I headbutt creapers causing them to explode, but the force of the head but redirects the blast completely in front of me.
Then I eat their carcass remains for sustenance
my torches are crafted like this:
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my world is generated diffrently for yours:
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i play CoD and Minecraft!!
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i just play on peaceful forever and never go into caves, even on peaceful. why, you may ask? i'm afraid that a slime will spawn or a pig will find some grass and spawn on it and scare me,
I start by digging a 100x100 hole to BEDROCK, with my MAN FISTS. I then turn this hole into a MAN-made LAKE by filling it with SKELETON BLOOD, when it is full I build a HOUSE BOAT in the MIDDLE. When I have done enough RELAXING in the LAWN CHAIR on my HOUSE BOAT I order creepers to dig holes until they find LAVA, with SHOVELS, even though they have no OPPOSABLE THUMBS. When they find lava I then DRINK IT and **** OBSIDIAN blocks in the shape of a DOORWAY and LIGHT IT ON FIRE with my HOUSEBOAT LAWN CHAIR. When I get bored DROP-KICKING PIGS through the PORTAL I walk into it and start JUMP-ROPING with my OWN SPINE. After the portal FAILS to send a man of my GIRTH to alternate DIMENSIONS I dig a hole STRAIGHT DOWN through BEDROCK with my BEARD. After passing through Bill Clinton's DIGESTIVE SYSTEM I find myself FROLICKING through the NETHER. When the EFFEMINATE ghasts begin their FEEBLE attempts to PURGE their realm of my TESTOSTERONE by emitting parallelograms of RAPIDLY OXIDIZING BANANAS I notice the ZOMBIE PIGWOMEN outside of the KITCHEN where they BELONG. I decide to kill two BIRDS with one STONE and use the ghasts as a BLUDGEON to beat the PIGWOMEN with. After fusing my VERTEBRAE with my UNWORTHY opponents I bellow "LET THERE BE LIGHT" and an angelic METAL BAND lifts the roof off of this SHAMEFUL excuse for HELL. When my creation repopulates itself with CRABGRASS and Bambi's MOTHER, I ascend from the no-longer DARKNESS to my LAWNCHAIR on my HOUSEBOAT in the MIDDLE of a LAKE filled with SKELETON BLOOD excavated with my MAN FISTS.
Im so manly I wear armour made from lava. It makes lava flow everywhere I step so I cannot stop moving, even to sleep. Real men don't need sleep.
I make torches from diamonds and obsidian blocks. These torches are so manly they stop sheep spawning. Of course these torches don't generate any light, real men walk into the darkness like men.
My house is made from cactus. That way I can FEEL the PAIN like a man, every day.
I only go mining with a wooden shovel and nothing else. If I need to mine something I just punch it out of the rock like a man. If I decide to mine obsidian I use a pickaxe made from Chuck Norris' beard.
I start by digging a 100x100 hole to BEDROCK, with my MAN FISTS. I then turn this hole into a MAN-made LAKE by filling it with SKELETON BLOOD, when it is full I build a HOUSE BOAT in the MIDDLE. When I have done enough RELAXING in the LAWN CHAIR on my HOUSE BOAT I order creepers to dig holes until they find LAVA, with SHOVELS, even though they have no OPPOSABLE THUMBS. When they find lava I then DRINK IT and **** OBSIDIAN blocks in the shape of a DOORWAY and LIGHT IT ON FIRE with my HOUSEBOAT LAWN CHAIR. When I get bored DROP-KICKING PIGS through the PORTAL I walk into it and start JUMP-ROPING with my OWN SPINE. After the portal FAILS to send a man of my GIRTH to alternate DIMENSIONS I dig a hole STRAIGHT DOWN through BEDROCK with my BEARD. After passing through Bill Clinton's DIGESTIVE SYSTEM I find myself FROLICKING through the NETHER. When the EFFEMINATE ghasts begin their FEEBLE attempts to PURGE their realm of my TESTOSTERONE by emitting parallelograms of RAPIDLY OXIDIZING BANANAS I notice the ZOMBIE PIGWOMEN outside of the KITCHEN where they BELONG. I decide to kill two BIRDS with one STONE and use the ghasts as a BLUDGEON to beat the PIGWOMEN with. After fusing my VERTEBRAE with my UNWORTHY opponents I bellow "LET THERE BE LIGHT" and an angelic METAL BAND lifts the roof off of this SHAMEFUL excuse for HELL. When my creation repopulates itself with CRABGRASS and Bambi's MOTHER, I ascend from the no-longer DARKNESS to my LAWNCHAIR on my HOUSEBOAT in the MIDDLE of a LAKE filled with SKELETON BLOOD excavated with my MAN FISTS.
I'm so manly that I just read all of that...
ITAmember is pretty manly, he just WROTE all that.
Then I eat their carcass remains for sustenance
my torches are crafted like this:
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instead of i eat
isnt needed to survive, just my [>>-i>]
my world is generated diffrently for yours:
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drop ,
drop
i play CoD and Minecraft!!
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
Hamumu.com, the site I should thank for helping me find minecraft.
I ate yours...
it is a game called "minecraft" in witch you mine and craft i wonder how they thought of the name hum.... lol
I'm so manly that I just read all of that...
I make torches from diamonds and obsidian blocks. These torches are so manly they stop sheep spawning. Of course these torches don't generate any light, real men walk into the darkness like men.
My house is made from cactus. That way I can FEEL the PAIN like a man, every day.
I only go mining with a wooden shovel and nothing else. If I need to mine something I just punch it out of the rock like a man. If I decide to mine obsidian I use a pickaxe made from Chuck Norris' beard.
ITAmember is pretty manly, he just WROTE all that.
NEED I SAY MORE?
UNLESS THAT SIGNATURE IS A SHAMELESS PLUG FOR THIOCRAFT, MY VERY OWN TEXTURE PACK!
...while wearing a blindfold...
...and without eating.
Feeling Lonely in Minecraft?
All of my buckets are filled with creeper tears, which flow forever.
I fuel my furnaces with rage.
Mobs have surrounded my spawn point with torches hoping no more of me show up.
When I push a minecart it doesn't slow down. Ever.
There is no still water in my world, all water flows away from me.
I built a redstone CPU that runs minecraft.
clouds go around structures I build
I have a zombie butler that keeps my chests organized and opens doors for me.
Clocks are useless, I decide what time it is.