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Noob in What?

minecraft >.<

Anyways.
1) Digging Straight Down.
2) Trying to swim in lava thinking it is Red Water
3) Punching stone with bare fists

If they act like a noob, they probably are a noob.

Asks how to ignite TNT.

"Actually had a few players ask me this before ingame."

People asking how to play the game.

Once you tell them, they go "there should be a tutorial!"

easy
spam-clicking a tree, expecting it to fall.

Not knowing how to build a computer with redstone. (not actually)

Looking at an Enderman on your first night. (actually)

Jumping Up And Down Saying "Look At My New Skin!" When They Have The Default Skin.

When They Say My Siggy.
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Default skin.

When they say: "Can I be a mod? I'm a good builder"

Dirt house as a permanent structure.

ASGAKNKSDHKNDKFHAs their main type of speech

Ask for items in chat window
Ask to be Opped
Steve skin
Pillaring up with sand
Dirt house
Staying underwater because the game is "pretty unrealistic anyway"

trying to get ores with fists.

Mining diamond with stone.

Making a bridge out of Sand/Gravel