Malao- Lord of the Undead and spiders. Emotion: Frustration and Grinding Armonica- Deity of music and sound. Emotion: Tranquility and Attention. Yogsdew- Deity of earthly riches and chance. Emotion: Greed and Hoarding
Listen not to the false gods, who dare lead you astray from the ABSOLUTE destiny of Minecraftia with their petty ideals.
Their promises of ultimate power are nothing but lies!
The Chaos Gods are the only real ones, the only ones who can truly make anything happen!
They will promise you many things, yet unlike the false gods, they always keep their part of the bargain!
Worship them, for they shall reward those who are faithful!
Khorne shall grant you Might!
Tzeentch shall grant you Intellect!
Nurgle shall grant you Resilience!
Slaanesh shall grant you Happiness!
And yet you follow these foul desecrators of the word, 'God'?
Just remember, eventually, your pitiful shrines shall fall, your false gods dissapear, but Chaos, well, Chaos is Eternal.
- Ferin Axel Karkland, Chaos Lord of Slaughter, Minecraftian Prophet of Chaos
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Warriors of Chaos!!!
Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Nurgle - So many ways to die, so few times to do so.
The God-Emperor of Mankind and Creed called. They want to know if your God´s asses are still hurting after they kicked them and their troops out the window.
People killing people is offensive.
People slaughtering animals is offensive.
People killing children is offensive.
People starving to death is offensive.
People killing children to harvest their organs and sell them is offensive.
People stealing other people's organs is offensive.
People eating people is wrong.
Glad to put it in perspective for you :smile.gif:
In other words, this is the wrong place to preach. Anyway...
OT: Where's Notch?
Most of those points are you putting too much value on human life.
Slaughtering animals is fine. Animals slaughter eachother all the time, we're just another animal doing it more efficiently. Plus we usually wait till it's dead to start eating.
Childred are humans, refer to my first point.
Starving to death isn't offensive.
Selling organs is just another form of thievery, albeit a more lethal one.
Cannibalism is "wrong"? Morals are simply a psychological barrier preventing you from doing things otherwise perfectly fine. It doesn't make much difference if you eat a cow or a human, apart from the nutritional differences, meat's meat. It'll fill your belly and keep you healthy(if eaten with other food groups).
The God-Emperor of Mankind and Creed called. They want to know if your God´s asses are still hurting after they kicked them and their troops out the window.
TOO BAD HE DOESN'T EXIST FOR 30000 MORE YEARS!
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Warriors of Chaos!!!
Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Nurgle - So many ways to die, so few times to do so.
The God-Emperor of Mankind and Creed called. They want to know if your God´s asses are still hurting after they kicked them and their troops out the window.
TOO BAD HE DOESN'T EXIST FOR 30000 MORE YEARS!
Im a patient man. Enjoy your 30000 years of getting fat on Nurgle´s pus and bile, getting deformities and skull collecting.
Ill be over here. you know, not going crazy from all the mindrape.
The God-Emperor of Mankind and Creed called. They want to know if your God´s asses are still hurting after they kicked them and their troops out the window.
TOO BAD HE DOESN'T EXIST FOR 30000 MORE YEARS!
Im a patient man. Enjoy your 30000 years of getting fat on Nurgle´s pus and bile, getting deformities and skull collecting.
Ill be over here. you know, not going crazy from all the mindrape.
I'm sure you'll enjoy it when that withered **** who is too sissy to accept that his lazy ass should die and forces countless idiots to die just so he can live.
What the **** kind of leader is that?
At least those with Chaos know that they are assisting the Universe in it's true goals.
Not keeping some useless sack of bones alive.
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Warriors of Chaos!!!
Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Nurgle - So many ways to die, so few times to do so.
We actually believe in fake gods, not on Notch (i don't say he is fake, just that this religion is not about him.
I now added the commandments of all the followers of this religion.
<Must resist pointing out the irony of your name saying that> Error:!!
Seriously though, there's zero reason to hate the idea of bringing a little extra roleplaying to this game.
I just don't get the hate. I really don't.
It's something done for fun.
Hating it is so stupid that it makes no sense to do it.
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I have Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder of the Autistic Spectrum, apologies in advance if my posts seem a bit off.
