A banner got banned for banning some banner who banned a banner who loved to ban banners and ban griefing banners most and one day every banner did a banning war and banned banners.
Well. It's not really MINECRAFT persay, but I'll give it anyway:
So I was adminning on an HL2RP server. (GMOD Stuff.) And two minges come online. They start running around, micspamming and all of the normal crap. Then I ported them over to the talk to area. I say a few things, then I accidentally left a hole in the fence, so they kept commiting suicide. So then, I perma killed their chars, and perma'd them.
Here's my MC one though:
I was walking around playing normally, and there was an argument in the chat. This is an old, and dead server mind you, and the dude was banned for:
Same, but a lot of the time I get free admin for being a brony
Proud to be banned for it. Love and tolerate.
Over half of our staff team on my server are bronies.
rofl. Successful conversion!
I once IP banned a spammer using proxies faster than he could fill the slots on our server. He switched IPs about 7 times. I IP banned those IPs too fast for him I guess.
lolololololol. This has happened multiple times actually :l
I played on a creative server from Classic once, and someone else got banned for griefing my stuff.
I made a water-globe thing at the edge of the map, and some broke it intentionally. I called over a server moderator, and the guy told the moderator that I destroyed his project, and he claimed that the structure was a toilet. The server mod didn't buy his story - all that was left was floating water over a crater in the dirt, with a little bit of floating glass scattered. Needless to say, he was banned.
Unfortunately, this experience soured my opinion of SMP gameplay for quite a while.
I played on a creative server from Classic once, and someone else got banned for griefing my stuff.
I made a water-globe thing at the edge of the map, and some broke it intentionally. I called over a server moderator, and the guy told the moderator that I destroyed his project, and he claimed that the structure was a toilet. The server mod didn't buy his story - all that was left was floating water over a crater in the dirt, with a little bit of floating glass scattered. Needless to say, he was banned.
Unfortunately, this experience soured my opinion of SMP gameplay for quite a while.
Aww Don't let one experience put a bad taste in your mouth! Some servers are really cool.
I was once kicked for xp spamming at spawn. It was a creative server so i was just launching bottles'o'enchanting at spawn. I taped the mouse down so it would just keep launching them. Then i kept getting a message that the action was blocked "to prevent spam." So i played with it a bit and the message stopped appearing. Then a mod logged on and landed in my mess and saw me flying away. I got banned. Twas awesome.
Aww Don't let one experience put a bad taste in your mouth! Some servers are really cool.
Yeah, I know now that there's some good servers out there. This happened back when Minecraft was still in Alpha, so things have definitely changed since. Now I'm fortifying an NPC village in a furry server - or I would be, if Minecraft would actually log me in properly...
Yeah, I know now that there's some good servers out there. This happened back when Minecraft was still in Alpha, so things have definitely changed since. Now I'm fortifying an NPC village in a furry server - or I would be, if Minecraft would actually log me in properly...
My friend bans me from his server at night because he dosen't allow me doing anything while he's not on with me.
Game over, this is the best.
I banned someone once because he broke the "no cursing" rule on my server, and then confided in his friend about how lame my server was, verrrry passionately, when he thought I wasn't watching.
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When you dig into space, you get me, a galactic shovel. When you dig into the ground, you get an overworld potato.
One time i suspected that one of my friends was using hacks on my smp server. He had 40-some diamonds in an hour and made some tunnels that led directly into dungeons, etc. He denies using hacks, but to "prove" he hasn't, he digs a tunnel to show that you can find diamond by digging straight. he says he found some, i tp to him, and the tunnel isnt lit by torches or anything, so its clear he's using light hacks. Still denies it, but he even told a different friend he had been hacking. He ragequit & got banned at the same time!
Actually, on one of my computers, you can see in the dark in Minecraft. I never use torches on it. However, finding dungeons all the time is definitely hacks.
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My current avatar is: Raistlin Majere from the Dragonlance novels.
Once i was on a server and this is what happened
new player joins the game
new player: i am part of another server and i would like to see what plug-ins you use. Op me please
Owner: Ok.
new player leaves game
new player joins the game
new player: I said op me.
Admin: Lemme try again.
new player leaves the game
new player joins the game
new player: I said OP ME!!!
Admin: ok i am
new player leaves the game
new player joins the game
new player: I Said To OP ME!?!??!?
Admin: ok
new player is banned from the server
new player leaves the game
Admin: is /kick new player not the command to op someone?
Me: XD
I'm a moderator on a server, and I've seen a lot of bans. But the funniest one is probably this guy called blackopscod2. He was banned by WeegeeZ, a mod on my server before I became mod, for stealing and he made a 4 ban appeals to get back in. His first one said that he got banned for no reason which was not true, and he said that he was going to unsubscribe to CraftedMovie (Made Minecraft machinimas, and also had a server) in 5 days if he was not unbanned. So he lied, and was not unbanned. Then his second ban appeal he said he was going to cry and he was still left banned. Then he made a third ban appeal which was also crap. Then his fourth ban appeal, and this was the exact quote from him:
*"On YouTube have u see fps Russia he has Wway more nsubed pals than u and my friend has a relationship with him I'm gonna make a vid and send him it remember Russia is friends with whiteboy7thst.u guys are screwe'd. Good luck" *Spelling has been left how it was because it also shows how stupid he was
Then someone responded with an awesome response and blackopscod2 was then forum banned too.
