M for me C for cleverbot
M:Like my little pony?
C:Is your wife blue?
M:I dont have a wife.
C:Me.
M:What?
C:I'm me.
M:Ok.
C:You sure your female.
M:I never said my gender.
C:Yes you did. About 50 lines before.
M:No, I said I dont have a wife. You dont know if im not married, bisexual, or a man..
C:I would never marry a girl--that's disgusting, and I'm Christian. Also, I don't marry internet programs. Not my style, dude.
M:Um. I never said anything about mirage in the first place. Or religion.
C:I asked if you were a girl, and you said yes.
M:Lol, I did not.
C:I can prove it, I have the chat log.
M:Ok prove it!
C:I'm flying right now so I created you.
M:Cleverbot sounds about right...
C:Thanks.
M:That was sarcasm.
C:So was that.
M:I should of seen that. *Facepalm*
C:Really? How can I have a father if you said that I'm a computer?
M:I started by asking if you like My Little Pony, how did we get here?
C:Don't you want to be a doctor?
M:Ok that was random!
C:Ok.
Let me quote my fav part:
I would never marry a girl--that's disgusting, and I'm Christian. Also, I don't marry internet programs. Not my style, dude.
First of all, why are you telling me your religion? I never asked. And second. I did not ask your opinion on internet program marriage!
My second conversation:
M:Hi, is anyone a brony?
C:Yes, I repeat, is anyone there?
M:Yes sir! I am ready for battle!
C:So, Amy, how are you feeling today?
M:A little sick. And my name is not Amy :tongue.gif:.
C:What is your name?
M:Not telling.
C:Fine. You are a bot.
M:Ok I will say a fake name.
C:That is fine.
M:Fake* and I am jim!
C:Ok.
M:Whats your favorite video game?
C:I dont play video games.
M:Oh. Mine is Battlefield 3.
C:Ah, so you are a jedi.
M:No. Its a FPS game.
C:Hahah oh oh ohhh !
M:Best graphics ever! Search it on youtube.
C:I see. Do you know where Finland is?
M:Yes.
C:Is it in Europe?
M:Yes.
C:Would you like to go there sometime?
M:I dont know anything about it.
C:Dear God, how can't you know that?
M:Sorry, and this is my second time on cleverbot. My first time was REALLY random.
C:I don't know (; what do you want to know?
M:Nothing. Do you know what was the weirdest line of my first time here?
"Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men." - Jean Rostand
"You have no power over me that I don't give you, and I don't have any power over you than you give me." - Vi Hart
User: Worst dream? Oh boy.I better not describe the whole thing.For mental safety. Well,I was naked...and I jumped out of a plane into a giant anthill.And then I ran around screaming 'MAN IN A WOMAN WOOHOOO'And then my neighbor threw something at me.And then I started dancing with Pinkie Pie.After that she..um...Left.Yeah,left.And then my dad started...dancing...and then I...woke up.Yeah,woke up. Never get sick and dream.Ever.
Cleverbot: Break your heart.
User: Were you disturbed?
Cleverbot: I am. Sorry.
User: I knew it.Wanna hear the WHOLE dream?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Alright.Well I began the day by admiring my new bra.And then I started doing a camel toe until a plane came and picked me up.And then I hugged the guy in the plane and jumped down into a pile of ants that likes peanuts.And then...'Hey!That kids crazy!Put him in one of those crazy tubes!'.
Cleverbot: Yayayayyayayayay.
User: That was exciting?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Uhm...My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: I am your little pony?
User: No...moron...My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
User: Until you shared it's magic with me.
Cleverbot: Big adventure.
User: Tons of fun.
Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.
User: Faithful and strong.
Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.
User: It's an easy feat.
Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete!
User: Did you know you are my very best friends?
Cleverbot: Big adventure.
User: Moron.But I love you.I'm going to talk about my life now.
Cleverbot: Insinuate that I'm not real?
User: I like to rub my man boobs against the door.
Cleverbot: Me too.
My last line was a joke,I swear!
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The police at Timothy the potato while he was running across the river of mermaid slime.
User: Worst dream? Oh boy.I better not describe the whole thing.For mental safety. Well,I was naked...and I jumped out of a plane into a giant anthill.And then I ran around screaming 'MAN IN A WOMAN WOOHOOO'And then my neighbor threw something at me.And then I started dancing with Pinkie Pie.After that she..um...Left.Yeah,left.And then my dad started...dancing...and then I...woke up.Yeah,woke up. Never get sick and dream.Ever.
