1. Start a new world with a challenge. If your imagination is lacking, here's one for you: Ecowarrior - Live in a treehouse. You cannot burn coal. No torches, furnaces must use wood or lava. Additionally you cannot stripmine, no mining rock or ore outside of extending natural caverns (ie. where the sun can shine). You still have log fires, furnaces and lava as light sources.
2. Reskin your avatar. Its very easy with the user made tools, and if you're to lazy to find them and make one you're also too lazy to be complaining about others percieved laziness.
3. Download a new texture pack. There are so many wonderful packs out there, and its great visiting your old structures with an alternate skin. There's also an awesome grass mod out there for you landscapers, but I'll let you find that yourself.
4. Adventure in one of the dozens of worlds you can download. If you need a hint, try Broland.
5. Remake a new world until you get snow and build an eskimo hut and a giant snowman.
6. Head outside and see if its raining. If not, did you know your local council has provided pathways and parks in your neighbourhood? Follow one of these pathways to a local shop and buy an icecream, then head to a park. While there, make sure to engage anyone you meet in a conversation about how you love to play this awesome game but the guy that makes it just recently became a millionaire and is establishing a business as well as being flown around the world to meet influental people in the games industry so he hasn't had enough time to update the game much except when he added eggs and fishing poles and fixed the servers and the sound problems and did I mention this game wasn't complete yet and even knowing all that I still ragequit the game and came down to the park to whine but this icecream tastes nice?
7. Head outside and see if its raining. If it is, catch a taxi to the cinema and see a new release. Afterwards, head to a shopping mall and buy a hat. While there, make sure to engage anyone you meet in a conversation about how you love to play this awesome game but the guy that makes it just recently became a millionaire and is establishing a business as well as being flown around the world to meet influental people in the games industry so he hasn't had enough time to update the game much except when he added eggs and fishing poles and fixed the servers and the sound problems and did I mention this game wasn't complete yet and even knowing all that I still ragequit the game and came down to the shopping mall to whine but this movie I saw was nice?
8. Look in the phone book for the nearest go-kart track, then catch a bus there and as you waddle in and squeeze into the tiny seat think how wonderful it would be if you had a real car and could cruise downtown on a Friday night.
9. Head into the bathroom and grab the nearest razor. Remove that revolting pubic hair clinging to your jowls. After scraping your face clean, try to wash yourself with soap, if you have no soap try looking in the kitchen or laundry for the closest substitute. While in the laundry, try to grab a t-shirt that has been washed in the last month. Wash and dress yourself, then head to the nearest fast food outlet and ask for an application.
10. After working for months at a takeaway joint, you can finally afford a car. Do the previously mentioned washing and dressing procedure then cruise downtown on a friday night. Congratulations, you have unlocked the next level of minecraft.
11; Think up ways to improve Minecraft, then post about them in the Suggestions Section
12; Complain about something else; eg, petrol prices
13; THERE IS NO MINECRAFT, ONLY ZUUL
14; Write a topic about what to do instead of winging about friday updates
15; Post in said topic, adding to the list.
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I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
7. Head outside and see if its raining. If it is, catch a taxi to the cinema and see a new release. Afterwards, head to a shopping mall and buy a hat. While there, make sure to engage anyone you meet in a conversation about how you love to play this awesome game but the guy that makes it just recently became a millionaire and is establishing a business as well as being flown around the world to meet influental people in the games industry so he hasn't had enough time to update the game much except when he added eggs and fishing poles and fixed the servers and the sound problems and did I mention this game wasn't complete yet and even knowing all that I still ragequit the game and came down to the shopping mall to whine but this movie I saw was nice?
Notch is not a billionaire. I calculated he has around 2 million dollars.
Did you factor in the Server costs and other costs including tax? I don't know why everyone seems to ignore these
You're not the only one, don't forget the like, 50% tax... or the 90 day wait from paypal.
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Your friendly neighborhood dragon. Don't be scared, I won't bite!
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
Great creative thinking OP. Nice to see a constructive thread outside of all the notch haters and "if I don't get and update I want my money back" attitudes.
1.) Boring and stupid.
2.) Thanks for the suggestion. I killed 3 minutes looking for a skin and now I have no desire to complain about lack of updates.
3.) Hey cool, Minecraft looks different. No need for game-changing updates anymore.
4.) Been there done that.
5.) yawn
6.) Should I mention the time he spends playing Civ5?
7.) Should I mention the time he spends playing Civ5?
8.) Should I play Civ5 on the way there?
9.) I shaved and showered this morning already.
10.) While playing Civ5.
Note: I haven't actually complained about the lack of recent updates lol. However I find it stupid that people are angry with other people because those people want updates. Or do you not have patience for the impatient, hypocrites?
Note: I haven't actually complained about the lack of recent updates lol. However I find it stupid that people are angry with other people because those people want updates. Or do you not have patience for the impatient, hypocrites?
>Implying impatience is the reason why we get annoyed with the complainers.
