"I'm working on an Infiniminer clone, it's pretty geeky."
- Notch
"Minecraft? Why would you get that crap game? It's a ripoff of Runescape."
- A Runescape-addicted kid in my class 3 years ago. Hated him.
"So how do you get the Super Crafting Table? You know, the crafting table you need to make airplanes?"
- A kid who I had just introduced to Minecraft, in my science class 2 years ago.
"I spawned Herobrine and my friend killed him."
- One of the 2nd graders at the camp that I was a counselor at.
"In the next update, they're adding a dragon that attacks you if you kill a villager"
- My cousin's friend in Poland.
Note: this may not have been a complete lie, he could've been talking about the iron golem (although how he mistakes it for a dragon, I don't know. Also iron golems came out in 1.2, which had already been out at the time).
"Oh, yeah, I know all about Minecraft. A guy gets in a shipwreck and washes up on the beach, and dreams he's in a blocky world. The point of the game is to survive, to get items you have to survive a certain amount of time, and they give it to you. Wait, how many days do you wait to get the ender eyes?"
- Another kid at school, who I hated (not because of the Minecraft thing).
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Timeless Modding is kinda dead but idk what to put here now
That Herobrine is real because that time I was new at minecraft then my friends told me he is real then when I googled it, it said he is a hoax
also My friends are NOOBS when it comes to herobrine coz they believe it
Oh and since my computer is ******** I'll delete System32 so it will crash forcing my parents to buy a new one lol
-a friend of mine who first saw minecraft and wanted it.
story version:
a friend of mine had visited me, introduced minecraft to him, had fun. Next day,he told me that he had made a google search on minecraft and found some WorldcCraft related thingy.He told me Worldcraft is part 2 of minecraft.
CRAP.
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Enter signature here, you might seem this as a signature. Also this is a signature that makes you mad of signatures. Guess how many 'signatures' are there.
Emo skins, stupid 9 year olds, people who hate alpha for no reason you know them people
That is so true! I made my own skin that isent all emo and stuff and any time a little kid says gold is budder or herobrine is real I want to judo chop them in the face.
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Yes. cause I totally spread gold bars on my toast...
My friend told me that if you delete all folders in your saves folder, when you make a new world you will get a world that is adding up all of the worlds that you deleted from your saves folder. Luckily I was smart enough not to fall for it.
My friend once told me if i trade 500 times with villagers ill get a Notch Apple, a Notch Head and a Notch Sword which he said that it was the most OP Sword in the game!
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Click on the egg.... please?...
Click the egg to get your own, and raise it to become a dragon!
i lied to my friend and said a poison potion was a strength potion back when they first came out. He drank it and squealed running around and beat me in the face with a diamond sword...
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Yes. cause I totally spread gold bars on my toast...
Before I knew very much about minecraft a friend told me that minecraft had merged with the slender video game. After playing for a while I realized that he must have assumed that because of the enderman mob
Old classic Herobrine lies. I thought he was real for some time and was removed due to the changelog saying "Removed Herobrine" and all my friends were saying "Well, back in the day, Herobrine was around and if you killed him you got tons of diamonds". Also when I told someone that I've been around since 1.2.5 they asked if I've seen Herobrine being removed or something like that.
If you push a pig into a pit of lava without it having a chance to run away from it, a pork chop will come out from nowhere
Zombies can loot chests
You can craft really awesome things in Minecraft that don't even exist (such as a cloak or a shield)
Baskets and posts were being added in 1.4
You can click a dragon egg 200 times to hatch it and get a baby dragon that's your pet and you can ride it (No mods required!)
- Notch
"Minecraft? Why would you get that crap game? It's a ripoff of Runescape."
- A Runescape-addicted kid in my class 3 years ago. Hated him.
"So how do you get the Super Crafting Table? You know, the crafting table you need to make airplanes?"
- A kid who I had just introduced to Minecraft, in my science class 2 years ago.
"I spawned Herobrine and my friend killed him."
- One of the 2nd graders at the camp that I was a counselor at.
"In the next update, they're adding a dragon that attacks you if you kill a villager"
- My cousin's friend in Poland.
Note: this may not have been a complete lie, he could've been talking about the iron golem (although how he mistakes it for a dragon, I don't know. Also iron golems came out in 1.2, which had already been out at the time).
"Oh, yeah, I know all about Minecraft. A guy gets in a shipwreck and washes up on the beach, and dreams he's in a blocky world. The point of the game is to survive, to get items you have to survive a certain amount of time, and they give it to you. Wait, how many days do you wait to get the ender eyes?"
- Another kid at school, who I hated (not because of the Minecraft thing).
Timeless Modding is kinda dead but idk what to put here now
I occasionally make textures/models for random people. Contributed to: Tinker's Construct, Growthcraft, and Animals+
PixelQuest 2, my new 1.10 RPG/rougelike-inspired modpack, is coming soon!
Yes. cause I totally spread gold bars on my toast...
also My friends are NOOBS when it comes to herobrine coz they believe it
Oh and since my computer is ******** I'll delete System32 so it will crash forcing my parents to buy a new one lol
JettCraft112
"WorldCraft is Part 2 of Minecraft"
-a friend of mine who first saw minecraft and wanted it.
story version:
a friend of mine had visited me, introduced minecraft to him, had fun. Next day,he told me that he had made a google search on minecraft and found some WorldcCraft related thingy.He told me Worldcraft is part 2 of minecraft.
CRAP.
Enter signature here, you might seem this as a signature. Also this is a signature that makes you mad of signatures. Guess how many 'signatures' are there.
That is so true! I made my own skin that isent all emo and stuff and any time a little kid says gold is budder or herobrine is real I want to judo chop them in the face.
Yes. cause I totally spread gold bars on my toast...
You can just call me Canary.
How not to look like a total fool in the forum games
PC specs: Intel Core 2 Duo e8500 @ 3.16ghz / XFX Radeon HD 6670 2GB DDR3 / 6GB 1666MHz DDR3 RAM / Windows 7 Professional
Click the egg to get your own, and raise it to become a dragon!
Lol.
In my case, it's me and my friend arguing over petty things.
Yes. cause I totally spread gold bars on my toast...
I had a classmate just like this. Then he yelled "LOL RUNESCAPE MADE LEATHER ARMOR FIRST".
I died inside.
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"This aren't any cave spiders around this corner."
-Me, telling myself lies.
The dream that you've never dreamed is suddenly about to FLOWER.
Chair-City? (Ind) (Tra)
1. very rarely you can find a diamond spawner
2. you can silk touch spawners in vanilla
3. you can have both silk touch and fortune
4. fortune works on iron and gold
Animes I've Watched/am watching - Sword art online , Fairy Tale , FMA Brotherhood, InuYasha
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And I believed it.