I log into SSP as usual. Didn't update to 1.4 though. Come in to see everything "Drunk". Camera off center. Stupid little ****.
Minecraft doesn't save the screenshot to my folder, so please bear with me.
The character in 3rd person is off-center. Everything is drunk in 1st person. FPS is a constant 69. If you change the date on your computer to April 2nd, everything is a constant 5 fps in minecraft.
The first screenshot is when computer date is April 1st. 69 FPS constant. On all fog settings.
The second screenshot is when computer date gets changed to April 2nd, or any other day. Constant LAG. CONSTANT OFFCENTERNESS.
Notch, your immaturity levels are pretty high. Also, good job spending time programming a *bad* April fools joke, instead of achievements / other useful features.
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Of course my good man , in they year of '86 I was browsing some of the caves in my world looking for a tad bit of coal to keep my abode warm. And what do you know!?!?! a giant combusting scrotum snuck up on me!
Of course my good man , in they year of '86 I was browsing some of the caves in my world looking for a tad bit of coal to keep my abode warm. And what do you know!?!?! a giant combusting scrotum snuck up on me!
Of course my good man , in they year of '86 I was browsing some of the caves in my world looking for a tad bit of coal to keep my abode warm. And what do you know!?!?! a giant combusting scrotum snuck up on me!
They do help, when you're not whining, cursing and accusing.
1. It's not a joke it's a bug.
2. If you changed the date whilst running minecraft, you're an idiot because you just ****ed up the delta-time system (causing lag).
3. Why would he BREAK THE GAME for an April fools joke? Seriously.
Everything you've said is "broken" works fine for me, 3rd person camera is okay, 2nd of April is fine too. Oh I know, must be Notch attacking YOU personally! Only reasonable explanation right?
Minecraft doesn't save the screenshot to my folder, so please bear with me.The character in 3rd person is off-center. Everything is drunk in 1st person. FPS is a constant 69. If you change the date on your computer to April 2nd, everything is a constant 5 fps in minecraft.
http://imgur.com/a/GslyC
The first screenshot is when computer date is April 1st. 69 FPS constant. On all fog settings.
The second screenshot is when computer date gets changed to April 2nd, or any other day. Constant LAG. CONSTANT OFFCENTERNESS.
Notch, your immaturity levels are pretty high. Also, good job spending time programming a *bad* April fools joke, instead of achievements / other useful features.
Oh yes. Been playing the game for 2 months. On APRIL 1ST, EVERYTHING STOPS WORKING.
Hardware issues. Yes.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1020&t=255964
DERPLOL IT MUST A JOKE.
Don't instantly assume :happy.gif:
Thought the forum helped.
If you're here to flame, don't.
1. It's not a joke it's a bug.
2. If you changed the date whilst running minecraft, you're an idiot because you just ****ed up the delta-time system (causing lag).
3. Why would he BREAK THE GAME for an April fools joke? Seriously.
Everything you've said is "broken" works fine for me, 3rd person camera is okay, 2nd of April is fine too. Oh I know, must be Notch attacking YOU personally! Only reasonable explanation right?
I know most people on the forums don't like logic, but why would you think that an April Fool's joke would actually get worse...after April Fool's?
That should've been a hint you were on the wrong track.