1. You're piston me off!
2. I'll lever pull that!
3. Stop texturing me!
4. Oh thats just GHASTly...
5. You Wooden steal a car.
6. Son of a brick!
7. Do what I tell you, Ore else.
8. I Dig your style!
9. Water you talking about?
10. You're going to eat that Wool thing?!
11. I think I have writers Block.
12. Brr.. it's Coal in here.
13. Scoot over, I don't have Mushroom.
14. You made you're bed now Sheep in it.
15. It was smashed into total Obsidian!
16. Cow are doing today?
17. Man, thats a Pig tree.
18. There's a note block!
19. Cant Torch this!
20.I can feel my Cart pounding.
21. Seed was I did there?
22. Your potion Brew me away!
23. Hey that Strings!
24. Try, and Cactus frisbe.
25. It's a Boat time you got here!
26. Hold on, I'm Gunpowder my nose.
27. Make a Fish and blow out the candles.
28. You're Diamond me crazy!
1. You're pissing me off!
2. I'll never pull that!
3. Stop torturing me!
4. Oh thats just Nasty...
5. You Wouldn't steal a car.
6. Son of a *****!
7. Do what I tell you, Or else.
8. I like your style!
9. What are you talking about?
10. You're going to eat that Whole thing?!
11. I think I have writers Block.
12. Brr.. it's Cold in here.
13. Scoot over, I don't have Much room.
14. You made you're bed now Sleep in it.
15. It was smashed into total Oblivion
16. how are doing today?
17. Man, thats a big tree.
18. There's a road block!
19. Cant Touch this!
20. I can feel my heart pounding.
21. See was I did there?
22. Your potion Blew me away!
23. Hey that Stings!
24. Try, and catch this frisbee.
25. It's a about time you got here!
26. Hold on, I'm going to powder my nose.
27. Make a wish and blow out the candles.
28. You're Driving me crazy!
"Sometimes, I just wanna give up, say 'I'm done with this mess' and go to bed. But you know what; you can't shrug off your responsibilities. You got to pull yourself up and meet the challenges head on. That's the only way you're gonna get ahead in life."
I need to axe this guy a question. Hoe did he make these jokes? Was he trying to think of clever comebacks for somebody picking on him? That's mean to shovel one around like that.
1. You're piston me off!
2. I'll lever pull that!
3. Stop texturing me!
4. Oh thats just GHASTly...
5. You Wooden steal a car.
6. Son of a brick!
7. Do what I tell you, Ore else.
8. I Dig your style!
9. Water you talking about?
10. You're going to eat that Wool thing?!
11. I think I have writers Block.
12. Brr.. it's Coal in here.
13. Scoot over, I don't have Mushroom.
14. You made you're bed now Sheep in it.
15. It was smashed into total Obsidian!
16. Cow are doing today?
17. Man, thats a Pig tree.
18. There's a note block!
19. Cant Torch this!
20.I can feel my Cart pounding.
21. Seed was I did there?
22. Your potion Brew me away!
23. Hey that Strings!
24. Try, and Cactus frisbe.
25. It's a Boat time you got here!
26. Hold on, I'm Gunpowder my nose.
27. Make a Fish and blow out the candles.
28. You're Diamond me crazy!
1. You're pissing me off!
2. I'll never pull that!
3. Stop torturing me!
4. Oh thats just Nasty...
5. You Wouldn't steal a car.
6. Son of a *****!
7. Do what I tell you, Or else.
8. I like your style!
9. What are you talking about?
10. You're going to eat that Whole thing?!
11. I think I have writers Block.
12. Brr.. it's Cold in here.
13. Scoot over, I don't have Much room.
14. You made you're bed now Sleep in it.
15. It was smashed into total Oblivion
16. how are doing today?
17. Man, thats a big tree.
18. There's a road block!
19. Cant Touch this!
20. I can feel my heart pounding.
21. See was I did there?
22. Your potion Blew me away!
23. Hey that Stings!
24. Try, and catch this frisbee.
25. It's a about time you got here!
26. Hold on, I'm going to powder my nose.
27. Make a wish and blow out the candles.
28. You're Driving me crazy!
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I see what you did there.
Yeah these aren't really jokes sorry. Jokes are like Knock knock, whos there? etc.
Puns.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Interrupting Minecraft cow."
"Interrupting Min-"
"MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOOetc, etc, etc..."
We'll "nether" get these jokes.
We boost these jokes up a "notch".
Stay away from these, they'll "Markus" for life.
These aren't jokes, these are puns.
That's anti-humor, like the "why'd the chicken cross the road".
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(yes, I know, this one really is terrible lol)
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