loser guy decides to brak grass and gets seed he uses seeds to make grass then he plants a tree but a creeper blows it up so he gets mad and greif the tree with tnt and needs fire to light it. but the tnt reveals a cave with 2 diamonds in it witch then he uses to make a diamond sword and shows the girl his sword and she is inpressed and loves hom and make a
Why, it's the story of the creation of minecraft! Notch plants the seeds of blocky life on the infertile land of minecraftia. The seeds grow into grass, and trees start growing. However, the leaves of one tree were struck by lightning while a zombie was on top of them, and the creeper was born. The unknown creature moved to the cave of steve, the first minecraftian man. There it exploded, leaving steve with nothing but a fire....and a grudge. So he collected gunpowder to make tnt. He used it to mine diamond, then creatdthe diamond sword. He went to the castle of herobrine, the first griefer, and killed him. Upon herobrine's death, a time was created to celebrate in which it became lighter, and friendlyer mobs spawned. They called it "day". And then he fell in love with a cow, who tragically despawned while he was out mining.
A man went out gathering seeds, dirt, and wood but ran into a creeper losing it all. The man then contemplated his revenge, and decided to mine with TNT and found diamonds. Then he made a diamond sword which ne loved to have due to it killing capabilities and got revenge on the creepers?
This is the story of a man named Notch who created a game where you can puck grass to get seeds, punch trees to get wood, punch leaves to get saplings. Also, you get friendly hugs from Creepers, which makes you sad and griefed which also makes you sad. You then have a great idea to get some tnt and a diamond sword to get REVENGE. Which makes you content.
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Why, it's the story of the creation of minecraft! Notch plants the seeds of blocky life on the infertile land of minecraftia. The seeds grow into grass, and trees start growing. However, the leaves of one tree were struck by lightning while a zombie was on top of them, and the creeper was born. The unknown creature moved to the cave of steve, the first minecraftian man. There it exploded, leaving steve with nothing but a fire....and a grudge. So he collected gunpowder to make tnt. He used it to mine diamond, then creatdthe diamond sword. He went to the castle of herobrine, the first griefer, and killed him. Upon herobrine's death, a time was created to celebrate in which it became lighter, and friendlyer mobs spawned. They called it "day". And then he fell in love with a cow, who tragically despawned while he was out mining.
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I nearly cried this was so funny! XD