already considering repair materials before the explosion even goes off. Boom. Yes, haha. You got me, yes, good on you. Miserable %@&$.
Mind you, this is above ground. Underground, Creepers are great.
After Creepers comes: Bad Weather.
After Bad Weather comes: Chickens. Oh, I still remember the no-damage-to-mobs days, little chickens. No, I have not forgotten your crop trampling and your mind-grating screeches. My thirst for vengeance still runs hot and I fear it will not soon be sated. I am the bane of you, you fumsy cluckers. Whether it be sword, pick, loaf of bread, or dainty flower at hand, I will beat you to death with it should you come within reach. It will be murder most fowl, I assure you.
Spiders are no problem to me at all. I punch them as they climb my walls.
Zombies are dangerous when there's a bunch of them backing you into a corner, but otherwise they're useless.
Creepers - I just hear the hiss and head in the opposite direction, then turn to it and swing my sword or fire my bow. No problem.
But skellies? Those guys are fricking marksmen. If I'm exploring a cave and I hear the bow firing sound, I literally jump IRL. Not cool.
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[quote=Rotten194][quote=mcnugget] "Love cabin"[;/quote][quote=mcnugget]creepers.!
-exploring a cave- dum dee dum dum -placing torches on the way- -turn corner- TWANGGG!!! -jumps out of chair, disorienting self in game with rapid mouse movements and promptly dying-
Yeah. Skeletons.
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I really don't like ghasts. Ghasts like to hurt me. But I don't see them that often, so in the normal world, I'm going to go with everyone else and say skeletons. You can escape the other mobs easily, but skeletons? Not so much.
Definitely skeletons, the only time I have ever been killed facing the mob is when encountering a skele.
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Skeletons. One will start attacking me and when I go to slice him with my sword, I start lagging horribly. By the time I kill just one, I'm usually down to half health. :sleep.gif:
Spiders. I'm patrolling the walls of my base at night and I see a spider, but the damn thing won't climb up until I turn my back. So then I turn around and the damn thing is jumping at me. I hate spiders. If I didn't have such a large perimeter of walls I'd make a ledge that sticks out. But they'd still probably find a way in.
- Looks creepy as ****
- Make the most obnoxious noises that scare the living daylights out of you if you aren't expecting it
- Run just slightly faster than you
- Climb up walls.
Evil chickens, definitely. One second, I'm standing on the top of a cliff, enjoying the view, no mobs in sight. The next second, a dang chicken comes from nowhere, and pushes me off the cliff.
My second least favorite are skeletons. I'm just spelunking, doing my own business, when suddenly, I fall into a single open, 1x1, hole in the ground into a parallel cave below me. I'm lost, disorientated, when I hear the dreaded *twang.* I have no chance.
I hate Skeletons. Above ground, they're not so bad. You can escape Skeletons by staying inside, and when you come upon the occasional Skeleton hiding under a tree or in the water during the day time, they're pretty easy to kill. However, when underground, they're worse than Creepers. Imagine this:
You're exploring a cave, putting down torches and mining ores, when an arrow suddenly flies out of the dark, whizzing past your head. You jump, surprised, and get disoriented. A Skeleton is attacking! You take 20 seconds to reorientate yourself and get out your sword (or bow). You fight the Skeleton and beat it, losing 3 cooked pork chops in the process. That's why I hate Skeletons. They're even worse if there are other enemies with them.
especially when you are wandering around during dark and you run into: a pack of 4 skeletons, 3 spiders, a few zombies, 2 creepers from the front, and a creeper that sneaks up on you from behind
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Skelles are hard at first, but you can dodge their arrows easily, so not too bad.
Spiders are an issue now, as they climb up walls, and this web item isn't too promising.
But creepers still annoy me, once I had lava, creeper blowed it up, and melted my base.
Thundercreepers?
OH MOTHER LORDE-
I stand atop the fort and peer down. Dawn reveals the terrain below...
Without night and shadow to protect them, Zombies and Skeletons become wreathed in flame and are burned to ash in purifying sunlight. The Spiders, a threat while the moon hangs high, become docile in the warmth and light of morning. All looks clear for my day of work, until...
Creepers. Three of them. No, four-- no. Six.
Six %#@&ing Creepers.
Great.
Even if all goes well, they will eat away at my brief window of time. Avoiding them, leading them into pits, is time that could've been spent doing other things. And, frankly, all those other things are things I would've rather been doing with that time. Also, if I have to outright kill some of those ******* Suck Pickles, that means arrows spent and lost. What do I get for my effort? A little gray sulfur turd or two. That's if I'm lucky.
And if any of the &%#$ers explode before I can kill them, trap them, or get them to water, that's more time and resources lost in repairs to the terrain and buildings. It's not unusual for at least half the day to be wasted by this nonsense. It also doesn't seem to matter how far out I expand my lighting. The Great Green-Breasted Dildos of the Valley always seem to find their way into my environs.
I hates me some Creepers. With a burning passion. They are, by far, the biggest threat. Not to me directly, but to my time and my fun. I used to jump when I heard the 'ssssss' behind me. Now, my shoulders just slump and I'm already considering repair materials before the explosion even goes off. Boom. Yes, haha. You got me, yes, good on you. Miserable %@&$.
Mind you, this is above ground. Underground, Creepers are great.
After Creepers comes: Bad Weather.
After Bad Weather comes: Chickens. Oh, I still remember the no-damage-to-mobs days, little chickens. No, I have not forgotten your crop trampling and your mind-grating screeches. My thirst for vengeance still runs hot and I fear it will not soon be sated. I am the bane of you, you fumsy cluckers. Whether it be sword, pick, loaf of bread, or dainty flower at hand, I will beat you to death with it should you come within reach. It will be murder most fowl, I assure you.
Zombies are dangerous when there's a bunch of them backing you into a corner, but otherwise they're useless.
Creepers - I just hear the hiss and head in the opposite direction, then turn to it and swing my sword or fire my bow. No problem.
But skellies? Those guys are fricking marksmen. If I'm exploring a cave and I hear the bow firing sound, I literally jump IRL. Not cool.
I don't want to know.
Yeah. Skeletons.
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right when i read this,'here comes the sun' comes on.
on topic:skellies. when i had a diomond sword,pickaxe, and shovel, i went in a trench andsaw an arrow fly my direction.
i had one heath.
i couldn't even see it.
All of them. Well, except creepers, because the OP arbitrarily deigned that they were not a valid choice.
...Creepers too, though.
- Looks creepy as ****
- Make the most obnoxious noises that scare the living daylights out of you if you aren't expecting it
- Run just slightly faster than you
- Climb up walls.
Yup. Spiders.
My second least favorite are skeletons. I'm just spelunking, doing my own business, when suddenly, I fall into a single open, 1x1, hole in the ground into a parallel cave below me. I'm lost, disorientated, when I hear the dreaded *twang.* I have no chance.
You're exploring a cave, putting down torches and mining ores, when an arrow suddenly flies out of the dark, whizzing past your head. You jump, surprised, and get disoriented. A Skeleton is attacking! You take 20 seconds to reorientate yourself and get out your sword (or bow). You fight the Skeleton and beat it, losing 3 cooked pork chops in the process. That's why I hate Skeletons. They're even worse if there are other enemies with them.
especially when you are wandering around during dark and you run into: a pack of 4 skeletons, 3 spiders, a few zombies, 2 creepers from the front, and a creeper that sneaks up on you from behind