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I have recently discovered the joys of Dr Zark's Mo' Creatures mod.
The bad news is that the Chickens have gained new allies - Ducks!
The good news is that Lions and Wolves hunt and kill the evil avians...

The really good news? Tame yourself a Pegasus. Then take this conflict to the skies!

I am now a believer. I thought you guys were all a bunch of tin-foil hat wearing nutjobs. I apologize for the errors of my ways and would like to share my chicken story, as a warning, and hopefully the more info we have the more chance we have against this menace. I think these chickens have started to get more militant, we may be in trouble.

I was in my base, after killing a spider. I just got my much needed string to plan for an upcoming fishing trip. I went to my workbench to try my hand at crafting a nice fishing pole, nothing too fancy, but a sturdy design. I heard a plop sound. It was the sound of an egg being laid. I had seen a chicken under my magnificent staircase so I thought with the geography, the egg would be there. It is sort of little nook open on one end and closed on others.

I wandered down my steps and sure enough I saw the chicken, and next to it was a magnificent newly laid egg. Not being one to waste such a find, I went to pick the egg up. All of a sudden, I heard "HISSSSSSS!!! BOOOOOMMMM!" As I reeled from the terrible explosion, I realized I was still alive, but injured quite badly. I would heal soon enough, with some and wheat to heal my wounds, but the damage to my magnificent entryway! The blast had even blown away a portion of the wall into my base.

The only good that came of this was the egg remained in tact even through the violent explosion, and after quick vengeance was dispensed through my sword, I now had two nice feathers.

We may never know, was the chicken secretly teaming up with a creeper, or did he have the ordinance placed all along? I was hit in the back and could neither confirm or deny if a creeper was involved. Either way, I now know these chickens are truly out to get us.

Lets just hope the fabled chicken-zombie apocalypse never happens!

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Yup those damn chickens are after me too.
One day while sailing along in my boat, looking for adventure, one of those skeleton spies jumped off a cliff, landed in front of me, broke my boat, and then had the nerve to float there in the water like it was my fault, and he had a lawsuit and was taking me to court.
They make me sick.

the same thing happend to me. I had finished making currents for my friends hydro coaster. after useing the hydro coaster he hated the fact that he couldn't go around and do it again without breaking the boat. so i dug out a steam thing that would bring him back to the start and go endlessly. it worked fine without any animals inside, until the chiken got inside. The boat broke and i killed it, moments later a creeper exploded at the end making the currents mess up. one word came to mind BODYGUARD

I built a chicken 'farm' that collects eggs, but I'm sure the chickens were organised as they continually tried to escape!
So I constructed a chicken-killer to farm them for features, but somehow they set off and destroyed it and escaped in a flying minecart!

Proof: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120630/

ok True story, i was digging a two block wide hole straight down one day.... (no this isnt going where you think... i wanted to fall into a cave because i wanted something to kill... I was bored) but yeah i was digging straight down one day feeling great, but then i found lava... So i climb back to the top of the hole that i built by placing blocks directly under me, and i saw a chicken looking at me... and as i was about to kill it, it laid an egg... i spared it's life because now it had a baby to care for... i turn around and look back at the lava, i hear *cluck cluck cluck" then i get a little push, next thing i now i'm pummeling down towards my doom....

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I built a chicken 'farm' that collects eggs, but I'm sure the chickens were organised as they continually tried to escape!
So I constructed a chicken-killer to farm them for features, but somehow they set off and destroyed it and escaped in a flying minecart!

Proof: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120630/

I have to be honest here. I lol'd.

Strangely, despite my quite frequent contributions in the past, the chickens have not bothered me in weeks! I guess I-
BWKAK! Oh no, Chick-o-idus! Save me!! cluckcluckcluck BWKAK!!! NOOOOOO-BWKAK!

Nothing happened to me involving a chicken. I've never killed one, thus granting me their trust and love. They lay eggs for me every so often. Also. they somehow always run into surface caves. I'm thinking about building a chicken statue or shrine.

My pictures- not faked!

Chicken Army 1



they were all innocent looking, except that one at the back.
he was spying on me, i'm sure, as he had been there the longest

*EDIT* I've just noticed there's FIVE chickens in the first pic- one is barely visible- only the top of his head showing, to the left of the spying one.




