If Christopher Nolan owned Minecraft, instead of always starting on sand, you'd start in the water and be washed up on the beach. Eventually you won't be able to distinguish between Minecraft and real life. Then you get run over by a train. And sometimes gravity would change seemingly randomly.
[edit] And the trailer would be
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If IKEA owned Minecraft, you'd have to assemble the whole thing with a single allen key…
It's funny with people who tear down the thing again when they get spare parts over. You always get spare parts over. The bags are standardized for more then one product, not just the thing you bought.
On topic: If Maxi owned Minecraft you would have to tend to one of your needs every five seconds and the load times would be INSANE with all the updates
If Jackass owned Minecraft, we wouldn't have a health bar but, after every encounter with an aggressive mob, we'd whine ourselves of every hit we've been given.
Your avatar scares the **** out of me. Yet, I can't stop watching it.........
If Mojang owned Minecraft, it would enter development hell, receive a prestigious award for being released in 2010 despite still being in beta and having a first release in 2009, scores of bugs would be ignored for infantile content additions to the game, the most prolific person on the team would be the least creative, the most creative person on the team would be the least prolific, the developers would make claims and renege on them a few months later, gameplay concepts would be added without beginning to question how they would ever be functional in multiplayer, everyone would work 25-30 hour weeks rather than the 50+ industry standard and take 3 years of vacation in 3 months, and major content additions would merely be integration of community mods, while refusing to make the project open source
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If ProjectorGames owned MineCraft, it would be exactly the same.
except people would actually get work done
Which part of that rant shows the right to copy someones game and half the name of it even?
"When we release a pure bugfix update, people get VERY upset ("NOTHING CHANGED!").. Adding features gives us much happier users. But I do realize that it's only happier users in the short term." - Notch
If valve owned Minecraft.. we would have way better physics+portal guns.
If VALVe owned Minecraft, it would take 10 times longer to get colored wool, and you'd have a weekly limit of colored wool. Or you can pay 10$ per block of wool.
If Aunt Jemima owned Minecraft, there'd be delicious pancakes with lots of syrup.
If Kraft owned Minecraft, we'd have peanut butter, Kraft Dinner (AKA Mac 'n Cheese), Oreos, and all that other stuff. (Plus, for Canadians, there'd be HOCKEYVILLE!!!)
If Facebook owned Minecraft, everyone would want it for some reason.
If MySpace owned Minecraft, nobody would care about it anymore.
If Fox News or CNN owned Minecraft, everyone would facepalm at it.
If Infinity Ward owned Minecraft, the game would look great, but would be a complete failure and would destroy the company and the franchise.
If I think of more, I'll post :smile.gif:
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If any American Video Game company owned Minecraft, they would release it tomorrow and force you to pay for updates, making skins, and SMP.
Also they would monitor you 24/7 making sure you didn't make Hitler skins, "offensive" material, anything that's copyrighted (that means you cant make skins of your favorite tv series, comic books, computer games, etc without permission from the original owners), anything that's non-christian, anything about some porno reference, they would deny you to mod anything without their consent, prevent you to make videos about anything, censor anything and everything that hurt their feelings, ban anyone who isn't capitalist, prevent you from killing animals without the consultance of PETA, throw you in jail IRL for burning down virtual forests and blowing up buildings with TNT yelling "JIIIIHHHHAAAADDDD", take away creepers because they are like Jihad-ists and look like penises, ignore good community suggestions and add sh*t-ass unoriginal crap that only a small portion of people want, put in ads for REAL BUSINESSES that will pop-up trying to get you to click them because it's "good business" and "makes money", force you to act like a Patriotic American by making you say that "America rules, others droolz", force you to play PG (no giant mob killing machines cuz that is rated M for Mature), add stupid rules that "protect everyone" even though they do nothing to stop griefers, force you to make Democratic decisions (you have to be diplomatic to mobs even though you know they want your dead ass) meaning no more weapons, and finaly, do some dumb thing to make sure you don't break real life laws because they don't want you to play a game that has no restrictions.
If Sony owned Minecraft, we'd never be able to play online.
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If GLaDoS owned Minecraft, you would be forced to do tests, not be able to build or destroy anything, you would be stuck underground until you beat the sequel and you had to be forced to install the Portal mod.
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Retired StaffIt's funny with people who tear down the thing again when they get spare parts over. You always get spare parts over. The bags are standardized for more then one product, not just the thing you bought.
On topic: If Maxi owned Minecraft you would have to tend to one of your needs every five seconds and the load times would be INSANE with all the updates
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Curse PremiumYour avatar scares the **** out of me. Yet, I can't stop watching it.........
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Infiniminer
better luck next time fam
"When we release a pure bugfix update, people get VERY upset ("NOTHING CHANGED!").. Adding features gives us much happier users. But I do realize that it's only happier users in the short term." - Notch
If Studio Ghibli owned Minecraft, the player would be a primary school aged girl and the Minecraft world would be surreal.
If Kyoto Animation owned Minecraft, there will be cute girls.
If Pia owned Minecraft, there would be an armageddon between squids and fishes.
- Cookies to whomever gets the reference
If VALVe owned Minecraft, it would take 10 times longer to get colored wool, and you'd have a weekly limit of colored wool. Or you can pay 10$ per block of wool.
If Kraft owned Minecraft, we'd have peanut butter, Kraft Dinner (AKA Mac 'n Cheese), Oreos, and all that other stuff. (Plus, for Canadians, there'd be HOCKEYVILLE!!!)
If Facebook owned Minecraft, everyone would want it for some reason.
If MySpace owned Minecraft, nobody would care about it anymore.
If Fox News or CNN owned Minecraft, everyone would facepalm at it.
If Infinity Ward owned Minecraft, the game would look great, but would be a complete failure and would destroy the company and the franchise.
If I think of more, I'll post :smile.gif:
Also they would monitor you 24/7 making sure you didn't make Hitler skins, "offensive" material, anything that's copyrighted (that means you cant make skins of your favorite tv series, comic books, computer games, etc without permission from the original owners), anything that's non-christian, anything about some porno reference, they would deny you to mod anything without their consent, prevent you to make videos about anything, censor anything and everything that hurt their feelings, ban anyone who isn't capitalist, prevent you from killing animals without the consultance of PETA, throw you in jail IRL for burning down virtual forests and blowing up buildings with TNT yelling "JIIIIHHHHAAAADDDD", take away creepers because they are like Jihad-ists and look like penises, ignore good community suggestions and add sh*t-ass unoriginal crap that only a small portion of people want, put in ads for REAL BUSINESSES that will pop-up trying to get you to click them because it's "good business" and "makes money", force you to act like a Patriotic American by making you say that "America rules, others droolz", force you to play PG (no giant mob killing machines cuz that is rated M for Mature), add stupid rules that "protect everyone" even though they do nothing to stop griefers, force you to make Democratic decisions (you have to be diplomatic to mobs even though you know they want your dead ass) meaning no more weapons, and finaly, do some dumb thing to make sure you don't break real life laws because they don't want you to play a game that has no restrictions.
MeincraftDAS IS GUTEN!!!!!
http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1020&t=118850
CAKE I SAY!!!! PRESS ALT F4!
on the other hand, it will just close the window. lolz.
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That is offensive. All the blocks would be C4, IMO.