-you can change how foggy the world is with your mind.
-sheep look like naked men walking on four legs covered in white blocks.
-cows look mentally challenged.
-cows can go up ladders and stairs.
-their are a lot of mushrooms for hell.
-jellyfish can't see you through glass.
-fish exist but are invisible in water and become visible on land.
-a 1wx2l house made out of dirt will protect you from an army of exploding penises, skeletons riding spiders shooting arrows, deadly spiders and zombies.
-you can break diamonds with your fists.
-NOTHING is completely round.
-monsters can't spawn on glass or half steps.
P.S. wow, I actually made a successful thread that is 4 pages long...even though 1/4 of it is people debating about gold and green penises.
-where coal mining isn't hazardous for your health.
WHo says it isn't?
-coal mining is dangerous due to skeletons,zombies and green exploding penises.
-a lava moat is a good idea
-cactus's multiply wood/metal doors.
-there's a pretty place called the void, where all your dreams come true.
-meeting other people isn't a good sign.
-you can find a tropical forest next to a tundra.
-where coal mining isn't hazardous for your health.
WHo says it isn't?
-coal mining is dangerous due to skeletons,zombies and green exploding penises.
-a lava moat is a good idea
-cactus's multiply wood/metal doors.
-there's a pretty place called the void, where all your dreams come true.
-meeting other people isn't a good sign.
-you can find a tropical forest next to a tundra.
He meant that their aren't any poisonous gases underground.
-you can punch cactus with your fists without getting hurt.
-you can carry a deadly and ridiculously warm bucket of lava in your pocket without any damage done to you.
-you can destroy an entire mountain with your fists.
-you can place a boat in lava.
-you can survive a fall from the space down to the center of the earth by landing in a pool of water.
-you can destroy a block of pure diamond with a feather
-you can carry 2308 cubic meter gold in your pocket and still being able to run and jump.
-When you first begin your journey and night time begins to fall, you make a scrambling effort to fortify yourself in a makeshift house with the little supplies you've obtained.
-pumpkins grow naturally carved into jack-o-lanterns
-you can 64 cubic meters in your hand at one time
-you can wear said pumpkins as hats
-a feather holds more practical value than gold
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-an ungodly popular game can be created by one person.
-an 8bit game can make one person a millionaire in the modern day.
-almost 600,000 copies of a game can sell with ZERO spent in advertising.
- Getting lost is part of the daily fun.
- Getting 'UN-lost' without a compass usual involves committing suicide.
- You can do the same trick as Jesus everyday, and be resurrected. (Not just on Easter!!)
- Animals can be blasted into orbit using TNT and a minecart, with no ill affect to the animal.
- You can bash, kill, burn, explode animals without an animal rights group protesting, or feeling any remorse.
- Terrorists are called Griefers.
- Trees can grow ON TOP of other trees, on top of other trees, on top of other trees........
- You can watch electrical currents flow through circuits with your naked eyes!!!!
- You can push a loaded minecart up a hill with your hands, but a Train (powered minecart) cannot!!
- You can not read the other posts, and therefore re-post what someone else has posted.
- ;-) Gold has no value and creepers look like penises. (See above point for clarity)
-sheep look like naked men walking on four legs covered in white blocks.
-cows look mentally challenged.
-cows can go up ladders and stairs.
-their are a lot of mushrooms for hell.
-jellyfish can't see you through glass.
-fish exist but are invisible in water and become visible on land.
-a 1wx2l house made out of dirt will protect you from an army of exploding penises, skeletons riding spiders shooting arrows, deadly spiders and zombies.
-you can break diamonds with your fists.
-NOTHING is completely round.
-monsters can't spawn on glass or half steps.
P.S. wow, I actually made a successful thread that is 4 pages long...even though 1/4 of it is people debating about gold and green penises.
Gold is used in electronics circuitry and wiring. So it actually does have practical use.
WHo says it isn't?
-coal mining is dangerous due to skeletons,zombies and green exploding penises.
-a lava moat is a good idea
-cactus's multiply wood/metal doors.
-there's a pretty place called the void, where all your dreams come true.
-meeting other people isn't a good sign.
-you can find a tropical forest next to a tundra.
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He meant that their aren't any poisonous gases underground.
-you can carry a deadly and ridiculously warm bucket of lava in your pocket without any damage done to you.
-you can destroy an entire mountain with your fists.
-you can place a boat in lava.
-you can survive a fall from the space down to the center of the earth by landing in a pool of water.
-you can destroy a block of pure diamond with a feather
-you can carry 2308 cubic meter gold in your pocket and still being able to run and jump.
- Zombies and skeletons are true vampires because they burn with sunlight.
1. Apply real life logic to game
2. ???
3. PROFIT!!!
pardon my shameless rip of Yahtzee
-you can 64 cubic meters in your hand at one time
-you can wear said pumpkins as hats
-a feather holds more practical value than gold
-an 8bit game can make one person a millionaire in the modern day.
-almost 600,000 copies of a game can sell with ZERO spent in advertising.
- Getting 'UN-lost' without a compass usual involves committing suicide.
- You can do the same trick as Jesus everyday, and be resurrected. (Not just on Easter!!)
- Animals can be blasted into orbit using TNT and a minecart, with no ill affect to the animal.
- You can bash, kill, burn, explode animals without an animal rights group protesting, or feeling any remorse.
- Terrorists are called Griefers.
- Trees can grow ON TOP of other trees, on top of other trees, on top of other trees........
- You can watch electrical currents flow through circuits with your naked eyes!!!!
- You can push a loaded minecart up a hill with your hands, but a Train (powered minecart) cannot!!
- You can not read the other posts, and therefore re-post what someone else has posted.
- ;-) Gold has no value and creepers look like penises. (See above point for clarity)