They sure can do. I just don't agree that adding more prefab furniture is analogous to unleashing creativity. It was a stupid thing to say. Lego was way more fun back before sets contained half a dozen feature blocks and nothing else.
Prefab is garbage, agreed. Smaller blocks to build your own is proper Legos.
Maybe tamable wolves can go crapping, or horses if they are ever implemented. They could have there own special bathroom, and for horses, manure which kinda acts like fertilizer. With a tweak then you get the diamond
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http://myschoo.php5.sk/mca/ = AWESOME. The pen is mightier than the sword, or in this case, the text is mightier than the troll.
A:respect is status,i dont need status,i need challenge.
You misunderstand. Just by getting his respect you aren't going to be able to do missions for him. But you will need respect in order for anybody to give a crap what you are saying. Given the wild and ridiculous suggestions you give paired with your obstinate attitude towards criticisms of those suggestions, It is probably the only thing that would make anybody even consider any of your suggestions.
He'll never live it down...Just like Tommy Wiseau will never live down The Room. Best comedy on the Earth, if you haven't seen it.
"Oh, Hi Mark."
yeah. that movie was ridiculous. Admittedly I only watched the "review" that nostalgia critic did, but it was still hilariously bad.
I HAVE BEEN THINKING about how my Minecrafian can go at least 10 day and night cycle without ever going to the toilet.
Ok. I have some good news, and some bad news.
-The good news is, it's a game. your character is not going to go septic. He doesn't need to go to the hospital.
-The bad news is that hospital you built for the purpose of tending your character when he goes septic is not only unneeded for the reason stated above but doesn't actually exist. Neither does the gigantic library, or your bedroom lined with pure gold.
Seriously, this type of question "how does <character> from <game> do/not do <action based on real life> they are games. Nobody even asked why Mario grows bigger when he eats a mushroom in 1987. He just DID. That was that. It's a game. not based on reality. The fact that now games can simulate to some extend the 3-dimensional space that is "our world" has started to see a lot more people trying to project into that world using ridiculous ideas and non-existent logic. Why your character can't defecate being the first concern on many peoples minds when said characters head is a rectangular prism concerns me. "oh? That? yeah, it's supposed to be like that. No knees? normal, to be expecte... wait.. wait... How do I crap? You mean I can't? OMG! That is so unrealistic!"
Edit:
Okay, I thought about it, and in order for this to work we need to store 3 things:
1. Time until next pooping.
2. The state of your pooping health.
Pooping engine:
1a. When you first eat something after pooping, the time until next pooping is set to 10 minutes (The equivelent of 12 hours IRL.)
1b. Any food consumed after that (including each slice of cake) will increase how much poop will be farted out.
2a. You can only have a bowel movement when there is less than 3 minutes until you just poop on the spot.
2b. You will be notified 3 minutes in advance of the poop. (e.g. "You feel a sensation in your butt.")
3a. When have a bowel movement, your character will squat down and poop will come out.
3b. If the timer reaches 0, your character will squat down and expode out a huge steaming mess. (You lose half a heart.)
Poop heath:
Your pooping health is determined by what you eat; and is stored as a number between 1 and 5.
3 is ideal, and comes out pretty smooth,
4 is when you get constipated, your turd will take longer to come out. (15 seconds, maybe?)
2 is diarrhea, the poop comes out fast, and is bound to squirt all over the place, probably missing the toilet and all over your bathroom. (Pooping outside is ideal, since if you miss, it'll decay.)
5 is extreme constipation, nothing comes out, and the turd starts to become toxic in your lil' cubiod butt. (Half a heart every 15 seconds if the timer reaches 3 minutes and below. Note: you will not just automaticly expode out the rock-hard poop when the timer reaches 0.)
1 is explosive diarrhea. every minute above 0, you will fart out a whole toilet's worth of poop, floating in reddish-brownish liquid. It stings you butt, since it hasn't been properly digested. It squirts a full 180 degrees below you. (you lose 2 hearts) When the timer reaches 0, you will squat down and shoot out so much poop (regardless of how much you ate) it fill a toilet to the brim and overflows. It is very acidic, and will burn immencely. (lose 5 hearts)
When you do poop, your health isn't reset to 3.
Eating 5 raw meats (ham, fish) will decrease by 1 if the value is equal to or less than 3.
Eating 5 sugar-y foods (cake, cookies) will increase by 1 if the value is equal to or greater than 3.
(You can't just fix your exposive diarrhea by eating 10 cookies.)
The only way to return it to 3 is to eat heathy foods (bread, cooked meats, apple)
Yeah but the real question is: Can you make square poops? I refuse to play with round poops as it would be too much like Crysis. I also think that you should be able to build things out of it.
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Dear god, did you just create the very first ever Minecraft scat porn?
Prefab is garbage, agreed. Smaller blocks to build your own is proper Legos.
Incompetence is a plague. I am the cure.
For all your wolf suggestion needs, I present the WOLF MEGATHREAD!
Stories: A Miner's Chronicle, The Lost Chronicle [Entries 32-2, 33-1, and 33-2 out!]
Every time I start to have a little respect for you, you say dumb **** like that. :sleep.gif:
Incompetence is a plague. I am the cure.
For all your wolf suggestion needs, I present the WOLF MEGATHREAD!
Stories: A Miner's Chronicle, The Lost Chronicle [Entries 32-2, 33-1, and 33-2 out!]