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AT: nOW YOU'RE GETTING IT, wHAT YOU ARE IN FOR,
AT: aRE YOU READY TO BE TROLLLLLED,
AT: wITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR MISERABLE HUMAN CORTEX,
Note: I haven't actually complained about the lack of recent updates lol. However I find it stupid that people are angry with other people because those people want updates. Or do you not have patience for the impatient, hypocrites?
>Implying impatience is the reason why we get annoyed with the complainers.
2. Reskin your avatar. Its very easy with the user made tools, and if you're to lazy to find them and make one you're also too lazy to be complaining about others percieved laziness.
3. Download a new texture pack. There are so many wonderful packs out there, and its great visiting your old structures with an alternate skin. There's also an awesome grass mod out there for you landscapers, but I'll let you find that yourself.
4. Adventure in one of the dozens of worlds you can download. If you need a hint, try Broland.
5. Remake a new world until you get snow and build an eskimo hut and a giant snowman.
6. Head outside and see if its raining. If not, did you know your local council has provided pathways and parks in your neighbourhood? Follow one of these pathways to a local shop and buy an icecream, then head to a park. While there, make sure to engage anyone you meet in a conversation about how you love to play this awesome game but the guy that makes it just recently became a millionaire and is establishing a business as well as being flown around the world to meet influental people in the games industry so he hasn't had enough time to update the game much except when he added eggs and fishing poles and fixed the servers and the sound problems and did I mention this game wasn't complete yet and even knowing all that I still ragequit the game and came down to the park to whine but this icecream tastes nice?
7. Head outside and see if its raining. If it is, catch a taxi to the cinema and see a new release. Afterwards, head to a shopping mall and buy a hat. While there, make sure to engage anyone you meet in a conversation about how you love to play this awesome game but the guy that makes it just recently became a millionaire and is establishing a business as well as being flown around the world to meet influental people in the games industry so he hasn't had enough time to update the game much except when he added eggs and fishing poles and fixed the servers and the sound problems and did I mention this game wasn't complete yet and even knowing all that I still ragequit the game and came down to the shopping mall to whine but this movie I saw was nice?
8. Look in the phone book for the nearest go-kart track, then catch a bus there and as you waddle in and squeeze into the tiny seat think how wonderful it would be if you had a real car and could cruise downtown on a Friday night.
9. Head into the bathroom and grab the nearest razor. Remove that revolting pubic hair clinging to your jowls. After scraping your face clean, try to wash yourself with soap, if you have no soap try looking in the kitchen or laundry for the closest substitute. While in the laundry, try to grab a t-shirt that has been washed in the last month. Wash and dress yourself, then head to the nearest fast food outlet and ask for an application.
10. After working for months at a takeaway joint, you can finally afford a car. Do the previously mentioned washing and dressing procedure then cruise downtown on a friday night. Congratulations, you have unlocked the next level of minecraft.
12; Complain about something else; eg, petrol prices
13; THERE IS NO MINECRAFT, ONLY ZUUL
14; Write a topic about what to do instead of winging about friday updates
15; Post in said topic, adding to the list.
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
Could " Lose the Game' be added to the list? :wink.gif:
Whinge
–verb (used without object), whinged, whing·ing. British and Australian Informal .
to complain; whine.
EDIT: Also for future reference, clicky
also
hI, tA, uHH hOW'S IT GOING, i DIDN'T KNOW YOU HUNG AROUND HERE,
AT: aRE YOU READY TO BE TROLLLLLED,
AT: wITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR MISERABLE HUMAN CORTEX,
uHH, nO i'M NOT, cHECK MY REGISTRATION DATE, i'VE BEEN HERE FOR MONTHS.
AT: aRE YOU READY TO BE TROLLLLLED,
AT: wITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR MISERABLE HUMAN CORTEX,
I only RP every once in a while anyways. aT's posting style isn't appreciated too much. }:tongue.gif:
I still always use my text color though.
AT: aRE YOU READY TO BE TROLLLLLED,
AT: wITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR MISERABLE HUMAN CORTEX,
You're not the only one, don't forget the like, 50% tax... or the 90 day wait from paypal.
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
AT: aRE YOU READY TO BE TROLLLLLED,
AT: wITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR MISERABLE HUMAN CORTEX,
with all the payments hes probably a ONE Millionaire
I am here for you, Don't be afraid to send me a message.
2.) Thanks for the suggestion. I killed 3 minutes looking for a skin and now I have no desire to complain about lack of updates.
3.) Hey cool, Minecraft looks different. No need for game-changing updates anymore.
4.) Been there done that.
5.) yawn
6.) Should I mention the time he spends playing Civ5?
7.) Should I mention the time he spends playing Civ5?
8.) Should I play Civ5 on the way there?
9.) I shaved and showered this morning already.
10.) While playing Civ5.
Note: I haven't actually complained about the lack of recent updates lol. However I find it stupid that people are angry with other people because those people want updates. Or do you not have patience for the impatient, hypocrites?
>Implying impatience is the reason why we get annoyed with the complainers.
AT: aRE YOU READY TO BE TROLLLLLED,
AT: wITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR MISERABLE HUMAN CORTEX,