I'm sure a lot of people have noticed that the cows in Minecraft are really, really noisy, almost too noisy. I've heard tales of people being driven crazy by a herd of cows near their house, it sends them into a murderous rage that leads to the death of many bovines.
Now, I'm not sure if many people know this, but normal cows actually do not bellow (moo) all that often, they only generally do it when they are hungry and no food is available to them, or sick/injured. Since cows spawn on grass, and are near grass most of the time, there really is no reason for them to be hungry. If they are hungry, but not eating, that means that they are sick. Now, there are many illnesses/diseases that include symptoms of appetite loss and such that affect cows, so there is no specific disease that comes to mind for these cows, as there aren't really other clinical signs that we can use to compare symptoms.
So, now that I've determined that the cows in Minecraft are sick, what can you, a caring, distraught miner do, for these poor animals? We have no medicine for ourselves, much less cows or other animals, so the only choice we have to relieve these suffering beings is the most primitive, but effective. We must cull the ill animals, for it's the only way to end their pain. Until we advance technologically and invent medicine, that is.
Because our single stomachs are developed to convert food energy into health, while their quad stomachs seem to be developed to do nothing? :smile.gif:
Now, I'm not sure if many people know this, but normal cows actually do not bellow (moo) all that often, they only generally do it when they are hungry and no food is available to them, or sick/injured. Since cows spawn on grass, and are near grass most of the time, there really is no reason for them to be hungry. If they are hungry, but not eating, that means that they are sick. Now, there are many illnesses/diseases that include symptoms of appetite loss and such that affect cows, so there is no specific disease that comes to mind for these cows, as there aren't really other clinical signs that we can use to compare symptoms.
So, now that I've determined that the cows in Minecraft are sick, what can you, a caring, distraught miner do, for these poor animals? We have no medicine for ourselves, much less cows or other animals, so the only choice we have to relieve these suffering beings is the most primitive, but effective. We must cull the ill animals, for it's the only way to end their pain. Until we advance technologically and invent medicine, that is.
I'd rather feed pigs pork.
It's that time of year...
Because our single stomachs are developed to convert food energy into health, while their quad stomachs seem to be developed to do nothing? :smile.gif:
MOOOOOO
--of hand! It's quite dre--
MOOOOOOOO
--eadful, really.
you......YOU SICK *******
Try eating a boot. That won't heal them at all.
Maybe if it was an enchanted boot, then?
You sir, are very funny!
for making me literally lol
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