Noob - Place Over 1000 Blocks of Dirt Or Gravel
Not Quite your Day - Die Over 10 Times in 1 Day
Enchanteer - Use Every Enchantment Once
Greifer - Use over 100 Tnt
Cooker - Make over 100 Cooked Meat
Wheatie - Make over 100 Bread
Matrix - Dodge 20 Arrows Shot From Skeletons
Team Kill - Watch a Mob Kill another Mob
The Pet Master - Tame a dog, a cat, and a horse
Trick of the Trade - Trade with villagers 20 times
Cheers! - Drink 20 potions
Indestructible - Wear full diamond armor
Bon Appetit - Make and eat every single food at least once
Death is just a state of mind - Hit dat respawn button.
Tailor-made - Dye a piece of leather armor.
Series of unfortunate events - Get combo'd in any way (Example: Taking blast damage from a creeper which sends you off a cliff dealing fall damage) Death is not a requirement.
Birth Control - Destroy a spawner cage.
Superior Spelunker - Mine 50 coal, 25 iron, 15 gold, 5 diamonds, find a dungeon (come within 15 blocks of a spawner) and find a mineshaft (come within 15 blocks of a natural-spawned rail), without rising back to sea level for a surface break in between.
Gonna buy me an island - Mine an emerald.
Some assembly required - Build an iron golem.
Arf Army - Have over 20 wolves tamed at once.
Kitty City - Have over 20 cats tamed at once.
I risked my life for this... - Receive a tool from a fallen monster with 15% durability or less left.
Sniper Joust: Kill a spider-jockey's skeleton with a bow and arrow while either on horseback, pigback, or riding in a minecart Requires: Sniper Duel
Now I've seen everything... : Slay the legendary Chicken Jockey! (Just the zom-baby part counts) Requires: Monster Hunter
It won't work here, genius... : Place a beacon in the Nether. Requires: Beaconator
Hell on Earth: Using either superflat presets or hacking the game, cause the nether biome to appear in the overworld. Requires: None. This achievement is always hidden until the game detects the player standing in a "Hell" biome while still in the overworld. Can be considered both an easter egg (if gotten through superflat presets) or being reprimanded for hacking nether chunks into the overworld.
A Sword Named "Anna": Rename an item with an Anvil Requires: Acquire Hardware
...And I shall call him "Bob": Name a passive or neutral mob with a nametag. (Pigmen, Endermen, and Neutral Spiders don't count.) Requires: A Sword Named "Anna"
Inversion!: Name a mob "Dinnerbone" or "Grumm" with a nametag and watch the magic happen. Requires: ...And I shall call him "Bob"
My Arch-Nemesis: Name a hostile mob with a nametag. Requires: ...And I shall call him "Bob"
...With a Herring!: Mine a wood block while holding any kind of fish. Requires: Delicious Fish
U.N. Owen was Sword?: Obtain a sword with 3 or more max-level sword enchantments. (Any combination of Sharpness V, Smite V, Bane of the Arthropods V, Knockback II, Fire Aspect II, or Looting III) Requires: Enchanter or Overkill, whichever seems better.
Harbinger of Death: Wipe out the entire population of a village because you're a sadist. (or let the zombies do it for you.) Requires: Time to Strike!
This wouldn't work. Minecraft saves achievements to worlds, and when you die in hardcore, you lose the world. Thus there would be no way to tack this.
Probably should have thought of that. Anyway, I came up with several new achievements and here they are:
Robin Hood: Kill 10 enemies with a bow
Katniss Everdeen: Kill 50 enemies with a bow
They Call Me Rambo: Kill 100 enemies with a bow
Now here's some trails off of existing achievements:
This achievement trail: Diamonds to you
Richie Rich: Give 5 diamonds to another player
Bill Gates: GIve 20 diamonds to another player
The Godfather: Give 50 diamonds to another player
Now for some nether based achievements:
Home Field Advantage: Kill a wither in the nether
Burning up: Get killed by a blaze
Roasting: Get killed by a blaze 5 times
Rotisserie: Get killed by a blaze 20 times
Family Barbecue: Get killed by a blaze 50 times
Hold on, we're going home: Leave the nether
Acne: Collect 64 nether wart while still in the nether
In the lava again: Die in lava while in the nether
Quartz collector: Collect 64 nether quartz
Now, for some completely random achievements:
Gold Rush: Collect 8 gold ingots
Pimp: Collect 20 gold ingots
Ooooo Shiny: Collect 50 gold ingots
Klondike Flashback: Collect 100 gold ingots
That was awkward: Accidentally kill a villager
I can't stop: Kill 5 villagers
Murderer: Kill 10 villagers
Serial Killer: Kill 20 villagers
Dexter: Kill 50 villagers
Hannibal Lector: Kill 100 villagers
Stone age: Obtain all stone tools
Iron Man: Obtain full iron armor and tools
The 6 Million Dollar Man: Obtain full diamond armor and tools
Rage Quit: On the respawn screen, click "Back To Title Screen"
Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater: Make a survival world with cheats enabled
And finally, A revision to my first achievement:
3rd time's the charm: Defeat the Ender Dragon on your 3rd try
Villager Talker - Open up a villager trading interface. Requires Taking Inventory.
