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Skeletons! Skeletons are f*cking ********! I keep jumping because they keep spawning literally inside my ass!
They wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so god damn noisy! Isn't it enough with creepers and spiders? You know, zombies are ok, but nobody give a moaning shiz about them! I see more skeletons than creepers at night, so wtf is up with that!? I have nothing against creepers, but skeletons..... Screw them up the ass! Everyone saying "OMFG GET RID OF TEH ****ING CREEPPPPPPERZ!!!" are a bunch of idiots who need to be asskicked! This is because they should have said: "OMFG GET RID OF TEH ****ING SKELLIEZ!!!!"
Three reasons skeletons should be removed from at least the surface of MineCraft:
1. They are known for dwelling in dungeons, not on the surface!
2. You know who should be using ranged attacks?! People with a brain! (Not that anything in this game ever had a brain!)
3. They should give us better drops! Go kill a few zombies/chickens and you basically get free arrows!
You are a retard. Play on peacefull, or GTFO. Skellies are a part of the game, and they REALLY arn't that hard to kill anyways. All you need is a bow, and bam, easy mode.
so learn to deal with is, play peaceful, or ragequit.
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EDIT: I bet one of the two people who voted "yes plz" was the poster himself.
How can I do this? I can only vote once and once I vote I can't even change it! I didn't vote, but you are apparently a sucker for webbinal action, aren't you?
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You know, by calling me a retard and telling me "I'm such a *****" doesn't really mean anything to me.
Every "offensive" comment is a great deal of fun to read and it's a whole lot more interesting than killing skeletons all day!
EDIT: I bet one of the two people who voted "yes plz" was the poster himself.
How can I do this? I can only vote once and once I vote I can't even change it! I didn't vote, but you are apparently a sucker for webbinal action, aren't you?
And the wuss shows again. You're fighting back just so people will agree with you.
You said that you could vote yourself, and you probably voted for "ya plz." I have all the reason in the world to believe that since you're the only one who posted here that hates skeletons.
Also, play on peaceful.
Peaceful = Takes 2 seconds to do.
Getting Notch to remove them = Takes 2 months to do.
You know, by calling me a retard and telling me "I'm such a *****" doesn't really mean anything to me.
Every "offensive" comment is a great deal of fun to read and it's a whole lot more interesting than killing skeletons all day!
If you can't deal with skeletons, then you should work on your mob fighting, dude. I can punch a skeleton to death without taking damage, and I actually prefer them to the other mobs: they don't explode, and they aren't completely annoying and useless. They drop ****ing arrows. Know what's fun? Going on to Infdev, finding a gang of skeletons, and get them chasing after you. Rain of arrows, fun fun fun.
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You know, by calling me a retard and telling me "I'm such a *****" doesn't really mean anything to me.
Every "offensive" comment is a great deal of fun to read and it's a whole lot more interesting than killing skeletons all day!
I smense much anger in this comment.
U mad bro?
Then you suck at sensing anger! *rage* *rage* *rage*
Ok, so maybe it just looked like an angry comment. That doesn't mean I'm angry, though.
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But of course he was.
What do you know? It's not like you're behind me. And arguing any further doesn't really help anyone, so call me a douchebag or whatever you want to call me!
Ways to kill a single skeleton:
1) sidestep
The sidestep is one of the most basic defense maneuvers against skeletons. If you keep moving from side to side, the skeleton will never hit you. There is a delay between shots, so rush up and hit it between shots.
2) bum rush
Only attempt to rush a skeleton if you have full health or food with you. Failed attempts have been known to give those who try an unwanted vasectomy.
3) use a bow and arrow
Considered by many MCers to be the most effective means of killing anything at a long distance, the bow and arrow renders everything irrelevant.
Ways to kill multiple skeletons:
1) use a bow and arrow
You cannot hope to kill more than one skeleton with a sword, unless you're really hardcore.
2) play on peaceful
There you go, five simple solutions to your skeleton problem.
What do you know? It's not like you're behind me. And arguing any further doesn't really help anyone, so call me a douchebag or whatever you want to call me!
I could obviously tell. It's like almost a ragequit post.
Look, all I'm trying to say, is play on peaceful, or ****ING QUIT THE GAME.
