"You really need to add a map..." - Be more than 15.000 blocks from your spawn without having a compass.
"Always look on the bright side of life" - Get killed two times and spawn in the night, after that, get killed a third time and spawn in the dawn.
"Reach for the sky" - Build a tower that's more than 350 blocks high.
"Water?" - Mine a mineral while being underwater.
"Imma Legend!!" - Kill 1000 enemies in one life, without wearing armour, only using Swords (Iron and/or worse) or your hands.
sea sick -be over a ocean (at-least 40 blocks deep) for 2 days strait
washed ashore - die on the ocean
rocket man - be launched up 20 blocks by TNT.
hiding from the teacher - close and open a save file 5 times in 10 min
ITS CHRISTMAS!(or Honica, etc) - play on a snow map on December 24.
through the fire and flames - run through a lava pool and survive
one more time - die 5 times on 1 map
buy it... - make a steal pickax
use it... - mine 200 stone with it
break it... - break it... DUH
now upgrade it! - make a diamond pickax after break it
Sandy - step into desert territory.
Hottie - Step into volcano territory.
Got your sea legs - Set sail onto ocean territory.
It's a jungle in here - step into jungle territory.
The leaves turn orange - reach Fall.
The leaves fall off - reach Winter.
The leaves come back - reach Spring
and the cycle goes on - go through a full Minecraft year.
Happy Birthday - Play on Notch's birthday.
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