Crop Finder - Get a carrot/potato. (From ground) - Requires Taking Inventory. (If possible, then either Villager Talker or Monster Hunter)
Villager Trader - Trade with a villager. Requires Villager Talker.
Baked Potato - Get a Baked Potato. (From Furnace) - Requires Crop Finder. (If possible, add Hot Topic as well)
Golden Carrot - Make a Golden Carrot. (From crafting table) - Requires Acquire Hardware.
GOLD!!!!! - Get a gold ingot. (From furnace) - Requires Acquire Hardware. Super Apple - Craft a Notch Apple. (From crafting table) - Requires GOLD!!!!! Enchant - Enchant something. Requires Enchanter. 1-hit-KO - Deal 10 hearts of damage in a single hit. Requires Overkill. Maxed Enchantment - Do a level 30 enchant. Requires [[That one that requires the bookshelf]]
My only achievement suggestion I can think of that would be awesome. After you get monster hunter one of the branches should be "blow of creep with tnt" and should be called either Karma or How do you them apples! It would be great to see this in the game
Drinking While Driving - Drink a Liquid while on a Saddled Animal. Don't Be Racist - Have a Skeleton kill a Wither Skeleton (or vice versa). Happy Halloween! - Craft and place a Jack-o-lantern. Self-Mailman - Put an item in an Ender Chest and take it out of a different Ender Chest. Earthquake! - Suffocate in Gravel or Sand. Bug Repellent - Have a Creeper blow up a Spider, Cave Spider, and Silverfish. (not necessarily all at once) What Does This Button Do? - Press a button and have it activate TNT. Death By Chocolate - Die while eating a Cookie. Not Today! - Spin around and kill a Creeper that was creeping up on you from behind. Zombie Apocalypse - Have Zombies eat all of one Village's Villagers. Bad Fisherman - Drown while fishing. Melee Bowman - Kill 10 mobs or players by hitting them with a Bow. (with the actual Bow not the Arrows) Bone Rattler - Kill any kind of Skeleton 5 times in a row. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish - Catch 3 of any kind of Fish, then a Salmon, then a normal Fish, all in one row of consecutive fishing. Pie In The Face - Hit a mob or player with a Pumpkin Pie. Taste Tester - Eat every edible item in the game. Finding Nemo - Catch a Clownfish. Ghast Buster - Shoot a Ghast's Fireball with an Arrow from your Bow and make the Fireball reverse direction and kill the Ghast that shot it. Sharing - Deflect a Ghast's Fireball into a Ghast that didn't shoot the Fireball. Blade Trade - Give a player a sword and he/she gives you another sword in return. Puffer Reunition - Deflect a Ghast's Fireball with a Pufferfish and kill the Ghast with the Fireball that it shot. All Hope Is Gone - Have a Diamond fall in Lava. KFC - Eat a Cooked Chicken, a Baked Potato, and a Bread all in one serving (any order). Track Trouble - Have a Minecart of any kind hit the Minecart you are riding in and make your Minecart go backwards. I Believe I Can Fly - Die from falling from 50+ blocks high. Wipe Your Feet! - Jump over a Carpet of any color. Lazy Blazey - Kill a Blaze that hasn't even shot a Fireball yet. A Big Catch - Catch a Squid with a Fishing Rod. Fish Cannibalism - Have the Water Breathing Effect on you while you eat any kind of Fish. Never Nether - Have Fire Resistance while in the Nether. Mooing Madness - Have 25 Cows in one pen all at once. (fences and fence gates) Star Of The Show - Kill a mob or player with a Nether Star. Electrician - Turn something on with Redstone. Killer B's - Have every item in the game that begins with a B in your inventory all at once, and then die (excluding Bedrock). Hat Trick - Drop three different Helmets (Leather Cap counts) on one Pressure Plate. Happy Birthplace - Eat a Cake on your spawn point. Batter Up - Kill a Bat by