Typical forum d*ckslapping contest aside. My favorite way to screw with people is when I build a house, Sometimes I'll just leave switches laying around... Most people assume they lead to a hidden area or something, But most of them are really just useless switches. Then one of them just opens up a hole in the ground, you fall suuupppeeerrr far down, But land in water.
Sometimes i build a lab-rat type labrynth they have to escape from, or sometimes i Just leave a sign down there saying "It rubs the lotion on its skin". If I'm on Creative, I feel bad for them, Cause I'm bedrocking the Labrynth so they can't mine out and have to actually do it ^^.
Typical forum d*ckslapping contest aside. My favorite way to screw with people is when I build a house, Sometimes I'll just leave switches laying around... Most people assume they lead to a hidden area or something, But most of them are really just useless switches. Then one of them just opens up a hole in the ground, you fall suuupppeeerrr far down, But land in water.
Sometimes i build a lab-rat type labrynth they have to escape from, or sometimes i Just leave a sign down there saying "It rubs the lotion on its skin". If I'm on Creative, I feel bad for them, Cause I'm bedrocking the Labrynth so they can't mine out and have to actually do it ^^.
Move His House to the Nether:
Collect lots of netherrack and a bit of soul sand, flint and tinder too. Wait for friend to build a house. Wait for friend to log out for the night/day/lenght of time. Proceed to build a 'nethercave' around their house, don't forget to replace the grass/dirt! Set some small fires for illumination, but enough darkness so mobs can spawn. Proceed to 'thicken' the base of the nether dome/cave around the house for when he tried to clear it up.
Actually Move His House to the Nether:
Wait for friend to build a house. Wait for friend to log out for the night/day/lenght of time. Take many screenshots of his house and an inventory of its contents etc. etc. build nether portal. Go to nether. Place chests in nether at a suitable location (center of a lava lake on a little island is a good one). Deconstruct friends house. Move contents to chests in nether. Rebuild house in nether. Leave portal if you are kind.
Red Wool and Pressure Plate:
TNT minetrap, but you use red wool instead so while the edge around the pressureplate makes it look like TNT it isn't really. Consider the Metal Snake "!" or "?" moments from a suitable vantage point.
Expanding Wheat Field:
Wait for friend to build a farm. Wait for wheat to grow. Wait for friend to log out of game leaving wheat unhavested. Harvest. Increase the farm size replanting wheat. Say nothing. Repeat as much as possible untill the world is a wheat farm!
Optional: Create your own wheat farm, use that to fuel wheaty goodness.
Mobile House.
Wait for friend to build a house. Wait for friend to log out for the night/day/lenght of time. Take many screenshots of his house and an inventory of its contents etc. etc. Deconstruct their house, move 1-2 blocks in a single direction. Repeat every few days.
Trolling Resources:
Create Trapped Chest and Signpost. Dig little cave near their site. Place chest and sign with the sign reading "Trolling Resources, don't touch", connect trapped chest to (lethal) trap of your choice. When they complain mention the warning, and disclaim all responsibility, afterall obviously they are trying to troll us by getting us to believe that some troll went and built this cave...
Animal Farm:
Use Expanding Wheat Farm Troll to exponetially create an animal explosion.
Chicken Bomb:
Use hoppers/dispensers to create an automatic chicken farm that creates chickens. Leave to run long time. Chicken lols.
Secret Mob Farm:
Build mob farm near/under friends base. Build mob-a-vator into their house/closet/chimney/under-the-stairs.
Pit of Nothing:
Dig a pit deep/wide enough so that you cannot open the chest in the center without going down into the pit. Place chest in center with block on top. Put redstone torch on block. Put redstone wire on top of block under redstone torch. Leave pit.
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I built a cobblestone generator for my server to use, since nobody else had built one yet. At some point, one of the people on it killed me and I lost a ton of my valuable stuff (he used lava). Instead of being a jerk and banning him, I decided that I would play fair and get back at him. I spent a few hours very carefully adding a secondary function onto my cobblestone generator. This secondary function was a death trap.
If left alone, the cobblestone generator looked and behaved completely normally. If you flipped a secret lever, the cobblestone generator would open up a lava pit and some arrow traps the next time it was activated. I had to wait a few days for this guy to use the generator, but when he did, he was completely taken by surprise.
