Or...You could do the math differently and do a rough count of how many 10 minutes have passed since the first sale, then you can change it into minecraft years, and them you could figure out the true age of Steve.
Or...You could do the math differently and do a rough count of how many 10 minutes have passed since the first sale, then you can change it into minecraft years, and them you could figure out the true age of Steve.
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OK, Minecraft 1.0 came out about 1000 days ago. Every two real days is about a minecraft year. So he's about 500. But really he's a different age in each world. You see, Steve is a sort of golem, created long ago when the world was sinking into barbarism due to a zombie virus released during the Portal War against the Endermen. The sages created him to emerge at some random place in the far future, endowed with skills and powers, and rebuild the world from the ravages of the discovery of portal technology and the hostile mob spawning that came as a side effect. So he is born at the moment a game starts.
OK, Minecraft 1.0 came out about 1000 days ago. Every two real days is about a minecraft year. So he's about 500. But really he's a different age in each world. You see, Steve is a sort of golem, created long ago when the world was sinking into barbarism due to a zombie virus released during the Portal War against the Endermen. The sages created him to emerge at some random place in the far future, endowed with skills and powers, and rebuild the world from the ravages of the discovery of portal technology and the hostile mob spawning that came as a side effect. So he is born at the moment a game starts.
Ok then, whatever u say...
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BudderGold Miner: Sky Army Stuck At Home: It's a nightmare Redstone Miner: Electrician. Diamond Miner: I'm rich! Lapis Lazuli Collector: Enchanting Time!Nice story.