Do you find your Minecraft experience, lacking?
Do you find the days of defending your impenetrable fortress from hordes of undead, otherworldly nightmares, and exploding green cocks just drag on and on?
Not enough testosterone in your day to day adventures?
Then you have come to the right place. We here at Testosterone Filled Carnage Inc. feel your pain, and have painstakingly crafted this texture pack that we guarantee will fire up any adventure with more manliness than you've ever experienced before.
Take a moment to view what it is that you are getting with this pack.
Do you look at your arrows and think, "These sticks are so puny, I need something larger and more intense to shoot"?
Well look no further friend for we shall show you the skills needed to rain bladed death down upon thy foes.
As you wade through the corpses of your foes, kicking skulls and arms from your path, do you think: "If only I could have some kind of battle trophy to display in my foyer so people know that I mean business"?
If so then cheer up comrade! We will show the techniques needed to stuff the heads of thy foes so you may place them on your walls like a hunter's prized deer head, only much much more impressive.
Welcome back valued friends! In version 5 of the Man;y Pack, we give you all the knowledge needed to craft the most basic but effective weapon invented by man! When man was first learning to control his environment, he did not have fancy sharp flesh rending swords, no when man first began taming the harsh wilderness they fought dinosaurs with one of the manliest weapons to ever be created - The Effective Stone Tied To A Stick. Now you too can harness the ancient might of the caveman as you tame your wilderness!
Now that you have seen all that we include in this once in a lifetime package you may be wondering how you can ascertain this for yourself. Well look no further than this link right here. http://www.mediafire.com/?idqp9gqs4z2hxx4
We are always searching for more ways to increase the testosterone quotient in your Minecraft experience, if there is anything you would like to see in future iterations of this package, then please post them in comments section.
Fare thee well for now, and stay awesome my friends.
I now how to make it manlier! Make it shoot fists!! >=D
BTW, this is epic. And hilarous. And impractical. Downloading anyways ~^^
How about I replace swords with fists?
I really don't know off the top of my head how to differentiate the different types.
Or if I can make a recognizable fist with just 16x16 pixels.
But I'll give it a shot.
Okay so I've been busy lately making extra textures for my Grab Bag, but now I've started thinking about what I can do to make this thing more manly.
The obvious choice would be to add ponies, but I'm not an obvious kind of guy.
Then I got the thought "What is the greatest dishonor one can deal to their foe?"
Hehe, silly me, I forgot to post that I updated it early.
Whoops.
Well anyway, the Sword Arrows Pack is now THE MANLY PACK!
With this update you not only have sword arrows, but now you can have the heads of thy enemies line the walls of your impenetrable fortress!
LOL. Haha, great pack. Love the head trophies. Make mushroom stew beer or something. Or make water beer. And swords giant battleaxes.
I actually tried making a beer texture for water before, it uh... looked like something entirely different.
And I'm going to replace swords with fists eventually.
Do you find the days of defending your impenetrable fortress from hordes of undead, otherworldly nightmares, and exploding green cocks just drag on and on?
Not enough testosterone in your day to day adventures?
Then you have come to the right place. We here at Testosterone Filled Carnage Inc. feel your pain, and have painstakingly crafted this texture pack that we guarantee will fire up any adventure with more manliness than you've ever experienced before.
Take a moment to view what it is that you are getting with this pack.
Do you look at your arrows and think, "These sticks are so puny, I need something larger and more intense to shoot"?
Well look no further friend for we shall show you the skills needed to rain bladed death down upon thy foes.
As you wade through the corpses of your foes, kicking skulls and arms from your path, do you think: "If only I could have some kind of battle trophy to display in my foyer so people know that I mean business"?
If so then cheer up comrade! We will show the techniques needed to stuff the heads of thy foes so you may place them on your walls like a hunter's prized deer head, only much much more impressive.
Welcome back valued friends! In version 5 of the Man;y Pack, we give you all the knowledge needed to craft the most basic but effective weapon invented by man! When man was first learning to control his environment, he did not have fancy sharp flesh rending swords, no when man first began taming the harsh wilderness they fought dinosaurs with one of the manliest weapons to ever be created - The Effective Stone Tied To A Stick. Now you too can harness the ancient might of the caveman as you tame your wilderness!
Now that you have seen all that we include in this once in a lifetime package you may be wondering how you can ascertain this for yourself. Well look no further than this link right here.
http://www.mediafire.com/?idqp9gqs4z2hxx4
We are always searching for more ways to increase the testosterone quotient in your Minecraft experience, if there is anything you would like to see in future iterations of this package, then please post them in comments section.
Fare thee well for now, and stay awesome my friends.
Coming soon: Nintendo World Resource Pack
Cant Wait For 1.8
Yes they do.
But the png where the arrow model is stored is to small to make a chainsaw on.
So this is the best you gonna get.
Unless someone makes a HD chainsaw arrows pack.
Coming soon: Nintendo World Resource Pack
somebody is gonna see this and say
challenge accepted :tongue.gif: well not for me XD
I got nothing.
Coming soon: Nintendo World Resource Pack
BTW, this is epic. And hilarous. And impractical. Downloading anyways ~^^
How about I replace swords with fists?
I really don't know off the top of my head how to differentiate the different types.
Or if I can make a recognizable fist with just 16x16 pixels.
But I'll give it a shot.
Coming soon: Nintendo World Resource Pack
Coming soon: Nintendo World Resource Pack
The obvious choice would be to add ponies, but I'm not an obvious kind of guy.
Then I got the thought "What is the greatest dishonor one can deal to their foe?"
The answer?
Stick their decapitated head on your wall.
/evilsmile
Coming soon: Nintendo World Resource Pack
Going to rename it to the "Manly Pack" or maybe "Testosterone Pack"
Which sounds better?
Coming soon: Nintendo World Resource Pack
Whoops.
Well anyway, the Sword Arrows Pack is now THE MANLY PACK!
With this update you not only have sword arrows, but now you can have the heads of thy enemies line the walls of your impenetrable fortress!
See OP for details.
Coming soon: Nintendo World Resource Pack
I actually tried making a beer texture for water before, it uh... looked like something entirely different.
And I'm going to replace swords with fists eventually.
Coming soon: Nintendo World Resource Pack
I'm going to put up the next version after Minecon so it will be compatible with 1.9.
I have a vague idea of something else I can add to this, but it's only a thought right now, stay tuned.
Coming soon: Nintendo World Resource Pack
Real men don't eat mushroom stew, They eat nails. Without any milk.
Remember: cannibalism is always an option.
Well I kinda forgot what it was.
Oops.
Coming soon: Nintendo World Resource Pack