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the story

*flashback*

(on a neWb server)

Me: hey bro need help?
*grants admin*
Me: cool thanks
*grants highest pssible rank8
Me: are you trolling?
him: nope have fun
Me:
*after i build i build a city
Me: come look like a baws!
him: cool bro!
Him goes afk
Me: /permaban him
he comes back to the forum
CRAP I LOST MY SEVER!
i now have a nice sever! :0*possiblei got banned for a capture the flag sever once

captures the flag too much

I've banned people for griefing, xray, and "gimme OP". Nothing amazing...


Although I did Ban the Three Stooges once.

Was chilling on my deck in the main town. When three players come walking down the street, stop at another mods house (it was made out of metal blocks) which is directly across from mine and start breaking it down. 3 rapid fire kicks. Roll it back. They try again. 3 more kicks. Roll it back. They come back try once more. I ban them with the reason "None of you are very bright are you?".

One time i was banned because the owner was recording a video and he didnt want anyone to talk and i had just joined and said hiOne tiem i was playing on a survival server and the owner was in a live stream and he started talking about tekkit and i said i dont like tekkit and he banned me lol it was techkinggames on youtube

One day on my personal server, this guy I don't remember the name of yelled out "First person to find me gets my stuff!" I TP to him and ask for the stuff. He tells me that I cheated and exits the server. Literally 10 seconds later, he comes back and I ask for it again. He tells me to op him so he can ban me. Here's the chat log from that point:

Me: Sure thing, just do something for me first.
Noob: What?
Me: Put on this gold armor.
Noob: Alrighty
(I do a screencap without the HUD while I was using my custom painterly pack with King Arthur's underpants)
Me: Alright, let me just OP ya.
Me: op Noob
Me: Oops, forgot the slash.
Me: /ban Noob
Noob was banned reason: I'll now post this pic of you in your underwear on 4chan!

My computer crashed 2 minutes later while I was editing the picture with graffiti, corrupting the file. Yes, it did really happen like that.

my friend got framed 4 copying some1s house

My brother got banned from a server for typing this into the chat:

F*** F*** FO F***ITY F*** YOU F***ING JEW F***

But without censors.
Needless to say, he got banned instantly.
That was my favorite server.

I was once banned for helping someone repair the spawn after someone griefed it...
Also my friend was playing on a class based pvp server and got banned for killing the other team.

Quote from ironsword99

My brother got banned from a server for typing this into the chat:

But without censors.
Needless to say, he got banned instantly.
That was my favorite server.

That's a very good reason to be banned. Your brother is a mindless idiot.

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an admin baned an 8 yrs old and his parents called the admins parents and that admin got computer suspension by his parents for 1 month! LoL

That's... Just sad... >.>

Someone on a server that I play on thought it would be funny to cover two mountains right outside spawn in lava. He then poured water on them, making a shitload of cobblestone. The admins made him clean it all up, then banned him.

Banned for using optifine.

Crappy Admin: "making ur fps go higher is cheating and a bannable offense (There was nothing in the rules about it) sorry but i have to ban u"

I've also been banned oh so many times for being a brony. >.>

Another one: Banned for being 12. >.>

I was having fun on this new server I found, and everyone was being nice and giving me some starting items. Then the conversation goes to age; I say "I'm 12. :>" Before I know it. "BANNED FOR BEING A 12 YR OLD GROW UP F*GGOT". Yeeeah... >.>

I'm the reason alt accounts were banned on a Towny server after 7 months of espionage and all I got was a stupid ban and 55 tons of guilty conscience. I've also been jailed for offering sucky sucky to the admins for 2 dorra.
Also my friend was banned for building a wool penis outside the enemy base. These were

Quote from Scent_Tree

I'm the reason alt accounts were banned on a Towny server after 7 months of espionage and all I got was a stupid ban and 55 tons of guilty conscience. I've also been jailed for offering sucky sucky to the admins for 2 dorra.
Also my friend was banned for building a wool penis outside the enemy base. These were

The bottom one was actually a pretty good reason to be banned.

i had had about about 1 hour of experince and i was walking into my freinds house accidently broke his door and was banned

Quote from crazyapplezz

Anyway i got banned today i griefed in the wilderness it was economy griefing was allowed in the wilderness but a stupid mod banned me the server name is vault craft.

Happened to me too, in the same server! A guy had built a simple house with a bed and a chest with, idk, 4 iron ingots. I went there and I was digging down, when I broke into his real house. It was huge, with lots of stuff. The guy had diamond armor and didn't attack me because it wasn't a PvP server. Then the admin logged in and banned me. lol

i got kicked for saying the new zeland flag was aulstralia's flag

I said "why people like ponies that fly and that things?" and got banned.

I got banned for yelling "DO YOU WANT SOME TEA AND CRUMPETS, OLD BOY?????!!!!!!!" to everyone.

I got banned for parkouring on top of a tree. It's the most pointless ban I've ever gotten lol.

For killing the Admin in a PVP match

I used to play in this survival server that was awesome, and I helped them make a website simply by telling them about Webs. They gave me diamonds, food, materials, etc for doing that... and then destroyed my house with TNT, saying they were making a new map. I was mad, and started asking why. Banned for: im the server owner u no