This is a bad, bad, very bad game. I warn everyone. Do NOT start playing it.
I want to tell my story. Hopefully it will prevent some damage.
If you already are playing it, get help as fast as possible or you might end up as me.
This is what this evil and BAD game did to me and my family:
- I can´t fall asleep at night because my brain is so full of plans for my game.
- When I finally fall asleep all my dreams and nightmares consists of Minecraft related things.
- I stopped do the laundry, cooking food and cleaning up the house. My son and husband are starving and filthy.
- I lost all contact with friends and family.
- I got a sore behind from sitting in my couch 15 hours/day.
- I haven´t gotten some fresh air since I started playing.
- I inspired my son and his friends to start playing and thus risked their physical and mental health.
I have tried everything! Mushroom stew, cake, killing my self by falling, burning and drowning, smashed my computer to pieces (then stole my husbands), calling the cops and I even left my compass at home and tried to get lost.
If you or anyone you care about is experiencing only a fraction of what I have stated above, please try to help them.
Now I have to go, I am trying to build a ladder 80 storys high without falling to my death. Then I have to harvest my cactus and sugar canes and continue on my indoor wall of lava. I might have to plant some trees and go see if the squids have spawn.
Yup. Minecraft somehow resurrected my thought-to-be-dead right-brain creativity while at the same time appealing to (bribing?) the logical order of my left brain. I, too, cannot stop thinking of the endless possibilities although I certainly don't have nightmares about it nor do I neglect my friends & family...yet.
Better to be addicted to Minecraft than WoW—there's no subscription!
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[Notch] <- me
[stone] [stone] [stone]
[stone] [stone] [stone] [stone] <- darkness below here
[stone] [stone] [stone] [stone]
[stone] [stone] [stone] [stone] [stone] [Skeleton] <- some faggy skeleton
haha ur just addicted it isnt dangerous at all u just must keep it under control, these times ppl can get addicted to well almost everything.
Addicted? You mean like with alcohol and drugs and stuff? How insulting! I am NOT addicted. It is the game that is BAD.
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Yup. Minecraft somehow resurrected my thought-to-be-dead right-brain creativity while at the same time appealing to (bribing?) the logical order of my left brain. I, too, cannot stop thinking of the endless possibilities although I certainly don't have nightmares about it nor do I neglect my friends & family...yet..
Better to be addicted to Minecraft than WoW—there's no subscription!
There should come an on/off switch with creativity. And... maybe I lied a little bit. I don´t have any friends to neglect. :-D
Amusingly, Minecraft is the first game that I have played for some time now that hasn't influenced my dreams after hitting the twenty hour mark, and my wanting to play is easily curbed by the limits of the game and my being spoiled by Garry's Mod. Another plus: I haven't downloaded 12GB of textures and models for Minecraft that I will never use.
Also, that creeper image in the link I posted is totally SFW. Don't cry to me because your eyes can't handle lines representing depth.
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At first, I was like
[Notch]
BUT THEN I PUT ON MY RAPE FACE
[SSSS]
you just left your minecraft addiction go to far
minecraft is not bad, everything in excess is bad,
minecraft can help people be creative, create, build, kill some pigs, and then farm,
and yeah, i know this is probably a joke post as it is too absurd,
I showed minecraft to my wife and son, and now I had to purchase them each an account as well so we can all get on our multiplayer server at the same time. I'd say our family is addicted to this game, but you have to keep it under control. Work still needs to get done in a timely fashion and without compromise.
My wife builds amazing things such as the epic proportion castle under construction right now, my son explores and crafts things, and I like to work with redstone circuits. What is amazing about this game is that it has something for everyone, and all those "somethings" can come together to make one final project, or they cannot if that is what you wish.
... I'd say our family is addicted to this game,...
Lucky you! My husband just sighs and rolls his eyes when he hears the cows and sheaps.... :-D
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Let´s just go with the flow! In 10 years we can suit Notch just like some people suit McDonalds for getting fat or cigarette companies for getting cancer. XD
Started reading it laughing my ass off. brilliant.
a few pages later I started doubting that it was a troll....
a few posts after that I had to stop reading. I couldn't process the stupidity.
