Things that make mind craft not child friendly
1.Green exploding 4 legged penises - You might be gay, if you see a similarity
2.A hell like world - You call it hell, but it's called Nether, and functions as one. Look up the word Nether
3.Creepy noises made by monsters - Cracking doors is a creepy voice? Let's ban doors?
4.Random screams outta nowhere in the nether - It's produced by the Ghasts
5.Dried up blood made to look like blocks that slow you down - It's not dried up blood, at all.
6.Finally all these reasons above - Really?
There are MANY games, that will provide you with an overflow of "evil" looking stuff. But MineCraft isn't and shouldn't be one of them. The game is about mining and surviving. The Nether were in my view made to have an alternate choice to the slightly happy theme that the normal world uses(and for the 1-16th block feature), but is in no way intended to be more "scary" than excavating dark caves full with monsters, or trying to make it from your spawn to safe point after dying, which are the game core(in survival anyways). If he had intentions to make the Nether like a Diablo 2 screen, he would have. So stop wasting Notch's and everyones time, when it's obvious that blood and gore has no place in Minecraft. You could ask for some data(it's happened before) and make DiabloMeetsMinecraft and make all the howling skeletons crying blood you want. But no one beside you and the other 14 year old fantasy freaks want that. Now /thread pls!
Things that make mind craft not child friendly
1.Green exploding 4 legged penises - You might be gay, if you see a similarity
2.A hell like world - You call it hell, but it's called Nether, and functions as one. Look up the word Nether
3.Creepy noises made by monsters - Cracking doors is a creepy voice? Let's ban doors?
4.Random screams outta nowhere in the nether - It's produced by the Ghasts
5.Dried up blood made to look like blocks that slow you down - It's not dried up blood, at all.
6.Finally all these reasons above - Really?
There are MANY games, that will provide you with an overflow of "evil" looking stuff. But MineCraft isn't and shouldn't be one of them. The game is about mining and surviving. The Nether were in my view made to have an alternate choice to the slightly happy theme that the normal world uses(and for the 1-16th block feature), but is in no way intended to be more "scary" than excavating dark caves full with monsters, or trying to make it from your spawn to safe point after dying, which are the game core(in survival anyways). If he had intentions to make the Nether like a Diablo 2 screen, he would have. So stop wasting Notch's and everyones time, when it's obvious that blood and gore has no place in Minecraft. You could ask for some data(it's happened before) and make DiabloMeetsMinecraft and make all the howling skeletons crying blood you want. But no one beside you and the other 14 year old fantasy freaks want that. Now /thread pls!
1.Green exploding 4 legged penises - You might be gay, if you see a similarity-I'm sorry I'm a guy and when i say somethings a penis.I'm automatically gay.Do you hate gays?
2.A hell like world - You call it hell, but it's called Nether, and functions as one. Look up the word Nether-ok
3.Creepy noises made by monsters - Cracking doors is a creepy voice? Let's ban doors?-BY MONSTERS DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A DOOR????
4.Random screams outta nowhere in the nether - It's produced by the Ghasts-ok
5.Dried up blood made to look like blocks that slow you down - It's not dried up blood, at all.-ok
6.Finally all these reasons above - Really?-I'm sorry you probably have no sense of humor
Also sorry you took my list so seriously.
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I know for a fact that people under 13, even under 10 play minecraft, at least on peaceful mode. And why is it that people think anything with a stick resembles a penis? Creepers look nothing like them.
I'm against blood rivers simply because it does not fit. The Nether is a lava cavern with undead, not hell. Blood rivers make no sense.
Blood rivers just wouldn't work. It's too red already. Plus, what would it do?
The river Styx idea that someone else had, though... that could work. Giving any creature / you it touches temporary armor. Maybe it could be black with glyph / rune / writing going through it, as it was supposed to be a river the gods made oaths on.
Also, the river of children's tears: This would be awesome. And, hell, there was that river "Cocytus" in the Greek underworld as well, which was a river of wailing...
And because of how Dante used it, it could maybe act as a freezing tool.
Then again, these are from Greek myths, and don't really have a connection to Minecraft. Oh well.
Most people that I know who visited the Nether were freaked out of jellyfish screams, so I don't think blood rivers would affect children additionally. Not to mention, blood waterfalls and lakes could add some feel to a hell type world, and make it more dark and atmospheric.
I bet this is going to be ninja'd, but CHERRY COOL-AID.
*Turns on Xbox*
*Fires up Modern Warfare 2*
*Joins any game type*
*Is instantly assaulted with 10-12 year olds screaming about rape and killing IRL*
A little blood is nothing.
Do you know what they show on iCarly, one of the most popular kids shows today? Breasts and sex. They're a recurring theme. Kids disobeying people, making out, having sex, that show has it all (or has references to it).