Have you tried sticking torches up there? They do liek them some dark areas!
And without them, the only ranged mob would be ghasts, so no mobs in aboveground minecraftia will pose much of a challenge. Then you'll be complaining about how much Notch overpowers YOU. If you don't like them, then plant those torches in your ass!
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Actually, that's the best mental image ever. A dying, drowning man stuffing his face from a massive wall of cake, and carving out a monstrous underwater cake picture. I'd pay to watch that irl.
[quote=Rotten194][quote=mcnugget] "Love cabin"[;/quote][quote=mcnugget]creepers.!
They wouldn't be so bad if they weren't so god damn noisy! Isn't it enough with creepers and spiders? You know, zombies are ok, but nobody give a moaning shiz about them! I see more skeletons than creepers at night, so wtf is up with that!? I have nothing against creepers, but skeletons..... Screw them up the ass! Everyone saying "OMFG GET RID OF TEH ****ING CREEPPPPPPERZ!!!" are a bunch of idiots who need to be asskicked! This is because they should have said: "OMFG GET RID OF TEH ****ING SKELLIEZ!!!!"
Three reasons skeletons should be removed from at least the surface of MineCraft:
1. They are known for dwelling in dungeons, not on the surface!
2. You know who should be using ranged attacks?! People with a brain! (Not that anything in this game ever had a brain!)
3. They should give us better drops! Go kill a few zombies/chickens and you basically get free arrows!
Now, gimme a tour before I blow this **** up!
so learn to deal with is, play peaceful, or ragequit.
Check it out, give me feedback.
This is just some ***** complaining about skeletons. If you don't like them, play on peaceful.
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Goes right over your head every time a skeleton gets near you.
Crybaby.
EDIT: I bet one of the two people who voted "yes plz" was the poster himself.
Actually, the best way to fight them, I think, is to make murder holes:
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Now, gimme a tour before I blow this **** up!
How can I do this? I can only vote once and once I vote I can't even change it! I didn't vote, but you are apparently a sucker for webbinal action, aren't you?
Now, gimme a tour before I blow this **** up!
Every "offensive" comment is a great deal of fun to read and it's a whole lot more interesting than killing skeletons all day!
Now, gimme a tour before I blow this **** up!
And the wuss shows again. You're fighting back just so people will agree with you.
You said that you could vote yourself, and you probably voted for "ya plz." I have all the reason in the world to believe that since you're the only one who posted here that hates skeletons.
Also, play on peaceful.
Peaceful = Takes 2 seconds to do.
Getting Notch to remove them = Takes 2 months to do.
I smense much anger in this comment.
U mad bro?
Then you suck at sensing anger! *rage* *rage* *rage*
Ok, so maybe it just looked like an angry comment. That doesn't mean I'm angry, though.
Now, gimme a tour before I blow this **** up!
What do you know? It's not like you're behind me. And arguing any further doesn't really help anyone, so call me a douchebag or whatever you want to call me!
Now, gimme a tour before I blow this **** up!
1) sidestep
The sidestep is one of the most basic defense maneuvers against skeletons. If you keep moving from side to side, the skeleton will never hit you. There is a delay between shots, so rush up and hit it between shots.
2) bum rush
Only attempt to rush a skeleton if you have full health or food with you. Failed attempts have been known to give those who try an unwanted vasectomy.
3) use a bow and arrow
Considered by many MCers to be the most effective means of killing anything at a long distance, the bow and arrow renders everything irrelevant.
Ways to kill multiple skeletons:
1) use a bow and arrow
You cannot hope to kill more than one skeleton with a sword, unless you're really hardcore.
2) play on peaceful
There you go, five simple solutions to your skeleton problem.
I could obviously tell. It's like almost a ragequit post.
Look, all I'm trying to say, is play on peaceful, or ****ING QUIT THE GAME.
Have you tried sticking torches up there? They do liek them some dark areas!
And without them, the only ranged mob would be ghasts, so no mobs in aboveground minecraftia will pose much of a challenge. Then you'll be complaining about how much Notch overpowers YOU. If you don't like them, then plant those torches in your ass!
I don't want to know.
This kid being allowed on the internet.