I spawn on bedrock. At the top of the nether.
I can craft tools out of tools and armour out of armour.
I smelt coal using iron. Ingots.
I have a use for gold.
I can build off of furnaces, workbenches and chests.
I can put pork in a jukebox. It comes out cooked.
I can make infinite lava pools.
I can place water in the nether.
I can jump over fence blocks.
When creepers hug me, I explode.
I can saddle anything. Including minecarts and boats. Even items.
I can make circles. Actual circles.
I can craft creepers out of cactus, TNT and a pressure plate.
When I drop fish into water, they swim. Cooked fish, even.
I carved evey pumpkin in the minecraft universe.
I ride a ghast around with an adminium sword, and scare creepers so bad that they explode, killing a spider, which drops string onto a wooden pressure plate which causes every mountain in the game to blow up for NO GOOD REASON.
I'm so manly that I've compiled a list detailing just how manly I am. It's also a summarized list, to keep your brain from imploding due to MANLY OVERDOSE
In Minecraft, I'm so manly that...
I have seven day jobs:
Kicking ass
Blastmining
Kicking ass
Skeleton punching
Ghast hunting
Kicking ass
And KICKING ASS
When I hunt Ghasts, I use only two weapons; my LEFT FIST, and my RIGHT FIST
I don't Rambo into dungeons, I HIRO into dungeons
I don't use boosters, my minecarts move from THE WORLD REVOLVING AROUND ME
Who needs elevators when you can ROCKETJUMP WITH TNT?
I can make diamonds just by squeezing coal REALLY HARD
I'm so manly that I live in a house of TNT, built out of the tribute that all creepers must pay me if they wish to spawn. That house of TNT is inside a sea of lava, which was imported straight from the Nether. Whenever I walk out of my house, the lava flows away from me in fear, despite it all beign source blocks, allowing me to use my staircase made out of skeleton bones to reach my Nether portal, where I play tennis with the Ghasts. I hit the ball back at the Ghasts so hard, it puts out the fire, relights it, then explodes. I have mined out the infinite map, all that is left is lava and the broken dreams of mobs. And then Notch made a game about my life story, still in development as the Minecraft Adventure mode.
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Im So manly Creepers run away from me.
Im So manly i swim in lava pools to get excersice.
Im So manly i spawned in hell.
Im So manly i bet i made you laugh with my few saying.
Im so manly i just though i would commet.
Thanks for the Question.
P.s im manlier than this guy ---->
YOU ARE NOT AND I MEAN NOT MANLIER THAN NOTCH.
And im so manly, herobrine dies of looking at the pure win which is me. -1000 tnt explodes- ****.
Best part was torches at your spawn XD!!!!!!
Hello, fellow creeper-faced player.
I can craft tools out of tools and armour out of armour.
I smelt coal using iron. Ingots.
I have a use for gold.
I can build off of furnaces, workbenches and chests.
I can put pork in a jukebox. It comes out cooked.
I can make infinite lava pools.
I can place water in the nether.
I can jump over fence blocks.
When creepers hug me, I explode.
I can saddle anything. Including minecarts and boats. Even items.
I can make circles. Actual circles.
I can craft creepers out of cactus, TNT and a pressure plate.
When I drop fish into water, they swim. Cooked fish, even.
I carved evey pumpkin in the minecraft universe.
Creepers line up to salute me as I go on my daily trip to punch out more blocks. FROM THE SUN.
I can punch out and store air blocks.
Everywhere
I drink water and **** cobblestone.
.
I don't build castles, I place them.
I built a portal that teleports me to version 9.1 of minecraft.
I built a cannon out of chickens that fires pigmen.
the torches I create have a lighting value of 117
I wrote all the books on my bookshelves
The NSA uses my redstone computer, I'm not sure what they use it for.
Creepers in my world only make one noise. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSorry
I don't have a need for TNT, I can make any block explode.
When I kill pigs, they drop fully cooked bacon.
Taming Spiders!
My Suggestions on Goblin Villages
Wait, thats probobly because i'm ugly as hell...
In Minecraft, I'm so manly that...
I have seven day jobs:
Kicking ass
Blastmining
Kicking ass
Skeleton punching
Ghast hunting
Kicking ass
And KICKING ASS
When I hunt Ghasts, I use only two weapons; my LEFT FIST, and my RIGHT FIST
I don't Rambo into dungeons, I HIRO into dungeons
I don't use boosters, my minecarts move from THE WORLD REVOLVING AROUND ME
Who needs elevators when you can ROCKETJUMP WITH TNT?
I can make diamonds just by squeezing coal REALLY HARD
MANCRAFT
Problem?
This is after I smiled...
I played on peaceful when you were barely playing normal!
YOU ARE NOT AND I MEAN NOT MANLIER THAN NOTCH.
And im so manly, herobrine dies of looking at the pure win which is me. -1000 tnt explodes- ****.
Click me!