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The reason we don't have breasts on minecraft, is because they would be circles. And this is NOT allowed!

Unless we have square breasts. Then....yes. Yes we need them.

I saw a mod one day where you could choose a female model. Why don't we just take the code from that and shove it into vanilla?

Steve's body shape probably resembles mine more than a lady character's would. :tongue.gif:

I wouldn't mind having a default female skin (Stella?) and a more feminine voice to choose from, but I'm not particularly bothered by it.

^I'm with that; It would be awesome to change the sounds to something else. It would be very customizable by the community ; Custom sounds <3

Anyways, while I don't always play as a female skin (I just play with what I make best). The problem is not that its sexist, its just pointless and ugly.

Also, in order to get the majority of guys playing girl skins, you need to have a high level of fanservice, and block people can't offer that without it looking very stupid or forced. Many RPGs including wow have that problem with some of the characters you can play as.

I always rule in favour of there being an option. The only reason I could think of not to at least present the option of these disturbing, cubical mammaries would be that they'd deeply unsettle the delicate multiplayer masses.

Don't forget to add a bulge to male figures.

... What? Fair is fair, right?

Yeah but seriously, I don't think it would look right.

Notch said himself
"No block tits"
At least that's what C418 said.

go bubies go, go, go bubies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"its unfair"
"is that fare"

How did you spell unfair correctly and then butcher fair?

And no, it isn't 'unfair' that we don't get boobs.

If anything, It's better that our character models are all the same.

Steve is already a transvestite, do we really need him to have sex changes as well?
oh and, how is it sexist to add a female to the game..

get a skin that has them, and I agree that the sounds are really masculine and I wouldn't mind if you had the option, In pokemon, the first few games you could only be a guy, but did that make the game any less fun for girls? I don't know any that say so. There will be a mod out there someday that gives you female sounds if you really want them that much, but I don't think that it should bother you so much.

^this

The thing is that just because minecraft gives you the abillity to customize doesn't mean you can demand the game caters to your needs, if I choose say a pokemon skin, that doesn't mean I can demand a pikachu tail and noises, customisation is the consumers choice and if they want the full deal they'll have to do it themselves.

Also if he did agree what would he say it the announcement that didn't sound creepy? Titties? Boobles? I don't think there's any way he could announce breasts without sounding a little creepy.

FYI, your poll sucks. It makes anyone who clicks anything other than "yes" look like a complete asshole and/or sexist. While I normally wouldn't mind a female gender in the game, the fact that you decided to make your poll this ways means that I'm not going to support you no matter what.

Sure, and lets make the male model have a bulgy penis!

Jeez...The things people come up with....

Heavy has better grammar than you.


And breasts in minecraft, the only way I can think of it is to make it look like two giant....... blocks on a female model, all in all looking scary, unnatural, and all-in-all abnormal. Besides, most people who play minecraft are the same people who have rule 34 in their favorites, or at least crowding up most of their history.

Your poll makes those whom say "yes" look like omega perverts, and those whom say "no" people that are emos that have no balls (pun intended)

Than, and why not have a crotch bulge for Steve? Because notch is making an at least E 10+ GAME. Is there really any point other than for sexual attraction? Really, if he wanted to, he could make Steve a female. Most video games have male characters as the main character. So therefore, of course it's natural Steve is going to be a male.

And about your "we need gurl sken lul" USE SKINS. I have my own skin (which needs to be updated, since it looks like crap) that I use commonly. Not everybody wants to have girls have either massive oversized blocks on their body, or small knobs on their bodies.

All in all...

There cannot be a perfect size
Your poll is unbalanced
The idea of such is terrible
And you aren't going to get very much support other than on the female noises option.

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The thing is that just because minecraft gives you the abillity to customize doesn't mean you can demand the game caters to your needs, if I choose say a pokemon skin, that doesn't mean I can demand a pikachu tail and noises, customisation is the consumers choice and if they want the full deal they'll have to do it themselves.

Also if he did agree what would he say it the announcement that didn't sound creepy? Titties? Boobles? I don't think there's any way he could announce breasts without sounding a little creepy.

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Square people are always going to look stupid, i vote we just make it a option. Those who want it can have it and those who don't wont have to use it.

i think the idea of boobs is funny, i think we should do it.
and female noises would be great, i hate sounding like a man when i fall or monsters attack, it's just annoying.

Its not sexist, just not... normal. its also not my descision cause im not a girl, but a skin would make minecraft just that much more lifelike.

I think adding breasts is a bit unnecessary, but having a more androgynous default voice would make me happy. It would probably be the easiest thing for mojang to change, and it would keep anyone who isn't overly concerned about their sex from being alienated. Because then, if you want to be a dude, or a lady, make a skin that is masculine or feminine. Then you're done, and if you grunt, it doesn't sound super out of place. Problem solved.