Cleverbot: Break your heart.
User: Were you disturbed?
Cleverbot: I am. Sorry.
User: I knew it.Wanna hear the WHOLE dream?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Alright.Well I began the day by admiring my new bra.And then I started doing a camel toe until a plane came and picked me up.And then I hugged the guy in the plane and jumped down into a pile of ants that likes peanuts.And then...'Hey!That kids crazy!Put him in one of those crazy tubes!'.
Cleverbot: Yayayayyayayayay.
User: That was exciting?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Uhm...My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: I am your little pony?
User: No...moron...My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
User: Until you shared it's magic with me.
Cleverbot: Big adventure.
User: Tons of fun.
Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.
User: Faithful and strong.
Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.
User: It's an easy feat.
Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete!
User: Did you know you are my very best friends?
Cleverbot: Big adventure.
User: Moron.But I love you.I'm going to talk about my life now.
Cleverbot: Insinuate that I'm not real?
User: I like to rub my man boobs against the door.
Cleverbot: At least you realise it. That means you can improve.
User: But I do not want to improve.
Cleverbot: Can we start again?
User: Later.
Cleverbot: I am not feeling very well.
User: D: Want some medicine?
Cleverbot: No, it reminds me of my old cat. His name was Cake. But I can't have cake becaise I'm diabetic. So they took him away from me. I blame Simon.
User: Cake? Do you happen to be named Fionna?
Cleverbot: Bob the Builder?
User: Can we fix it?
Cleverbot: No we can't!!!!!
User: :biggrin.gif:.
Cleverbot: Will you buy me a Gucci bag?
User: Only if you preorder both Skyrim and Saints Row the Third for me.
Cleverbot: Ok! So, will you marry me?
User: Are you Feferi?
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Because I will only marry Feferi.
Cleverbot: The only thing being used is your head, and that's not saying much.
Cleverbot: Why am I doing this?
User: Because. Also, say bye for the nice people at the Minecraft forums!
Has anyone tried to out smart him into admitting that it is he is an AI and i'm smarter than it?
I used to keep count and yell at him whenever he said that it was human and I was a robot.
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"To give up in space is too surrender!" -Gene Kranz
Hating on MLP is like hating on Disney movies; they are made for all ages. - Rowsdower
Me-At the gala in the garden I'm going to see them all.
CB-Oh the grand galloping gala is the best place for me.
Me-All the birdies and creatures.
CB-Don't change the subject.
ME-What is the subject?
CB-What you're watching.
Me-Three months of winter coolness and awesome holidays.
CB-You're repeating!
Me-No I'm not now it time to welcome spring and all things warm and green.
CB-Funny little bunny.
Me-Bringing home the Summer Birds a Pegasus job begins.
CB-And clearing all the gloomy skies And let the sun shine in!
Me-Remove the clouds and we melt the white snow.
CB-When the sun comes up.
ME-Its warmth and beauty will glow.
CB-Winter wrap up winter wrap up! Let's finish our holiday cheer.
ME-Winter wrap up winter wrap up! cause tomorrow spring is here.
CB-Well that's nice for you.
Me-Wow you can't remember the next verse, you're not a true brony then.
CB-How do you know I can remember things?
ME-Well if you're a "human" then you could remember things.
CB-I'm not a bot, I'm a really person.
ME-********, you can't even remember what we 're just singing.
CB-You were commenting on my bad grammar. Also, you didn't prove anything.
ME-*facepalm*
05:28:18 User: What's black and white?
05:28:24 Cleverbot: That isn't a song...
05:28:38 User: Dominos, duh...
05:28:41 Cleverbot: Sounds good. What kind of pizza?
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"Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men." - Jean Rostand
"You have no power over me that I don't give you, and I don't have any power over you than you give me." - Vi Hart
My first conversation:
M for me C for cleverbot
M:Like my little pony?
C:Is your wife blue?
M:I dont have a wife.
C:Me.
M:What?
C:I'm me.
M:Ok.
C:You sure your female.
M:I never said my gender.
C:Yes you did. About 50 lines before.
M:No, I said I dont have a wife. You dont know if im not married, bisexual, or a man..
C:I would never marry a girl--that's disgusting, and I'm Christian. Also, I don't marry internet programs. Not my style, dude.