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EDIT: In case you couldn't tell this is so far away from legit that you can't even see legit from here. Everything was done while flying around with infinite blocks.
Started reading it laughing my ass off. brilliant.
a few pages later I started doubting that it was a troll....
a few posts after that I had to stop reading. I couldn't process the stupidity.
No, it is a troll. Perhaps the biggest and most elaborate trolling i have ever seen.
You're right.
it's obviously a troll.
because "TrueChristian (TM)" is such an ironic name.
because the fact that you TM something like that suggests you make your living through the term. Which suggests you are not.
also: obvious troll is obvious when they say the blocky graphics mock god because modern GPUs can handle much more complex shapes.
and everyone that had a differing opinion in that post was banned or but in timeout (which they call "under investigation" on their forum)
I might have to start trolling on there. seems more profitable than 4chan.
Another terrible consequence of playing this BAD game is the agonizing abstinence you experience after not playing for some hours. I was out today (!) and when I came home I was feeling nauseous, dizzy, my hands was trembling and I had a panicattack. After I got home to World 3 and took a swim with the squids I felt a lot better.
Maybe you´r all right.... maybe I AM addicted. Oh me oh my.... :-D
This is a bad, bad, very bad game. I warn everyone. Do NOT start playing it.
I want to tell my story. Hopefully it will prevent some damage.
If you already are playing it, get help as fast as possible or you might end up as me.
No, this means the game dev (mojang) has done their job.
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This is what this evil and BAD game did to me and my family:
- I can´t fall asleep at night because my brain is so full of plans for my game.
- When I finally fall asleep all my dreams and nightmares consists of Minecraft related things.
- I stopped do the laundry, cooking food and cleaning up the house. My son and husband are starving and filthy.
- I lost all contact with friends and family.
- I got a sore behind from sitting in my couch 15 hours/day.
- I haven´t gotten some fresh air since I started playing.
- I inspired my son and his friends to start playing and thus risked their physical and mental health.
I have tried everything! Mushroom stew, cake, killing my self by falling, burning and drowning, smashed my computer to pieces (then stole my husbands), calling the cops and I even left my compass at home and tried to get lost.
If you or anyone you care about is experiencing only a fraction of what I have stated above, please try to help them.
Now I have to go, I am trying to build a ladder 80 storys high without falling to my death. Then I have to harvest my cactus and sugar canes and continue on my indoor wall of lava. I might have to plant some trees and go see if the squids have spawn.
Yeah? Look at World of Warcraft.
People killed themselves in real life.
It is called I R O N Y. It was big in the eighties. Before u was born. :-D
I´m trying to be funny. I love this game so much I won´t be able to sleep toninght thinking the server is down!
I am..still addicted to WoW and have been for 5 years. I dont play as much as I used to though. I love minecraft, but believe me. All things are taken well in moderation.
Pink Wool, you may have been trying to be ironic/sarcastic, but it comes across more hysterical and trollish. Perhaps if you toned it down a notch (pardon the pun) and adopted a more 'tongue in cheek' tone, you would achieve your aim of being entertaining rather than annoying.
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I wouldn't exactly call the OP a troll; I don't see much in there to stir up hysterical or angry responses other than a thin "Minecraft is bad" vibe, and even that is being (for the most part) ignored for the addiction part. So far the only responses bordering on being angered or annoyed are those attempting to call out the alleged troll—in which case they would only be feeding said troll—and they aren't that overboard as far as successfully troll'd responses go.
Now if the NDF came in raging how Minecraft was the antithesis of "BAD" and that all who think it is the game's fault may burn in the deepest regions of the Nether, then I'd consider them troll'd.
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[Notch] <- me
[stone] [stone] [stone]
[stone] [stone] [stone] [stone] <- darkness below here
[stone] [stone] [stone] [stone]
[stone] [stone] [stone] [stone] [stone] [Skeleton] <- some faggy skeleton
I want to tell my story. Hopefully it will prevent some damage.
If you already are playing it, get help as fast as possible or you might end up as me.
