person701 should have had a parachute.
person701 didn't have a bucket of water.
person701 broke rule 1 of Minecraft.
person701 isn't a fish.
person701 didn't look before stepping.
person701 forgot to crouch.
person701 didn't care.
person701 pulled the wrong lever.
#This file contains custom messages for death events.
#You can specify as many messages as you want (within reason) for each death type.
#Just be sure each message is on a new line under the appropriate label.
#When a player dies, a random message from the appropriate label is chosen.
# - %d holds the name of the dead player.
# - %a holds the name of the attacking entity (player or monster) for PVP and Monster deaths.
# - %i holds the name of the attacking player's current item for PVP deaths.
#Custom item names may be defined in the 'heroicdeath.items' file.
Crunkatog did the Dead Man's Float
Crunkatog is swimming with the fishes
Crunkatog took a long walk off a short pier
Crunkatog was caught in a thorny situation
Crunkatog poked a cactus, but the cactus poked back
Crunkatog tangled with the wrong Prickly Pear
Crunkatog got lit up
Crunkatog forgot how to stop, drop and roll
Crunkatog apparently has an explosive personality
Crunkatog appears to have trodden upon a mine
Crunkatog was creeper bombed
Crunkatog hugged a creeper
Crunkatog became a new gravy-filled angel
Crunkatog made a new lawn crater
Crunkatog failed his Sanity roll
Crunkatog starred in a Lovecraft movie
Crunkatog blocked an Emrakul
Crunkatog ghasped his last
Crunkatog got slimed
Crunkatog encountered an ectoplasmic anomaly
Crunkatog was engulfed by a Gelatinous Cube
Crunkatog was served with mint jelly
Crunkatog had a great trip
Crunkatog made a major impact
Crunkatog took a leap of faith
Crunkatog fought the Law of Gravity, and the Law won
Crunkatog killed %d wielding %i
Crunkatog pwned %d with a %i
Crunkatog used %i to bag a wild %d
Crunkatog is DOMINATING %d
Crunkatog fell into the Gap
Crunkatog recorded a Black Sabbath cover
Crunkatog was sideboarded out
Oh my God, it's full of Crunkatog
Crunkatog was Left 4 Dead
Crunkatog blocked a Sutured Ghoul
Crunkatog became Brain Stew
Crunkatog met his End
Crunkatog faced off against the Celtics, and lost (insert your team here, our admin is from boston)
Crunkatog got carried away in the night
Crunkatog lost a staring contest
Crunkatog discovered Gold in the Nether
Crunkatog died to a lousy rotten swine
Crunkatog didn't finish their curds and whey
Crunkatog tasted the kiss of the spider woman
Crunkatog 's spider-sense failed him
Crunkatog got boned
Crunkatog heard a fateful twang in the night
Crunkatog got Arrow'd
Crunkatog took a swim in the bright orange water
Crunkatog became obsidian
Crunkatog took a bath in a lake of fire
Crunkatog was killed by an angry Magmar
Crunkatog died from unknown causes
Crunkatog took one for the team
Crunkatog was killed by Herobrine
Crunkatog ate a mineral-rich lunch
Crunkatog became one with the earth
Crunkatog was Entombed
Crunkatog did not need a dispenser there.
Crunkatog discovered the dispenser was a spy.
Crunkatog has an electrifying personality.
Crunkatog rode the Lightning
Crunkatog had a very bad hair day
Crunkatog made a suitable ground.