You know your a noob when you try to use a Shulker as a building block
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You know you're a noob if you never play Survival. You know you're a pro when you find Diamonds in an underground ravine on the 5th day in survival.
EDIT: Above me, well played, sir.
I found diamonds on day 1, it was survival, on a seed that had two ocean monuments next to an island. No bugs, no glitches, no X-Ray, the seed didn't specify where there were diamonds.
You know you're a noob when you summon a hundred zombies in a tiny room with no way out and no weapons or armor, and you remember that you're in survival mode.
EDIT: Above me, well played, sir.
I found diamonds on day 1, it was survival, on a seed that had two ocean monuments next to an island. No bugs, no glitches, no X-Ray, the seed didn't specify where there were diamonds.
O rly, did you find at least 28 diamonds?
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"Ah yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it." -Rafiki
You know you're a noob when you try to mine diamonds with a stone pickaxe. "It glitched!"
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"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." -Albert Einstein
You know you're a noob when YoU DOn"T noW HoOW to USe YouR KEyboArd in the chat.
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You know you're a noob when you starve to death on Peaceful.
You know you're a noob when you try to put a saddle on a zombie pigman, and somehow enrage them in the process.
You know you're a noob when you try to hug the Wither.
But I LIKE hugging the Wither! Heh heh.
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You know you're a noob when you try to dump a bucket of water in the nether.
You know you're a noob when you try to sleep in the nether or the end
What if I do that to defeat the Ender Dragon? (In the end).
I mean if you want to use your bed to set a spawnpoint in the neather/end, not to blow smth up.
Ik, it was sarcasm.
You know you're a noob if you never play Survival. You know you're a pro when you find Diamonds in an underground ravine on the 5th day in survival.
Current avatar: Ralsei from Deltarune.
You know your a noob when you try to use a Shulker as a building block
97% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a tower about to jump. If your the 3% who is sitting there with popcorn screaming "DO A BACKFLIP", copy and paste this as your signature.
.............__............ Put this
.............[--]........... On your
........___[--]___...... Page if
.......[___ -- ___]..... You're
.............[--]............ not Ashamed
.............[--]............ To tell
.............[--]............ Others that
.............[--]............ You are
.............[--]............ A Christian
You know you're a noob when it takes an underground ravine and 5 days to find diamonds.
EDIT: Above me, well played, sir.
I found diamonds on day 1, it was survival, on a seed that had two ocean monuments next to an island. No bugs, no glitches, no X-Ray, the seed didn't specify where there were diamonds.
You know you're a noob when you summon a hundred zombies in a tiny room with no way out and no weapons or armor, and you remember that you're in survival mode.
You know you're a newb when you try to craft tools with redstone dust
Current avatar: Ralsei from Deltarune.
You know you're a noob when you try to mine diamonds with a stone pickaxe. "It glitched!"
"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." -Albert Einstein
You know you're a newb when you go into creative and give yourself loads of diamonds, gold, etc.
You know you're vastly inexperienced (to put it kindly) when you dig straight down. While harvesting obsidian.
Hope you won't miss that diamond pick.
You know you're a newb when you try to dye your bed different colors.
I still do that because I'm impatient.
C'mon, it won't kill you to stand on an adjacent block instead of the one you're mining. Quite literally, in fact.