"Nevermind me, because I am a brilliant god of programming, and I fix leaf decay by using tricky sneakery and dead sexiness! :biggrin.gif: :biggrin.gif: :D"
Nevermind me, because I am a brilliant god of programming, and I fix leaf decay by using tricky sneakery and dead sexiness! :biggrin.gif: :biggrin.gif: :biggrin.gif:
brilliant god of programming
brilliant
ha... hahaha.... bwahahahahaahahahahhaahhahah, oh gawd that's good /sarcasm
"Nevermind me, because I am a brilliant god of programming, and I fix leaf decay by using tricky sneakery and dead sexiness! :biggrin.gif: :biggrin.gif: :D"
I'm English and I'm very good at reading and it doesnt says he's fixed it at all otherwise he'd have said I've FIXED leaf decay, he said "I fix leaf decay" Which means it is something he does but it has not been done yet. Just like me waking up in the morning and saying "I KILL ZOMBIES!" I havent killed any yet but I bloody well plan to.
Don't tell me to learn how to read between the lines you impatient little spoilt brats, as soon as notch posts anything regarding minecraft on his twitter you instantly expect an update. It's a minor problem and this is him saying he's going to handle it, just be patient.
I'm English and I'm very good at reading and it doesnt says he's fixed it at all otherwise he'd have said I've FIXED leaf decay, he said "I fix leaf decay" Which means it is something he does but it has not been done yet. Just like me waking up in the morning and saying "I KILL ZOMBIES!" I havent killed any yet but I bloody well plan to.
Don't tell me to learn how to read between the lines you impatient little spoilt brats, as soon as notch posts anything regarding minecraft on his twitter you instantly expect an update. It's a minor problem and this is him saying he's going to handle it, just be patient.
notch is swedish
your argument is invalid
(trolling me doesn't work, btw)
Notch is speaking English
My argument makes perfect sense.
Don't always assume troll, I'm just a guy who woke up 45 minutes ago and I'm cranky and annoyed at everyone on here who thinks Notch owes them the world and complains about minecraft because it wont run on their computers that they bought for 100 dollars from walmart.
yes, because speaking a secondary language is 100% infallible 100% of the time, and nobody who speaks their secondary language EVER screws up with spelling/grammar/etc
That kinda bull gets annoying after a while, you know, and I don't need kids like you spouting ridiculously immature insults which don't even have any meaning or make any logical sense such as "Asshat" isnt that something that 11 year olds get all excited about on TF2? I really don't know what you are talking about, Im sorry, I'm not up to date with all the latest children's trends.
Pattoe, you need to calm down and stop bringing your emotions into this forum, but of course, that's just my opinion.
Every time people insult/compare computers, talk about how crappy one another's computer is, or retort saying how they've got like eighty-nine cores in their gigabit processor cpu ram1111 that can eject toaster strudels out of a cannon at lethal speeds... well, I imagine them unzipping their pants and laying down their big floppy walrus' on a table and comparing them to determine that it is indeed the amount of money spent on their computers that explains why their Minecraft is running poorly. The people claiming to have budget computers yet somehow managing to run Minecraft better than the people with toaster strudel launcher PC's are absolutely, down right, indubitably lying. No, it's all about who has the most expensive parts purchased from Newegg! There couldn't possibly be anything more complicated to it than that. Anyone thinking otherwise is a disregarded and crazy conspiracy-theorist!
Excuse my tired rambling, it's 3:34 AM here, and writing that made me smile even if I didn't mean most of it. Good night doods!
It's faintly amusing that the Leaf Decay mod made by Desbones in his spare time, for Alpha, works vastly better than the integral Leaf Decay in the Beta. If a fix isn't forthcoming anytime soon I'm hoping some modder will manage to disable the Beta's Leaf Decay, because frankly I'd rather burn down surplus leaves myself.
Oh, and Flowzor is correct. My friend has a 3.8 Quad Core gaming rig and Minecraft runs like **** on it now. The NotchFrothers will always continue to roll out the mantra "it's because they have **** computers" though - it comforts them when they chant it in unison, even if it's not remotely true.
QFT
The game in it's current state has little scalability either... My ancient AMD sempron laptop runs this the same as my new phenom ii x4 965 (OCed to 3.6 from 3.4)
What makes me LOL is my CPU can handle crysis, and some dribblers on here have the bloody cheek to suggest I can't run a java app.
then those arent real gaming rigs... i still to this day do not understand why people dont list their "video graphics card" for a game that uses opengl...
http://twitter.com/notch/status/17511480131850240
It would shut the mouths of soooooo many complainers here!
...you were half a minute faster than me to post this.
AngelCraft 64 Texture Pack v2.0.2 (Beta 1.8.1)
Nerd, geek, server admin, guy wearing a rainbow skin (with an office suit of epicness)? That's me.
I was about to post it too when I saw the thread..
You cannot quench the thirst to complain by complainers.
There is no charge for awesomeness.
ha... hahaha.... bwahahahahaahahahahhaahhahah, oh gawd that's good /sarcasm
learn to read between the lines
"and I fix leaf decay by using tricky sneakery"
Orly?
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Hey, stop trampling on my dreams. It hurts!
its swedlish, he must be excited and lapsing into poor grammar
dont shoot me
Starting a new website, take a look around.
According to this Forum, and Notch's "loyal followers who will eat his every word and live their life on every byte he says and..."
You see where I'm going with this.
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nginx/0.7.65
notch is swedish
your argument is invalid
(trolling me doesn't work, btw)
yes, because speaking a secondary language is 100% infallible 100% of the time, and nobody who speaks their secondary language EVER screws up with spelling/grammar/etc
I officially love you ^_^b
Pattoe, you need to calm down and stop bringing your emotions into this forum, but of course, that's just my opinion.
Every time people insult/compare computers, talk about how crappy one another's computer is, or retort saying how they've got like eighty-nine cores in their gigabit processor cpu ram1111 that can eject toaster strudels out of a cannon at lethal speeds... well, I imagine them unzipping their pants and laying down their big floppy walrus' on a table and comparing them to determine that it is indeed the amount of money spent on their computers that explains why their Minecraft is running poorly. The people claiming to have budget computers yet somehow managing to run Minecraft better than the people with toaster strudel launcher PC's are absolutely, down right, indubitably lying. No, it's all about who has the most expensive parts purchased from Newegg! There couldn't possibly be anything more complicated to it than that. Anyone thinking otherwise is a disregarded and crazy conspiracy-theorist!
Excuse my tired rambling, it's 3:34 AM here, and writing that made me smile even if I didn't mean most of it. Good night doods!
then those arent real gaming rigs... i still to this day do not understand why people dont list their "video graphics card" for a game that uses opengl...
Me too, my friend... me too...