-I ballsed up (respawn screen)
-SIMON! *giggles* (Lewis locked in a room, or something on fire)
-Bloddy creepers/spiders/zombies (fighting mobs)
-*high pitch* AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaWwwwwwwwwwwwwww (something Simon finds cute)
-...Balls. (respawn screen)
Just some ideas :tongue.gif: Might think of some more I'll keep you posted :L :biggrin.gif:
I really like these, and maybe you could make one about the pirate that looks a lot like Simon. His name is currently escaping me, but he's the one with the hole in him from a cannon blast. That, or something about how Simon hits on just about every female character in the game.