Alright! If you are here, you are either curios as to how anyone would not know how to use google, or someone linked you here because you asked a stupidly obvious question. Anyway, lets get this show on the road and start the tutorial that fixes every problem known to man!
Also, I have a feeling mods might delete this, even though it is a legitimate tutorial on solving 95% of the problems posted in the modding section of these forums.
So you are going to start off by clicking the white bar that is just above this post it should have markings similar to the ones inside these quotation marks "http://www.minecraftforum.net", people call this a text box, now delete all of those symbols by looking down at the board below your monitor, the one that has lots of odd symbols on it, people call that a keyboard, now find the rectangular (Almost like a square but wider) shaped key with the symbols "Backspace" now keep mashing that until all the symbols are gone, yes I know it's ****ing amazing, now i want you to hit the symbols on that board we talked about earlier that are the same shape as the ones inside these quotation marks (The two little teeny weeny lines) "www.google.com" now find the rectangular (Remember we talked about this big word earlier) shaped key that has these symbols on it "Enter" now i want you to mash that, **** gets weird here, colors start changing more crazy symbols begin to appear so I want you to take a minute to absorb it all.
Now, once you are comfortable with these new changes, look for a text box, that is going to be the rectangular (Remember) white box with nothing in it, take your time, I understand this may be difficult...once you find that text box I want you to click on it, now...your going to notice a black blinking line inside of it, that means you did everything right, you can take a break now and absorb all that you have done so far, maybe even repeat it a few times until you get the hang of it.
Once you feel comfortable, take your eyes off the screen and look down, you're going to notice this board with lots of odd markings on it, remember we talked about it earlier?...now, what you are going to do it make an attempt to put your thoughts into these odd symbols that some people call letters, now google is way smarter than you, it practically puts your IQ around the level of a young dog...and that is being modest. You may be thinking, "Why do I need to know that?" well, because that means you don't have to type things that make sense for example if my thought are "I need to find that one minecraft mod that has radiation...oh and cake! Hey, look an arrow moves across this glowing box when I move my hand! wooooowwww!" I don't need to type all of that, I only need to type the important stuff like "Minecraft" and "Radiation" and lets not forget "Cake" put it all together and you get "Minecraft radiation cake" now, you might be thinking "That doesn't make sense how could it possibly know about that mod I am thinking of!" but, remember, young dog. So once you have managed to put the important parts of your thoughts into these letter things we discussed earlier, you can continue on...but take your time.
Alright, we are almost done...after completing the steps above you are going to want to click the box below that white bar you typed the markings into, it is going to have markings in the same shape of the ones in these quotation marks "Google Search"...people call this a button, now after you click that button your screen is going to explode into a wall of markings, take your time to decipher these strange runic symbols, I suggest spending the next few days doing this until you are sure you can understand them.
Now, once you can understand the symbols called letters we talked about earlier you are going to want to click the blue (It's the color like the sky, you know the big thing the sun lives in) ones that best match your thoughts, these are usually bigger than the rest too, and that completes this step by step guide on how to use google to search for things.
After you get done reading that (you know the big wall of markings called letters?) your going to need to type in the white box on the website (the area that has words) called Google "What is a troll". Now click on the "Google Search" (you were taught how to do this earlier) Absorb all the info there and then relate to this page again. You will find they are VVVEEERRRYYY simalar. You might even say (After learning slang and the such) "We'll ain't you a troll".
After you get done reading that (you know the big wall of markings called letters?) your going to need to type in the white box on the website (the area that has words) called Google "What is a troll". Now click on the "Google Search" (you were taught how to do this earlier) Absorb all the info there and then relate to this page again. You will find they are VVVEEERRRYYY simalar. You might even say (After learning slang and the such) "We'll ain't you a troll".
You learn well, I see my tutorial is indeed idiot proof.
See what you can do with you put your...you could call it a mind...to it.
Also, I have a feeling mods might delete this, even though it is a legitimate tutorial on solving 95% of the problems posted in the modding section of these forums.
So you are going to start off by clicking the white bar that is just above this post it should have markings similar to the ones inside these quotation marks "http://www.minecraftforum.net", people call this a text box, now delete all of those symbols by looking down at the board below your monitor, the one that has lots of odd symbols on it, people call that a keyboard, now find the rectangular (Almost like a square but wider) shaped key with the symbols "Backspace" now keep mashing that until all the symbols are gone, yes I know it's ****ing amazing, now i want you to hit the symbols on that board we talked about earlier that are the same shape as the ones inside these quotation marks (The two little teeny weeny lines) "www.google.com" now find the rectangular (Remember we talked about this big word earlier) shaped key that has these symbols on it "Enter" now i want you to mash that, **** gets weird here, colors start changing more crazy symbols begin to appear so I want you to take a minute to absorb it all.
Now, once you are comfortable with these new changes, look for a text box, that is going to be the rectangular (Remember) white box with nothing in it, take your time, I understand this may be difficult...once you find that text box I want you to click on it, now...your going to notice a black blinking line inside of it, that means you did everything right, you can take a break now and absorb all that you have done so far, maybe even repeat it a few times until you get the hang of it.
Once you feel comfortable, take your eyes off the screen and look down, you're going to notice this board with lots of odd markings on it, remember we talked about it earlier?...now, what you are going to do it make an attempt to put your thoughts into these odd symbols that some people call letters, now google is way smarter than you, it practically puts your IQ around the level of a young dog...and that is being modest. You may be thinking, "Why do I need to know that?" well, because that means you don't have to type things that make sense for example if my thought are "I need to find that one minecraft mod that has radiation...oh and cake! Hey, look an arrow moves across this glowing box when I move my hand! wooooowwww!" I don't need to type all of that, I only need to type the important stuff like "Minecraft" and "Radiation" and lets not forget "Cake" put it all together and you get "Minecraft radiation cake" now, you might be thinking "That doesn't make sense how could it possibly know about that mod I am thinking of!" but, remember, young dog. So once you have managed to put the important parts of your thoughts into these letter things we discussed earlier, you can continue on...but take your time.
Alright, we are almost done...after completing the steps above you are going to want to click the box below that white bar you typed the markings into, it is going to have markings in the same shape of the ones in these quotation marks "Google Search"...people call this a button, now after you click that button your screen is going to explode into a wall of markings, take your time to decipher these strange runic symbols, I suggest spending the next few days doing this until you are sure you can understand them.
Now, once you can understand the symbols called letters we talked about earlier you are going to want to click the blue (It's the color like the sky, you know the big thing the sun lives in) ones that best match your thoughts, these are usually bigger than the rest too, and that completes this step by step guide on how to use google to search for things.
You learn well, I see my tutorial is indeed idiot proof.
See what you can do with you put your...you could call it a mind...to it.
Oh god, it's beautiful...my tutorial is now obsolete, nothing beats visual example.