1. Testificates can inbreed because of a high mutation rate which keeps there genetics steady.
2. Testificates evolved from pigmen, the same as Minecraftus Agililus ( A Prior Form of Minecraftus Strongicus, the species of Steve ).
3. Testificates adapted a large nose and a portly body as a way to store food, protecting them from the harsh crop failures.
4. Testificate Nose contains a extreme concentrated amount of fat and sugar, and tastes exactly like a vanilla eclair. The reason being the same as their portly body.
5. Testificates are asexual, and as such come out of eggs. It requries a different testificate to fertilize one's other egg.
6. Testificates naturally.... produce emeralds. Such 'ore' is simply fossilized. These productions are of value to the testificate community, and are used to show ones wealth and cleanliness.
7. Testificatican Engineers did not create the Iron Golemn. Iron Golemns are found in strongholds, or are made by the much more highly skilled Minecraftus Strongicus. Testifcates merely added on a iron bar to serve as a clockwork battery to power the machine, though this is perhaps for beauty, as the standard iron golemn already has an unlimited power source, zombie blood.
8. Testificates do not have arms but one strange shabed limb. This "arm" is used for turning vertical and pushing open doors. They contain a high amount of bone, making it very unappetizing.
9. Zombified Testificates are not delicious. Their flavor is more akin to a rather dry jerky than the lushious taste of a normal testificate
10. Young testificates are less filling than their elder counterparts. It is advised to let them fatten to maturity before plucking a delicious nose.
11. Testifican noses are able to grow back. This process in general takes around 2-3 minecraftian days until the nose reaches it's most flavorful state.
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wait number six doesn't seem right.. if they can produce emerald why would they sell things
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2. Testificates evolved from pigmen, the same as Minecraftus Agililus ( A Prior Form of Minecraftus Strongicus, the species of Steve ).
3. Testificates adapted a large nose and a portly body as a way to store food, protecting them from the harsh crop failures.
4. Testificate Nose contains a extreme concentrated amount of fat and sugar, and tastes exactly like a vanilla eclair. The reason being the same as their portly body.
5. Testificates are asexual, and as such come out of eggs. It requries a different testificate to fertilize one's other egg.
6. Testificates naturally.... produce emeralds. Such 'ore' is simply fossilized. These productions are of value to the testificate community, and are used to show ones wealth and cleanliness.
7. Testificatican Engineers did not create the Iron Golemn. Iron Golemns are found in strongholds, or are made by the much more highly skilled Minecraftus Strongicus. Testifcates merely added on a iron bar to serve as a clockwork battery to power the machine, though this is perhaps for beauty, as the standard iron golemn already has an unlimited power source, zombie blood.
8. Testificates do not have arms but one strange shabed limb. This "arm" is used for turning vertical and pushing open doors. They contain a high amount of bone, making it very unappetizing.
9. Zombified Testificates are not delicious. Their flavor is more akin to a rather dry jerky than the lushious taste of a normal testificate
10. Young testificates are less filling than their elder counterparts. It is advised to let them fatten to maturity before plucking a delicious nose.
11. Testifican noses are able to grow back. This process in general takes around 2-3 minecraftian days until the nose reaches it's most flavorful state.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA. Funny.
TT2000, you are genius.
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