Unfortunately they don't show breasts and sex on iCarly.
Do you know what they show on iCarly, one of the most popular kids shows today? Breasts and sex. They're a recurring theme. Kids disobeying people, making out, having sex, that show has it all (or has references to it).
Unfortunately they don't show breasts and sex on iCarly.
you dont remember the ep where carly and sam get naked and have sex and fredy films it on icarly?
cus i know im not makeing it up nope not at all...
Also, call it lifewater or something at it's resolved. Maybe it could rarely be found in the real world opposed to the nether? And standing in it would heal you? Nyeh.
Half-Life 1's second to last chapter much?
This game doesn't need gore, it just needs heavy metal when going on kill streaks and some fitting mining music. pretty much all the music in game is just peaceful music(WOO Lets go disarm some C4 why singin' wheels on the bus,) really, MineCraft is the best game out there, it just lacks a good soundtrack.
1.Green exploding 4 legged penises - You might be gay, if you see a similarity
2.A hell like world - You call it hell, but it's called Nether, and functions as one. Look up the word Nether
3.Creepy noises made by monsters - Cracking doors is a creepy voice? Let's ban doors?
4.Random screams outta nowhere in the nether - It's produced by the Ghasts
5.Dried up blood made to look like blocks that slow you down - It's not dried up blood, at all.
6.Finally all these reasons above - Really?
There are MANY games, that will provide you with an overflow of "evil" looking stuff. But MineCraft isn't and shouldn't be one of them. The game is about mining and surviving. The Nether were in my view made to have an alternate choice to the slightly happy theme that the normal world uses(and for the 1-16th block feature), but is in no way intended to be more "scary" than excavating dark caves full with monsters, or trying to make it from your spawn to safe point after dying, which are the game core(in survival anyways). If he had intentions to make the Nether like a Diablo 2 screen, he would have. So stop wasting Notch's and everyones time, when it's obvious that blood and gore has no place in Minecraft. You could ask for some data(it's happened before) and make DiabloMeetsMinecraft and make all the howling skeletons crying blood you want. But no one beside you and the other 14 year old fantasy freaks want that. Now /thread pls!
You know us queers, always lusting after big green snarling ****.
1.Green exploding 4 legged penises - You might be gay, if you see a similarity-I'm sorry I'm a guy and when i say somethings a penis.I'm automatically gay.Do you hate gays?
2.A hell like world - You call it hell, but it's called Nether, and functions as one. Look up the word Nether-ok
3.Creepy noises made by monsters - Cracking doors is a creepy voice? Let's ban doors?-BY MONSTERS DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A DOOR????
4.Random screams outta nowhere in the nether - It's produced by the Ghasts-ok
5.Dried up blood made to look like blocks that slow you down - It's not dried up blood, at all.-ok
6.Finally all these reasons above - Really?-I'm sorry you probably have no sense of humor
Also sorry you took my list so seriously.
I'm against blood rivers simply because it does not fit. The Nether is a lava cavern with undead, not hell. Blood rivers make no sense.
The river Styx idea that someone else had, though... that could work. Giving any creature / you it touches temporary armor. Maybe it could be black with glyph / rune / writing going through it, as it was supposed to be a river the gods made oaths on.
Also, the river of children's tears: This would be awesome. And, hell, there was that river "Cocytus" in the Greek underworld as well, which was a river of wailing...
And because of how Dante used it, it could maybe act as a freezing tool.
Then again, these are from Greek myths, and don't really have a connection to Minecraft. Oh well.
I know right?
Its all i live for these days.
I bet this is going to be ninja'd, but CHERRY COOL-AID.
*Turns on Xbox*
*Fires up Modern Warfare 2*
*Joins any game type*
*Is instantly assaulted with 10-12 year olds screaming about rape and killing IRL*
A little blood is nothing.
Unfortunately they don't show breasts and sex on iCarly.
you dont remember the ep where carly and sam get naked and have sex and fredy films it on icarly?
cus i know im not makeing it up nope not at all...
I believe that's the "Slow Sand" blocks.
I can just imagine them being replaced with a Giygas texture...
Come visit us!
The framing of this circle on the ground
Brings whirlwinds, tempests, thunder and lightning.
Stop Lying.
Half-Life 1's second to last chapter much?
This game doesn't need gore, it just needs heavy metal when going on kill streaks and some fitting mining music. pretty much all the music in game is just peaceful music(WOO Lets go disarm some C4 why singin' wheels on the bus,) really, MineCraft is the best game out there, it just lacks a good soundtrack.
Sounds like something to be made on Dwarf Fortress.
Back in my day, sheep dropped brown mushrooms, and by golly we... Hated it, pretty much.