hitting him with a Wheat, an Egg, a Milk Bucket, and a Sugar (any order). Catastrophic Surprise - Your pet Ocelot dies from a Creeper explosion. Dog Tag - Punch a Wolf that is another player's or is wild and have it chase you. Disposing Of Spikiness - Throw a Pufferfish at a Cactus and have it despawn. (not in a Flower Pot) Victory In A Staring Contest - Stare an Enderman in the eyes, anger it, and then kill it. Endemoliton - See an Enderman holding a block of TNT. Impatient - Skip the End Poem. Bawling Out Rivers - Drop a Ghast Tear and have it get pushed by a Water current. Six Pack - Craft and place six Chest blocks. Dismounting - Kill the Spider of a Spider Jockey while the Spider was climbing a wall and have the Skeleton take fall damage. Death by Dismount - Kill the Spider of a Spider Jockey while the Spider was climbing a wall and have the Skeleton die from fall damage. Egging Houses - Throw an Egg at 5 Wooden or Iron Doors. The Kraken Is Attack'n - Hit a Squid (or the squid hits you) with/while riding a Boat and your Boat gets destroyed. Who's Tending To The Fire? - Have something you built catch fire. Bear Grylls - Eat a Pufferfish, a Rotten Flesh, a Spider Eye, a Raw Chicken, and a Poisonous Potato all in one serving. Flaming Punch - Punch a mob or player with your bare hands while on fire. Supreme Accuracy - Shoot an Arrow with your Bow through a 1x1 hole, from atleast 25 blocks away, and damage a mob or player. Lab Rats - Give a Silverfish a Potion Effect. Shark Infested Waters - Have the Water Breathing Effect on you while you kill a player or Villager from underwater. BLING LVL 1 - Have a stack of Gold Nuggets in your inventory. BLING LVL 2 - Have a stack of Gold Ingots in your inventory. BLING LVL 3 - Have a stack of Gold Blocks in your inventory. Temptation - Have no hunger left and have a Cake placed in a 10 block radius of you. Revival - Turn a Zombie Villager back into a normal Villager. Withering Away - Die from the Withering Effect. Predator Becomes Prey - Get stuck in a Cobweb with a Spider or Cave Spider coming towards you that you've aggroed. n00b - Don't open your inventory for a whole Minecraft day. Chop-Chop - Break two different types of Log with an Axe in a period of 5 seconds. Alchemist Rebellion - Kill a Witch with a Potion Effect. May I borrow this? - Kill a Skeleton and obtain its Bow and Arrows, and then use the Bow and Arrows to shoot and kill another Skeleton. Out Of The Atmo-CONTENT DELETED- -Build up to the maximum build height. The Assassination Of The Undead King - Kill a Zombie with full Gold Armor. Author - Publish a book. I Don't Know How To Cook - Only eat non-cooked food for 7 Minecraft days. Writing Your Will - Die while writing in a book. Cephalopod Crush - Kill a Squid with a falling Anvil. Crazed Scientist - "Milk" a Mooshroom and drink its Mushroom Stew. Apple Picker - Get 5 Apples from Trees. Chatterbox - Talk in chat while in an enclosed square with no Doors, Trapdoors, Cobwebs, Glass, Leaves, Water, etc. but you can't see outside the box. Mega Bounce - Jump on a Slime Block and bounce 25+ blocks. -ite Fight - Attack a mob or player with a Granite, a Diorite, and an Andesite- they can be polished or non-polished. Fly Fishing - Hook a Bat with a Fishing Rod. Their One Weakness - Kill a Squid with something Golden. Tentacle Tangle - Have a Ghast kill a Squid. Steeler - Take an Iron Ingot out of a Chest that you did not place. Variety - Have 1 of every item ingame. The Arrow Pharaoh - Have a stack or more of Arrows in your inventory whilst wearing a Golden Helmet. Flower Power - Have every type of flower ingame in your inventory, whilst under the Strength potion effect. Pirating - Shoot a Fire Charge out of a Dispenser and have it destroy a boat.