I made a Mob Trap, but instead of killing them with lava or something wimpy like that, I stand at the end of the trap and punch them with my bare fists. Ya
-Reddy ;D
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This... IS.... BETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA So shut up and get over it flamers
I live in a under-lava fortress with a creeper spawning tower that I go through daily with no sword or bow.
Or do I? Oh wait I play on normal (except when my girl friend plays then I play set it to peaceful because I don't want to see her get hurt) in a normal house and wear my diamond armor no matter what.
:EDIT: I also have a town named Mordor And I simply walk into it.
I start by digging a 100x100 hole to BEDROCK, with my MAN FISTS. I then turn this hole into a MAN-made LAKE by filling it with SKELETON BLOOD, when it is full I build a HOUSE BOAT in the MIDDLE. When I have done enough RELAXING in the LAWN CHAIR on my HOUSE BOAT I order creepers to dig holes until they find LAVA, with SHOVELS, even though they have no OPPOSABLE THUMBS. When they find lava I then DRINK IT and **** OBSIDIAN blocks in the shape of a DOORWAY and LIGHT IT ON FIRE with my HOUSEBOAT LAWN CHAIR. When I get bored DROP-KICKING PIGS through the PORTAL I walk into it and start JUMP-ROPING with my OWN SPINE. After the portal FAILS to send a man of my GIRTH to alternate DIMENSIONS I dig a hole STRAIGHT DOWN through BEDROCK with my BEARD. After passing through Bill Clinton's DIGESTIVE SYSTEM I find myself FROLICKING through the NETHER. When the EFFEMINATE ghasts begin their FEEBLE attempts to PURGE their realm of my TESTOSTERONE by emitting parallelograms of RAPIDLY OXIDIZING BANANAS I notice the ZOMBIE PIGWOMEN outside of the KITCHEN where they BELONG. I decide to kill two BIRDS with one STONE and use the ghasts as a BLUDGEON to beat the PIGWOMEN with. After fusing my VERTEBRAE with my UNWORTHY opponents I bellow "LET THERE BE LIGHT" and an angelic METAL BAND lifts the roof off of this SHAMEFUL excuse for HELL. When my creation repopulates itself with CRABGRASS and Bambi's MOTHER, I ascend from the no-longer DARKNESS to my LAWNCHAIR on my HOUSEBOAT in the MIDDLE of a LAKE filled with SKELETON BLOOD excavated with my MAN FISTS.
you sir... are a.....
man.
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i play CoD and Minecraft!!
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i just play on peaceful forever and never go into caves, even on peaceful. why, you may ask? i'm afraid that a slime will spawn or a pig will find some grass and spawn on it and scare me,
-Reddy ;D
I look something like that in REAL LIFE
-Reddy ;D
"Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him well."
One hole in an apple tree per day keeps the doctor away, as they say.
The Sun rises in the North!Now these points of data make a beautiful line...
I can collect lava with only my mouth, and spit it out at mobs.
I put saddles on creepers then ride them, and they don't explode.
I put saddles on other people in SMP and ride them, and they don't explode either.
I lol'd
HAhahahahahahhahahahahahhaa
There was a mountain in the way of where I wanted to go once. So I got rid of it.
A tree gave me a funny look once. So I punched it apart and broke it into planks with my own two hands.
A creeper challenged me to a staring contest once. I won.
I launched myself with a tnt cannon to the other side of my room once. Because I wanted a porkchop.
My tools are afraid of me. So they never break.
I opened a dungeon one time. So the zombies inside gave me everything and begged me to leave.
I once killed some zombies in a dungeon with lava after promising to leave them in peace.
10/10
Or do I? Oh wait I play on normal (except when my girl friend plays then I play set it to peaceful because I don't want to see her get hurt) in a normal house and wear my diamond armor no matter what.
:EDIT: I also have a town named Mordor And I simply walk into it.
I play on peaceful for a while until I have the necessities to survive on easy.
And I was on fire.
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It sets to peaceful because monsters don't like me.
With my BEAR hands.
you sir... are a.....
man.
i play CoD and Minecraft!!