Chicken Army 2
- taken just a few seconds later in a different spot



you can see they were doing something, by the way they were looking at everything except me

"Cluck, Cluck, Cluck, cant you see that we're doing nothing, just by the way we're looking at each other with our backs turned to you."

Yes. Chickens definitely planning their evil plans..
I discovered 3 chicken spies that infiltrated my uninfiltratable castle. I killed them all!!! muahahahahaahaaaaa

Hmm, yes the chikens are spies... sent from the future to infiltrate and destroy all that is good and minecrafty.

or...

Were all crazy and they're just randomly spawning/ spawning passive mobs that look up at you when you approach them, then continue randomly walking. Just as Notch programmed them to. Sadly i think the Latter. BUT, chickens are still awesome so long live chicken spies! (I think)

WHO HIRED THESE BABIES?

CHICKEN IS SPY

I've just started a new save. I made a home in a small cave I found near my spawn point. Every so often, a chicken will walk into my cave. I would come out and kill it, and the chickens kept coming. Even when it seemed obvious that going into my cave would get them killed, they still kept on barging into the cave. Also, I have a tree farm above my cave, and one time, when I checked on it, chickens had somehow gotten over my fence, and were drawing maps of my shelter. I killed them for their feathers, and because I was afraid that they would steal my tree, because it was the last tree close to my home after I caused a forest fire by accident. Don't think I just hate the chickens, cows like to hang out close to my home, and one time a cow lured me out of my home to a spider. Luckily, I survived with only 2 and a half hearts.

I'm sure now that it's not just the chickens that are evil, it's all of the mobs. I'm sure, that the passive mobs were tired of being completely defenseless from our wrath, so they joined the aggressive mobs in a mob empire in order to secretly destroy us all. Because the chickens can fly, can dodge most attacks thrown at it, and are really small, the chickens were chosen to be the spys. That's why chickens are always keeping us on watch. By focusing on the chickens, we assume the other passive mobs are good, and this allows the other passive mobs to hang out with us without suspicion, and then kill us when we are least expecting it, so we need to focus on all mobs. Luckily, there are a few rebels against this, shown from how in various instances where passive mobs appear out of nowhere and save someones life.

That is my theory, although what I actually think is happening is chickens are spawning on lighted grass areas in and around people's homes, and we're all scaring ourselves.

I think pigs have a tendency to conspire too!

=O

Also I have proof in the form of a not a picture, but a video, I'm glad you made this topic as otherwise I wouldn't of noticed this.



Skip forward to 6:30 to see what I mean.

I don't know if anyone else has expierenced this but I have found a chicken spy in my smp server!!! It all started as a normal day in minecraft. Me and my friends were having a lot of fun working on our various projects when i hear a BAWK BAWWWWK!! I jump. What on minecraft could this horrible sound be?? I look behind me at the ugliest chicken I had ever seen. I tried to be polite and not notice. I walked up a couple flights of stairs to work on one of the hotel rooms. BAM!! It was right there waiting for me. I walked downstairs and just like always he had followed me downstairs to the first floor. He seemed very interested in my floors. My floor is made of obsidian and iron blocks. I am no where near complete, a couple days ago i noticed that i had a iron block missing. This set me back a little. Then My friends on the server told me that while I was offline there would be loads of skeletons spawning on my roof. Only skeletons! But back to my story, there i was being creeped on by a chicken. When i turn around the chicken suddenly turns around and leeps out at me! I barely make it out alive and I have Proof!!! This picture was taken right when I turned around and the chicken was getting ready to leap!!

There was this one time where a chicken got inside my home through a hole in the roof (I had no knowledge of the hole at that time). I decided to make him a pet and kept him in the house. Everything was going fine until a few MC days later a tried to get in through the hole! luckily the hole lead into a 1x1 space stopping the creeper from getting in, I was able to seal the hole afterwards. Then after returning from a short resource gathering trip, the chicken was gone.

Oh yeah. I argee.
This Pics are not ... faked...?
FIRST!

A zombie? A Chicken? Which? I killed it fast enough.
SECOND!

A GIANT????? RIDING A CHICKEN? The Giant did NOT attack, so fast enough.
THIRD!

I died. WITH A SKELETON ON A CHICKEN!
I hate Them