It's not decaying, trolled, or mossy. And I do not require the respect of fools anyway.
Incompetence is a plague. I am the cure.
For all your wolf suggestion needs, I present the WOLF MEGATHREAD!
Stories: A Miner's Chronicle, The Lost Chronicle [Entries 32-2, 33-1, and 33-2 out!]
Sorry, it's just pointless, in my opinion...
And it's not even fun...:VV:
The pen is mightier than the sword, or in this case, the text is mightier than the troll.
You misunderstand. Just by getting his respect you aren't going to be able to do missions for him. But you will need respect in order for anybody to give a crap what you are saying. Given the wild and ridiculous suggestions you give paired with your obstinate attitude towards criticisms of those suggestions, It is probably the only thing that would make anybody even consider any of your suggestions.
"Oh, Hi Mark."
yeah. that movie was ridiculous. Admittedly I only watched the "review" that nostalgia critic did, but it was still hilariously bad.
Ok. I have some good news, and some bad news.
-The good news is, it's a game. your character is not going to go septic. He doesn't need to go to the hospital.
-The bad news is that hospital you built for the purpose of tending your character when he goes septic is not only unneeded for the reason stated above but doesn't actually exist. Neither does the gigantic library, or your bedroom lined with pure gold.
Seriously, this type of question "how does <character> from <game> do/not do <action based on real life> they are games. Nobody even asked why Mario grows bigger when he eats a mushroom in 1987. He just DID. That was that. It's a game. not based on reality. The fact that now games can simulate to some extend the 3-dimensional space that is "our world" has started to see a lot more people trying to project into that world using ridiculous ideas and non-existent logic. Why your character can't defecate being the first concern on many peoples minds when said characters head is a rectangular prism concerns me. "oh? That? yeah, it's supposed to be like that. No knees? normal, to be expecte... wait.. wait... How do I crap? You mean I can't? OMG! That is so unrealistic!"
I agree! And nice icon, you've got there! :smile.gif:
This would be a great idea!
I mean, Steve needs to go to the bathroom! He's 1! That's 52 in 8-bit block years!
What part of a ghast has ever been mossy or trolled? Is trolled even a descriptor for appearance?
"You sir, have a very trolled face!" Yeah, that just looks stupid..
Well, if his mother slapped him a lot, maybe...
Incompetence is a plague. I am the cure.
For all your wolf suggestion needs, I present the WOLF MEGATHREAD!
Stories: A Miner's Chronicle, The Lost Chronicle [Entries 32-2, 33-1, and 33-2 out!]
You enjoy watching a guy poop? Cool.
Then why would you want this? I mean if you support this you don't care to watch a guy poop. I mean... Jeez. Not really... That's disturbing!
I then dug a septic tank which the water flows into. Lava goes in the corner:
Hold shift and dump all of your 64 dirt stacks away. In all serious this is what I use for an incinerator.
Edit:
Okay, I thought about it, and in order for this to work we need to store 3 things:
1. Time until next pooping.
2. The state of your pooping health.
Pooping engine:
1a. When you first eat something after pooping, the time until next pooping is set to 10 minutes (The equivelent of 12 hours IRL.)
1b. Any food consumed after that (including each slice of cake) will increase how much poop will be farted out.
2a. You can only have a bowel movement when there is less than 3 minutes until you just poop on the spot.
2b. You will be notified 3 minutes in advance of the poop. (e.g. "You feel a sensation in your butt.")
3a. When have a bowel movement, your character will squat down and poop will come out.
3b. If the timer reaches 0, your character will squat down and expode out a huge steaming mess. (You lose half a heart.)
Poop heath:
Your pooping health is determined by what you eat; and is stored as a number between 1 and 5.
3 is ideal, and comes out pretty smooth,
4 is when you get constipated, your turd will take longer to come out. (15 seconds, maybe?)
2 is diarrhea, the poop comes out fast, and is bound to squirt all over the place, probably missing the toilet and all over your bathroom. (Pooping outside is ideal, since if you miss, it'll decay.)
5 is extreme constipation, nothing comes out, and the turd starts to become toxic in your lil' cubiod butt. (Half a heart every 15 seconds if the timer reaches 3 minutes and below. Note: you will not just automaticly expode out the rock-hard poop when the timer reaches 0.)
1 is explosive diarrhea. every minute above 0, you will fart out a whole toilet's worth of poop, floating in reddish-brownish liquid. It stings you butt, since it hasn't been properly digested. It squirts a full 180 degrees below you. (you lose 2 hearts) When the timer reaches 0, you will squat down and shoot out so much poop (regardless of how much you ate) it fill a toilet to the brim and overflows. It is very acidic, and will burn immencely. (lose 5 hearts)
When you do poop, your health isn't reset to 3.
Eating 5 raw meats (ham, fish) will decrease by 1 if the value is equal to or less than 3.
Eating 5 sugar-y foods (cake, cookies) will increase by 1 if the value is equal to or greater than 3.
(You can't just fix your exposive diarrhea by eating 10 cookies.)
The only way to return it to 3 is to eat heathy foods (bread, cooked meats, apple)
Dear god, did you just create the very first ever Minecraft scat porn?
Since when did a toilet fit the atmosphere of minecraft? (at least the modern kind)
If you want a toilet, dig a hole!