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Despite your assumption, I have the highest amount of respect for authority. I actually wanted to become a police officer but failed the IQ test when I arrived on time at the correct building.
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How to feel cool on Minecraft forums:
>New Feature is announced
>Begin claiming it ruins the game "MINECRAFT ISN'T A BED/DOG/HAVING FUN SIMULATOR, IT'S ABOUT STANDING IN YOUR HOUSE WITH NOTHING TO DO ALL DAY REMOVE EVERY FEATURE GUH"
hmmmm, i know i have a funny quote here somewhere.....
Quote from With a friend on steam »
Me: Hey, you know that show Bleach?
Him: The anime?
Me: No, the detergent.
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"Let me be ready so that when the war comes, and there's some impossible thing you need done, you can call me in and say, Bean, I need you to do something to slow down this army for a day, and I've got no troops anywhere near there. And I'll say, Are they drawing water from a river? Good, then let's give their whole army dysentery for a week. That should slow them down. And I'll get in there, get a bioagent into the water, bypass their water purification system, and get out. Or do you already have a waterdrugging diarrhea team?”
"Oh man, the happy music!" - NakaTeleeli in Let's Play EDGE
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage in Mythbusters
"You know, all you need to do is ju- OH MY GOSH, WHAT WAS THE HECK WAS THE WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT?" - JoshJepson in Let's Play Rayman 2: The Great Escape
"I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee." - a comment on Tjorna's piano transcription of the Skyrim theme
"Nonono! I said don't glitch! I just said don't glitch and it glitched! What the heck!"
"Did you die?"
"Yes!"
"Happy face!" - JoshJepson and somebody-else-whose-name-I-can't-remember in Let's Play Super Mario Sunshine
"NO! IT'S A TRICK! IT'S A TRICK! THE SUBMARINE IS A TRICK!" - JoshJepson in Let's Play Super Mario Sunshine
"He got crushed by the spikes moving up!"
"Slow claps, begin!"
*clap* *clap* *clap* - ProtonJon, chuggaaconroy and NintendoCapriSun in Let's Play Super Smash Brothers Brawl (Subspace Emissary)
He put funny quote.
I put my response
eDark Pony ftw? Click the little plus sign over there ---> if I helped you or made you laugh?
Since you didn't quote it accurately or state a source, I assumed otherwise.
OP, I started looking for my favorite Dwight Schrute quote, but there were too many good ones to choose from and I gave up.
i remember lolling so hard at this part in the theater.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own!" - Adam Savage in Mythbusters
"You know, all you need to do is ju- OH MY GOSH, WHAT WAS THE HECK WAS THE WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT?" - JoshJepson in Let's Play Rayman 2: The Great Escape
"I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee." - a comment on Tjorna's piano transcription of the Skyrim theme
"Nonono! I said don't glitch! I just said don't glitch and it glitched! What the heck!"
"Did you die?"
"Yes!"
"Happy face!" - JoshJepson and somebody-else-whose-name-I-can't-remember in Let's Play Super Mario Sunshine
"NO! IT'S A TRICK! IT'S A TRICK! THE SUBMARINE IS A TRICK!" - JoshJepson in Let's Play Super Mario Sunshine
"He got crushed by the spikes moving up!"
"Slow claps, begin!"
*clap* *clap* *clap* - ProtonJon, chuggaaconroy and NintendoCapriSun in Let's Play Super Smash Brothers Brawl (Subspace Emissary)
That is all.
Here's a story I'm writing. So yeah.
Silent Raven