In the walls, if my teammates stole ANY of my stuff (from my furnaces), or made an attempt to kill me (which never ended up working) then I would dump a bucket of lava on them until they died.
Another way I was kinda trolling my friend was that I was repetitively killing him (it was okay, since the "keep inventory" gamerule was active). First time I actually had to do it because he could not see me. Then I came up with reasons like "I want to do some target practise with my Dragunov." "You're in the air on a helicopter, it serves a good challenge." "I've got losta ammo to waste." "Pineapples." Until I eventually moved to where he was sitting and I said: "You're not wearing any socks!" Then I proceeded to shoot him, then he said "You've got no socks either!" Then I shot him with my rifle and he shot me with a bow, and it ended when we both died at the same time. It was kinda fun in the end and we made a joke out of it.
Sometimes i build a lab-rat type labrynth they have to escape from, or sometimes i Just leave a sign down there saying "It rubs the lotion on its skin". If I'm on Creative, I feel bad for them, Cause I'm bedrocking the Labrynth so they can't mine out and have to actually do it ^^.
Hey Mister Troll do you ever get Trolled?
You don't sound cool, calling people noobs and gaining confirmation by saying "capiche", tough guy.
"On a scale of one mile to Lord of the Rings, how far did you walk today?"
TrollsPranks we've conducted to each other:Move His House to the Nether:
Collect lots of netherrack and a bit of soul sand, flint and tinder too. Wait for friend to build a house. Wait for friend to log out for the night/day/lenght of time. Proceed to build a 'nethercave' around their house, don't forget to replace the grass/dirt! Set some small fires for illumination, but enough darkness so mobs can spawn. Proceed to 'thicken' the base of the nether dome/cave around the house for when he tried to clear it up.
Actually Move His House to the Nether:
Wait for friend to build a house. Wait for friend to log out for the night/day/lenght of time. Take many screenshots of his house and an inventory of its contents etc. etc. build nether portal. Go to nether. Place chests in nether at a suitable location (center of a lava lake on a little island is a good one). Deconstruct friends house. Move contents to chests in nether. Rebuild house in nether. Leave portal if you are kind.
Red Wool and Pressure Plate:
TNT minetrap, but you use red wool instead so while the edge around the pressureplate makes it look like TNT it isn't really. Consider the Metal Snake "!" or "?" moments from a suitable vantage point.
Expanding Wheat Field:
Wait for friend to build a farm. Wait for wheat to grow. Wait for friend to log out of game leaving wheat unhavested. Harvest. Increase the farm size replanting wheat. Say nothing. Repeat as much as possible untill the world is a wheat farm!
Optional: Create your own wheat farm, use that to fuel wheaty goodness.
Mobile House.
Wait for friend to build a house. Wait for friend to log out for the night/day/lenght of time. Take many screenshots of his house and an inventory of its contents etc. etc. Deconstruct their house, move 1-2 blocks in a single direction. Repeat every few days.
Trolling Resources:
Create Trapped Chest and Signpost. Dig little cave near their site. Place chest and sign with the sign reading "Trolling Resources, don't touch", connect trapped chest to (lethal) trap of your choice. When they complain mention the warning, and disclaim all responsibility, afterall obviously they are trying to troll us by getting us to believe that some troll went and built this cave...
Animal Farm:
Use Expanding Wheat Farm Troll to exponetially create an animal explosion.
Chicken Bomb:
Use hoppers/dispensers to create an automatic chicken farm that creates chickens. Leave to run long time. Chicken lols.
Secret Mob Farm:
Build mob farm near/under friends base. Build mob-a-vator into their house/closet/chimney/under-the-stairs.
Pit of Nothing:
Dig a pit deep/wide enough so that you cannot open the chest in the center without going down into the pit. Place chest in center with block on top. Put redstone torch on block. Put redstone wire on top of block under redstone torch. Leave pit.
I constantly upload texture packs, mods and tweaks for minecraft pocket edition!
If left alone, the cobblestone generator looked and behaved completely normally. If you flipped a secret lever, the cobblestone generator would open up a lava pit and some arrow traps the next time it was activated. I had to wait a few days for this guy to use the generator, but when he did, he was completely taken by surprise.
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