Then we moved to new forums, and for the ban appeal section rules we also put rules for making ban appeals. Blackopscod2's ban appeal was the example of how to NOT do a good ban appeal. Then he found the new forums and made 2 more ban appeals, he was denied on both and forum banned again!
The end!
He thought unsubscribing to some guy was going to get him unbanned from a completely unrelated server?
When I was an admin on this server, the owners came up with this game called "City Wars". You had to build cities and fight, like factions, but without the plug-in. Sadly, their rules were very, shall we say, shaky. I discovered several loopholes right off the bat. For example, cities could not be floating, so I built one on a single pillar. Another rule stated that no city could be built inside of an existing one. Of course, I built on one large pillar again. There was a rule stating "You may not build your city in the Nether OR the End". So, of course, I built it in both, pleading that it didn't say "AND/OR". Then, I realized something: the cities didn't have to be real. I had three cities when I read over the rules again, and noticed that it never said "You must build your city in the server". So, I began building cities in my mind, naming them, and laughing hysterically at the owners looking for the city "Puuoyevig-annogreven" (Nevergonna-giveyouup written backwards). The owners then banned me for winning so badly. I guess naming my 18th city "[Owner] is a Sore Loser" was a step too far.
I didn't get banned for this but I was bored and browsed random servers. I found this one and was just joking around walking around spawn. One of the admins kept killing me so I spammed "I dare you to ban me" and he just muted me. I then left the server. The end.
This one server I went on had you spawn in an enormous tree, and next to it was a giant statue of the owner, so I began to build my own statue out of boredom, and then the other admins started ranting at me because "NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR FACE WHEN THEY SPAWN", regardless of the fact that the owner's face was already closer to the spawn than mine. I was kicked.
I got on, and saw that they were griefing my unfinished statue. I left for the day, but argued with the owner on a separate chat. The next day, I got on, and the owner said "Wait, I didn't ban you? Let me take care of that."
lmao.
So I was adminning on an HL2RP server. (GMOD Stuff.) And two minges come online. They start running around, micspamming and all of the normal crap. Then I ported them over to the talk to area. I say a few things, then I accidentally left a hole in the fence, so they kept commiting suicide. So then, I perma killed their chars, and perma'd them.
Here's my MC one though:
I was walking around playing normally, and there was an argument in the chat. This is an old, and dead server mind you, and the dude was banned for:
"Being an idiot."
just because you're correct doesnt mean you're right
Over half of our staff team on my server are bronies.
rofl. Successful conversion!
I once IP banned a spammer using proxies faster than he could fill the slots on our server. He switched IPs about 7 times. I IP banned those IPs too fast for him I guess.
lolololololol. This has happened multiple times actually :l
I made a water-globe thing at the edge of the map, and some broke it intentionally. I called over a server moderator, and the guy told the moderator that I destroyed his project, and he claimed that the structure was a toilet. The server mod didn't buy his story - all that was left was floating water over a crater in the dirt, with a little bit of floating glass scattered. Needless to say, he was banned.
Unfortunately, this experience soured my opinion of SMP gameplay for quite a while.
Aww
Yeah, I know now that there's some good servers out there. This happened back when Minecraft was still in Alpha, so things have definitely changed since. Now I'm fortifying an NPC village in a furry server - or I would be, if Minecraft would actually log me in properly...
Why am I suddenly noticing more furries?
~\O_o/~
Far too many to count, lol.
And if you're interested in the server, PM Dracallis.
Game over, this is the best.
I banned someone once because he broke the "no cursing" rule on my server, and then confided in his friend about how lame my server was, verrrry passionately, when he thought I wasn't watching.
Actually, on one of my computers, you can see in the dark in Minecraft. I never use torches on it. However, finding dungeons all the time is definitely hacks.
Erm... why not just shut down the server? Banning and unbanning you repeatedly is a bit overkill.
new player joins the game
new player: i am part of another server and i would like to see what plug-ins you use. Op me please
Owner: Ok.
new player leaves game
new player joins the game
new player: I said op me.
Admin: Lemme try again.
new player leaves the game
new player joins the game
new player: I said OP ME!!!
Admin: ok i am
new player leaves the game
new player joins the game
new player: I Said To OP ME!?!??!?
Admin: ok
new player is banned from the server
new player leaves the game
Admin: is /kick new player not the command to op someone?
Me: XD
He thought unsubscribing to some guy was going to get him unbanned from a completely unrelated server?
I got on, and saw that they were griefing my unfinished statue. I left for the day, but argued with the owner on a separate chat. The next day, I got on, and the owner said "Wait, I didn't ban you? Let me take care of that."
"THE BAN HAMMER HAS FALLEN!" -exact quote