For a troll, Hotels is actually quite polite. Why is everyone's first reaction always a snide comment? What happened to civility?
Civility was pushed aside when we met someone naive enough to think someone would pay him to make a skin, of any quality. I'm trying my best not to appear rude, but I really don't think you're going to get anywhere with this, Hotels.
I have played on a server with Hotels before and I thought he was quite cool (even though i only said like 20 words to him: "Hi Hotels" , "I like your snow texture pack, Im gonna use it :D") I would pay him that dollar to be that guy :tongue.gif: but it was hard enough to get my mom to buy minecraft. xD
I am just going to clear this up right now for the record. If anyone even cared to read the original post, you would notice a few important things:
"So I decided to do something stupid"
1: Utmost and complete confidence in the validity and merit of my idea
"I am better than average"
2: Frightening and bizarre arrogance, a declaration that I am the very best in the field and everyone else is horrible
"There are no really good reasons."
3: Dedicated and severe argument commanding that people buy my skins, suggesting that they would be stupid not to
"It is just one dollar"
4: I am a shrewd businessman that clearly plans to stockpile huge mounds of cash and laugh my way to the bank after every job before spending it all on hookers and blow instead of, like, a candy bar or a coke
"So here is how it will work if it works at all."
5: From the very beginning I was prepared for the most successful financial operation ever attempted
"If you like it, send the dollar and I will send the png. If not, OH WELL."
6: My greatest prerogative is a highly secure and amiable trust system where there is no way I could be ripped off or waste my time or have my png stolen or anything else.
Now if that is not enough to make you boorish chumps see how serious I am, tell your respective mothers that I offer my condolences. If you unrefined primitives have time between opening your own doors and changing the tires on your house, you will have the foresight give me the respect I demand now instead of when the Louvre calls my agent, begging to put this art on display and I tell them that is only going to happen if they adopt a policy to keep uncouth naves like yourselves a hundred meters away! See if I don't!
BatIgor: Do you want a black or blue suit, and do you want it shaded greenish like in the first picture, or normally? Want the sunglasses and/or five o'clock shadow?
BatIgor: Do you want a black or blue suit, and do you want it shaded greenish like in the first picture, or normally? Want the sunglasses and/or five o'clock shadow?
I much enjoyed reading this thread. And the Troll skin hotel made is pretty awesome.
I would pay him a dollar for a skin if I didn't have to go through paypal. If I were to see this fine business man in person I would throw a crisp $1 bill his way.
Hotels is by no means a troll, he is a respective businessman investing in an untapped market, which i personally find to be a brilliant business decision, I commend you, good sir.
I understand that some of you are jealous of all the cash I am going to get. However, I also must note that while you take an image you found on the internet accusing me of failing, you fail to fit the image in the page and end up looking like quite the buffoon, yourself!
This thread needs to stay up, forever. You plebeians just don't recognize UNPARALLELED GENIUS when you see it. Hotels is tapping a niche market, that's all. People who want skins of House characters, or House characters turning into monsters will finally have a place to go. Finally!
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Persevering businessmen like myself will not be dissuaded by such baseless criticism and naysaying.
Dear lord
http://last.fm/user/ShadosNeko
It died with the birth of the internet.
You make some good skins, but i usually make my own. Good job on successful troll though!
viewtopic.php?f=27&t=24839
"So I decided to do something stupid"
1: Utmost and complete confidence in the validity and merit of my idea
"I am better than average"
2: Frightening and bizarre arrogance, a declaration that I am the very best in the field and everyone else is horrible
"There are no really good reasons."
3: Dedicated and severe argument commanding that people buy my skins, suggesting that they would be stupid not to
"It is just one dollar"
4: I am a shrewd businessman that clearly plans to stockpile huge mounds of cash and laugh my way to the bank after every job before spending it all on hookers and blow instead of, like, a candy bar or a coke
"So here is how it will work if it works at all."
5: From the very beginning I was prepared for the most successful financial operation ever attempted
"If you like it, send the dollar and I will send the png. If not, OH WELL."
6: My greatest prerogative is a highly secure and amiable trust system where there is no way I could be ripped off or waste my time or have my png stolen or anything else.
Now if that is not enough to make you boorish chumps see how serious I am, tell your respective mothers that I offer my condolences. If you unrefined primitives have time between opening your own doors and changing the tires on your house, you will have the foresight give me the respect I demand now instead of when the Louvre calls my agent, begging to put this art on display and I tell them that is only going to happen if they adopt a policy to keep uncouth naves like yourselves a hundred meters away! See if I don't!
BatIgor: Do you want a black or blue suit, and do you want it shaded greenish like in the first picture, or normally? Want the sunglasses and/or five o'clock shadow?
bolded text is what I want.
WHAT!?
I would pay him a dollar for a skin if I didn't have to go through paypal. If I were to see this fine business man in person I would throw a crisp $1 bill his way.
http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=27562
The tie is the wrong colour, DO NOT WANT.
I have seen different interpretations. What color would you like?
Ohoho, a gentleman does not discuss his figures with loose lips!