Explain that the animals are put there by Notch himself so we can harvest their resources
She says that notch is just a sad fat lonely nerd with nothing to do but make dumb games.
I seriously feel sorry for my buddy with a mom like that
Tell her he sold a million copies of this "dumb game" and there's some merit in that when he did most of that work himself.
... But seriously she doesn't want him to play Minecraft because miners have died on the job? Wow, what's next? She won't let him get a driver's license because people get in car accidents? There's overprotective parenting, and then there's just smothering your kid. Yeesh.
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Minecraft is a game about placing blocks to build anything you can imagine. (Source)
Anything built within Minecraft, using only Minecraft, without using bugs, is legit.
If you don't want to build mob traps, that's fine. Just don't tell us it's cheating.
Tell her he sold a million copies of this "dumb game" and there's some merit in that when he did most of that work himself.
... But seriously she doesn't want him to play Minecraft because miners have died on the job? Wow, what's next? She won't let him get a driver's license because people get in car accidents?
I'm so sorry for him. And here I thought my mom was crazy for thinking you'll die if you get all your wisdom teeth removed in one go. Tell him some random chick on the internets sends sympathy for his parental situation. o_o
His mom really needs to lay off the bubble practice, it tends to leave people socially crippled like me. x_x
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Minecraft is a game about placing blocks to build anything you can imagine. (Source)
Anything built within Minecraft, using only Minecraft, without using bugs, is legit.
If you don't want to build mob traps, that's fine. Just don't tell us it's cheating.
Make another post like that and you only got 4 days left. Just joking.
BTW. his mom is like a millionaire. They have a freaking built-in sauna. And she spends a lot of time on pirate bay. How do I know this? My buddy and me put a webcam in her room. LOL
Heh, always loved vegetarians who object too broadly and naively to animal cruelty. They get upset when I ask them if their leather belt or shoes 'grew back.' And try *not* milking a dairy cow for a day or two and see how it's doing....
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"This is between me and the chickens, maam, and I'll thank you to stay out of it." Baldur's Gate II: Shadows Over Amn (in Umar Hills)
...in Dungeons and Dragons, flames prevented trolls from returning....
Seems chickens can outrun lava....
Explain that the animals are put there by Notch himself so we can harvest their resources
She says that notch is just a sad fat lonely nerd with nothing to do but make dumb games.
I seriously feel sorry for my buddy with a mom like that
Right...
Because who like to have millions of dollars? Pfft. Nobody I know.
Minecraft = Legos + Adventure in one package. If some parents aren't letting their kids play a videogame because they could kill animals, then...
Owait. Are they vegans or vegetarians or something for the safety of animals. Then I could totally understand the parents.
Back on track, we as little kids used to imagine ourselves doing far crazier things. Fly around like airplanes, not like regular airplanes, but like fighter planes. Stab our friends with swords. Be ninja assassins in the woods. Recreate WWII in our backyard.
In retrospect, a game like minecraft is MORE humane than some of the things I mentioned above. Perhaps we should teach children to stop playing pretend?
Books should also be banned as well I suppose. Harry Potter is a very violent series. What with something's blood spilling every book. Forget books like Peter Pan, what if the kid happened to feel SORRY for captain hook, and aspire to be a REAL pirate some day.
Plus books feed kids intelligence. If we had that, then we couldn't send the world into 1984.
Perhaps the parents need to sit down and think about what they're doing. Also, the parents might just be coming up with a reason to avoid paying $20. My parents have said crazier only to admit through my constant pestering, because when I'm confused I need an answer, that they just don't want to buy me anything.
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
It all started with a game called Minecraft. It was one of my favorite games ever. You could go and punch little farm animals for recources. That all changed about a year ago...
You see, I'm one of the many people living with an animal-punching disorder.
Wherever I go, I punch animals square in the face. Dogs, cats, hell I even punch hamsters. Minecraft has cursed me with a terrible disease. I hope none of you have to live with this horrible curse. My advice? Stop playing Minecraft right now unless you want no control over punching animals.
It all started with a game called Minecraft. It was one of my favorite games ever. You could go and punch little farm animals for recources. That all changed about a year ago...
You see, I'm one of the many people living with an animal-punching disorder.
Wherever I go, I punch animals square in the face. Dogs, cats, hell I even punch hamsters. Minecraft has cursed me with a terrible disease. I hope none of you have to live with this horrible curse. My advice? Stop playing Minecraft right now unless you want no control over punching animals.
It all started with a game called Minecraft. It was one of my favorite games ever. You could go and punch little trees for recources. That all changed about a year ago...
You see, I'm one of the many people living with an tree disorder.
Wherever I go, I punch trees square in the bark. Birch, oak, hell I even punch maple. Minecraft has cursed me with a terrible disease. I hope none of you have to live with this horrible curse. My advice? Stop playing Minecraft right now unless you want no control over punching trees.
