We are looking for some creative / funny puns to put on our Minecraft host's website under the title. Much like what Minecraft has now on their launcher.
We are trying to put things that portray an sense of humor towards game server hosting, minecraft, plugins, mods, java, etc and put these below our title.
If you have any suggestions on puns / jokes / one liners we should include in our rotation of random "subtitles" then please reply to this thread! We would be happy to include them on our website!
So far we include the following:
- Not as chewy as you would think";
- Because what would be a title without a subtitle?";
- Dig dig dig dig...";
- Over 1 Billion Blocks Served";
- Did we mention that you get dedicated RAM?";
- EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005)";
- OMG I FOUND DIAMONDS!";
- We like our Java with 2 Sugars and 1 Cream!";
- Funny how these things change eh?";
- For complete and healthy breakfast!";
- Psssss....";
- How many times have you refreshed this?";
- !";
- Contact us! Put your pun here!";
- Books, Damn I love books!";
- Sorry, We do not accept emeralds.";
- You could pay us in gum...";
- Creeper? I hardly even knew her!";
- May the craft be with you.";
- can i has sum 46 pl0x?";
- CAUTION: Will contain large amounts of awesome!";
- Two creepers walk into a bar...";
- WARNING: May consume your life...";
- Soothing trypophobes since 2009!";
- Got flint?";
"Mineshaft blew up"
Wait for it... yep there you go
It says a lot about my sense of humour if the first thing that pops into my head is an erection joke. But it was the only thing I could think of...
We are trying to put things that portray an sense of humor towards game server hosting, minecraft, plugins, mods, java, etc and put these below our title.
If you have any suggestions on puns / jokes / one liners we should include in our rotation of random "subtitles" then please reply to this thread! We would be happy to include them on our website!
So far we include the following:
- Not as chewy as you would think";
- Because what would be a title without a subtitle?";
- Dig dig dig dig...";
- Over 1 Billion Blocks Served";
- Did we mention that you get dedicated RAM?";
- EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION (0xc0000005)";
- OMG I FOUND DIAMONDS!";
- We like our Java with 2 Sugars and 1 Cream!";
- Funny how these things change eh?";
- For complete and healthy breakfast!";
- Psssss....";
- How many times have you refreshed this?";
- !";
- Contact us! Put your pun here!";
- Books, Damn I love books!";
- Sorry, We do not accept emeralds.";
- You could pay us in gum...";
- Creeper? I hardly even knew her!";
- May the craft be with you.";
- can i has sum 46 pl0x?";
- CAUTION: Will contain large amounts of awesome!";
- Two creepers walk into a bar...";
- WARNING: May consume your life...";
- Soothing trypophobes since 2009!";
- Got flint?";
Mostly moved on. May check back a few times a year.
Wait for it... yep there you go
It says a lot about my sense of humour if the first thing that pops into my head is an erection joke. But it was the only thing I could think of...