Of course this is offensive to us, Worshippers of the Notch! How do you dare to pray to anyone else than Notch?! He will smite thee with his mighty bedrock blade!
You who pray to FAKE GODS, while saying that they made Minecraft! Notch, the amazing will, indeed, smite thee with his bedrock blade!
This is ********, everyone knows that since classic, the religion of Minecraft has been mushroomism, with the two opposing factions of brown mushroomism and red mushroomism.
what? kids aren't people?
Thanks.
I realize I forgot to add some:
Malao- Lord of the Undead and spiders. Emotion: Frustration and Grinding
Armonica- Deity of music and sound. Emotion: Tranquility and Attention.
Yogsdew- Deity of earthly riches and chance. Emotion: Greed and Hoarding
Their promises of ultimate power are nothing but lies!
The Chaos Gods are the only real ones, the only ones who can truly make anything happen!
They will promise you many things, yet unlike the false gods, they always keep their part of the bargain!
Worship them, for they shall reward those who are faithful!
Khorne shall grant you Might!
Tzeentch shall grant you Intellect!
Nurgle shall grant you Resilience!
Slaanesh shall grant you Happiness!
And yet you follow these foul desecrators of the word, 'God'?
Just remember, eventually, your pitiful shrines shall fall, your false gods dissapear, but Chaos, well, Chaos is Eternal.
- Ferin Axel Karkland, Chaos Lord of Slaughter, Minecraftian Prophet of Chaos
Warriors of Chaos!!!
Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Nurgle - So many ways to die, so few times to do so.
The God-Emperor of Mankind and Creed called. They want to know if your God´s asses are still hurting after they kicked them and their troops out the window.
Most of those points are you putting too much value on human life.
Slaughtering animals is fine. Animals slaughter eachother all the time, we're just another animal doing it more efficiently. Plus we usually wait till it's dead to start eating.
Childred are humans, refer to my first point.
Starving to death isn't offensive.
Selling organs is just another form of thievery, albeit a more lethal one.
Cannibalism is "wrong"? Morals are simply a psychological barrier preventing you from doing things otherwise perfectly fine. It doesn't make much difference if you eat a cow or a human, apart from the nutritional differences, meat's meat. It'll fill your belly and keep you healthy(if eaten with other food groups).
TOO BAD HE DOESN'T EXIST FOR 30000 MORE YEARS!
Warriors of Chaos!!!
Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Nurgle - So many ways to die, so few times to do so.
Im a patient man. Enjoy your 30000 years of getting fat on Nurgle´s pus and bile, getting deformities and skull collecting.
Ill be over here. you know, not going crazy from all the mindrape.
I'm sure you'll enjoy it when that withered **** who is too sissy to accept that his lazy ass should die and forces countless idiots to die just so he can live.
What the **** kind of leader is that?
At least those with Chaos know that they are assisting the Universe in it's true goals.
Not keeping some useless sack of bones alive.
Warriors of Chaos!!!
Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Nurgle - So many ways to die, so few times to do so.
We actually believe in fake gods, not on Notch (i don't say he is fake, just that this religion is not about him.
I now added the commandments of all the followers of this religion.
It's the slime god who killed them. He is nearly all-powerful and no mortal can kill him.
Sorry.
Khorne stepped on him.
He's now the God of Flatness.
Warriors of Chaos!!!
Khorne, Slaanesh, Tzeentch, Nurgle - So many ways to die, so few times to do so.
<Must resist pointing out the irony of your name saying that> Error:!!
Seriously though, there's zero reason to hate the idea of bringing a little extra roleplaying to this game.
I just don't get the hate. I really don't.
It's something done for fun.
Hating it is so stupid that it makes no sense to do it.
This is actually offensive. Why don't you create and work on the game 24/7?
none atm.
You who pray to FAKE GODS, while saying that they made Minecraft! Notch, the amazing will, indeed, smite thee with his bedrock blade!
You you yoooouuuu!!!!! Yes, you!!! You are freaking awshome!!! Yeshyou are! Yoooouuuuu are awshomez!
RU'UK TIA MIANEVELL'AH : ALL HAIL BROWN MUSHROOM
EDIT: sig'd