+ sigged. That was excellent my good sir.
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
wait wait wait! you and your friend.....put a webcam.....in his mums bedroom? Id call BS is i wasnt doing 4 years for something similar (only joking!). But seriously! thats crossing a line or two, and i believe is illegal to a certain extent.
We put it in her study where she works on her laptop. Geez what kind of perverts do you take us for
That mother.... Is an idiot. Seriously, what the hell is up with parents? They are always in the way, and also, they keep saying "Oh no, this is too dangerous because we can get scammed!" or "No no, you go back to playing God of War 3, because that's way more bloody than this! We live in a bloody world, so games without blood is just not accepted!"
That mother.... Is an idiot. Seriously, what the hell is up with parents? They are always in the way, and also, they keep saying "Oh no, this is too dangerous because we can get scammed!" or "No no, you go back to playing God of War 3, because that's way more bloody than this! We live in a bloody world, so games without blood is just not accepted!"
Also have you tried every possible way of convincing your buddy's mom, if you have, then i'm afraid he's out of luck.
Tell her he sold a million copies of this "dumb game" and there's some merit in that when he did most of that work himself.
... But seriously she doesn't want him to play Minecraft because miners have died on the job? Wow, what's next? She won't let him get a driver's license because people get in car accidents? There's overprotective parenting, and then there's just smothering your kid. Yeesh.
Anything built within Minecraft, using only Minecraft, without using bugs, is legit.
If you don't want to build mob traps, that's fine. Just don't tell us it's cheating.
yes, she is THAT overprotective
It's pics not dics
I....
I'm so sorry for him. And here I thought my mom was crazy for thinking you'll die if you get all your wisdom teeth removed in one go. Tell him some random chick on the internets sends sympathy for his parental situation. o_o
His mom really needs to lay off the bubble practice, it tends to leave people socially crippled like me. x_x
Anything built within Minecraft, using only Minecraft, without using bugs, is legit.
If you don't want to build mob traps, that's fine. Just don't tell us it's cheating.
I would but i'm not allowed there anymore cause I showed him minecraft
Strangely enough her favorite meal is stake.
It's pics not dics
Make another post like that and you only got 4 days left. Just joking.
BTW. his mom is like a millionaire. They have a freaking built-in sauna. And she spends a lot of time on pirate bay. How do I know this? My buddy and me put a webcam in her room. LOL
It's pics not dics
...in Dungeons and Dragons, flames prevented trolls from returning....
Seems chickens can outrun lava....
Right...
Because who like to have millions of dollars? Pfft. Nobody I know.
Minecraft = Legos + Adventure in one package. If some parents aren't letting their kids play a videogame because they could kill animals, then...
Owait. Are they vegans or vegetarians or something for the safety of animals. Then I could totally understand the parents.
Back on track, we as little kids used to imagine ourselves doing far crazier things. Fly around like airplanes, not like regular airplanes, but like fighter planes. Stab our friends with swords. Be ninja assassins in the woods. Recreate WWII in our backyard.
In retrospect, a game like minecraft is MORE humane than some of the things I mentioned above. Perhaps we should teach children to stop playing pretend?
Books should also be banned as well I suppose. Harry Potter is a very violent series. What with something's blood spilling every book. Forget books like Peter Pan, what if the kid happened to feel SORRY for captain hook, and aspire to be a REAL pirate some day.
Plus books feed kids intelligence. If we had that, then we couldn't send the world into 1984.
Perhaps the parents need to sit down and think about what they're doing. Also, the parents might just be coming up with a reason to avoid paying $20. My parents have said crazier only to admit through my constant pestering, because when I'm confused I need an answer, that they just don't want to buy me anything.
You see, I'm one of the many people living with an animal-punching disorder.
Wherever I go, I punch animals square in the face. Dogs, cats, hell I even punch hamsters. Minecraft has cursed me with a terrible disease. I hope none of you have to live with this horrible curse. My advice? Stop playing Minecraft right now unless you want no control over punching animals.
It all started with a game called Minecraft. It was one of my favorite games ever. You could go and punch little trees for recources. That all changed about a year ago...
You see, I'm one of the many people living with an tree disorder.
Wherever I go, I punch trees square in the bark. Birch, oak, hell I even punch maple. Minecraft has cursed me with a terrible disease. I hope none of you have to live with this horrible curse. My advice? Stop playing Minecraft right now unless you want no control over punching trees.
+ sigged. That was excellent my good sir.
We put it in her study where she works on her laptop. Geez what kind of perverts do you take us for
It's pics not dics
It's pics not dics
I zap people. I zap them in the head, feet, hands, arms, eyes, ears and their genit.....
Whoops!
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This.
It's pics not dics
Tell her it's ok to kill sheep. Everything else is considered wrong and immoral.
But killing sheep is fine.
Like I said I would but I'm not allowed there anymore because I showed him minecraft
It's pics not dics