This is what this evil and BAD game did to me and my family:
- I can´t fall asleep at night because my brain is so full of plans for my game.
- When I finally fall asleep all my dreams and nightmares consists of Minecraft related things.
- I stopped do the laundry, cooking food and cleaning up the house. My son and husband are starving and filthy.
- I lost all contact with friends and family.
- I got a sore behind from sitting in my couch 15 hours/day.
- I haven´t gotten some fresh air since I started playing.
- I inspired my son and his friends to start playing and thus risked their physical and mental health.
I have tried everything! Mushroom stew, cake, killing my self by falling, burning and drowning, smashed my computer to pieces (then stole my husbands), calling the cops and I even left my compass at home and tried to get lost.
If you or anyone you care about is experiencing only a fraction of what I have stated above, please try to help them.
Now I have to go, I am trying to build a ladder 80 storys high without falling to my death. Then I have to harvest my cactus and sugar canes and continue on my indoor wall of lava. I might have to plant some trees and go see if the squids have spawn.
Better to be addicted to Minecraft than WoW—there's no subscription!
SSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Don't give notch any ideas!!
There should come an on/off switch with creativity. And... maybe I lied a little bit. I don´t have any friends to neglect. :-D
Amusingly, Minecraft is the first game that I have played for some time now that hasn't influenced my dreams after hitting the twenty hour mark, and my wanting to play is easily curbed by the limits of the game and my being spoiled by Garry's Mod. Another plus: I haven't downloaded 12GB of textures and models for Minecraft that I will never use.
Also, that creeper image in the link I posted is totally SFW. Don't cry to me because your eyes can't handle lines representing depth.
[Notch]
BUT THEN I PUT ON MY RAPE FACE
[SSSS]
minecraft is not bad, everything in excess is bad,
minecraft can help people be creative, create, build, kill some pigs, and then farm,
and yeah, i know this is probably a joke post as it is too absurd,
The king of the stick!
My wife builds amazing things such as the epic proportion castle under construction right now, my son explores and crafts things, and I like to work with redstone circuits. What is amazing about this game is that it has something for everyone, and all those "somethings" can come together to make one final project, or they cannot if that is what you wish.
Let´s just go with the flow! In 10 years we can suit Notch just like some people suit McDonalds for getting fat or cigarette companies for getting cancer. XD
Started reading it laughing my ass off. brilliant.
a few pages later I started doubting that it was a troll....
a few posts after that I had to stop reading. I couldn't process the stupidity.
No, it is a troll. Perhaps the biggest and most elaborate trolling i have ever seen.
You're right.
it's obviously a troll.
because "TrueChristian (TM)" is such an ironic name.
because the fact that you TM something like that suggests you make your living through the term. Which suggests you are not.
also: obvious troll is obvious when they say the blocky graphics mock god because modern GPUs can handle much more complex shapes.
and everyone that had a differing opinion in that post was banned or but in timeout (which they call "under investigation" on their forum)
I might have to start trolling on there. seems more profitable than 4chan.
Another terrible consequence of playing this BAD game is the agonizing abstinence you experience after not playing for some hours. I was out today (!) and when I came home I was feeling nauseous, dizzy, my hands was trembling and I had a panicattack. After I got home to World 3 and took a swim with the squids I felt a lot better.
Maybe you´r all right.... maybe I AM addicted. Oh me oh my.... :-D
Now, the game is not only dangerous, it´s lethal! Uppgrading the server? NO, more like killing the players!
I won´t survive this night...
No, this means the game dev (mojang) has done their job.
Yeah? Look at World of Warcraft.
People killed themselves in real life.
It is called I R O N Y. It was big in the eighties. Before u was born. :-D
I´m trying to be funny. I love this game so much I won´t be able to sleep toninght thinking the server is down!
I <3
I am..still addicted to WoW and have been for 5 years. I dont play as much as I used to though. I love minecraft, but believe me. All things are taken well in moderation.
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Now if the NDF came in raging how Minecraft was the antithesis of "BAD" and that all who think it is the game's fault may burn in the deepest regions of the Nether, then I'd consider them troll'd.