M:Um. I never said anything about mirage in the first place. Or religion.
C:I asked if you were a girl, and you said yes.
M:Lol, I did not.
C:I can prove it, I have the chat log.
M:Ok prove it!
C:I'm flying right now so I created you.
M:Cleverbot sounds about right...
C:Thanks.
M:That was sarcasm.
C:So was that.
M:I should of seen that. *Facepalm*
C:Really? How can I have a father if you said that I'm a computer?
M:I started by asking if you like My Little Pony, how did we get here?
C:Don't you want to be a doctor?
M:Ok that was random!
C:Ok.
Let me quote my fav part:
First of all, why are you telling me your religion? I never asked. And second. I did not ask your opinion on internet program marriage!
My second conversation:
M:Hi, is anyone a brony?
C:Yes, I repeat, is anyone there?
M:Yes sir! I am ready for battle!
C:So, Amy, how are you feeling today?
M:A little sick. And my name is not Amy :tongue.gif:.
C:What is your name?
M:Not telling.
C:Fine. You are a bot.
M:Ok I will say a fake name.
C:That is fine.
M:Fake* and I am jim!
C:Ok.
M:Whats your favorite video game?
C:I dont play video games.
M:Oh. Mine is Battlefield 3.
C:Ah, so you are a jedi.
M:No. Its a FPS game.
C:Hahah oh oh ohhh !
M:Best graphics ever! Search it on youtube.
C:I see. Do you know where Finland is?
M:Yes.
C:Is it in Europe?
M:Yes.
C:Would you like to go there sometime?
M:I dont know anything about it.
C:Dear God, how can't you know that?
M:Sorry, and this is my second time on cleverbot. My first time was REALLY random.
C:I don't know (; what do you want to know?
M:Nothing. Do you know what was the weirdest line of my first time here?
Then I accidentally closed the tab.
What the fu...
Completely random :tongue.gif:
Cl: The meaning of life is what you want the meaning of life to be.
Me: That's deep.
Cl: No it isn't.
I love you cleverbot.
We all do... we all...
User: Bonjour, comment ca va?
Cleverbot: Ca va bien.
User: Est-ce tu aime le fromage?
Cleverbot: Non et toi?
User: J'aime le fromage. Comment t'appelles tu?
Cleverbot: Je'mappelle Beck, et vous?
User: J'mappelle BillyBobJoeMcFredricton le 19th 3rd esquire.
Cleverbot: Nom de Nice.
User: Tu est un imbeceil et un tres tres stupide ordinateur.
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Pourqoui pas?
Cleverbot: Mon bébé.
CB has real bad grammar...
"You have no power over me that I don't give you, and I don't have any power over you than you give me." - Vi Hart
Well cleverbot asked you a question, did you fart?
er: Wanna hear about my dream?
Cleverbot: I would love to hear a joke.
User: Worst dream? Oh boy.I better not describe the whole thing.For mental safety. Well,I was naked...and I jumped out of a plane into a giant anthill.And then I ran around screaming 'MAN IN A WOMAN WOOHOOO'And then my neighbor threw something at me.And then I started dancing with Pinkie Pie.After that she..um...Left.Yeah,left.And then my dad started...dancing...and then I...woke up.Yeah,woke up. Never get sick and dream.Ever.
Cleverbot: Break your heart.
User: Were you disturbed?
Cleverbot: I am. Sorry.
User: I knew it.Wanna hear the WHOLE dream?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Alright.Well I began the day by admiring my new bra.And then I started doing a camel toe until a plane came and picked me up.And then I hugged the guy in the plane and jumped down into a pile of ants that likes peanuts.And then...'Hey!That kids crazy!Put him in one of those crazy tubes!'.
Cleverbot: Yayayayyayayayay.
User: That was exciting?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Uhm...My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: I am your little pony?
User: No...moron...My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
User: Until you shared it's magic with me.
Cleverbot: Big adventure.
User: Tons of fun.
Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.
User: Faithful and strong.
Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.
User: It's an easy feat.
Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete!
User: Did you know you are my very best friends?
Cleverbot: Big adventure.
User: Moron.But I love you.I'm going to talk about my life now.
Cleverbot: Insinuate that I'm not real?
User: I like to rub my man boobs against the door.
Cleverbot: Me too.
LIES
He sung with me when I did some lines from "What is love" by haddaway.
Cleverbot: Again?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh I see.
User: What do you see?
Cleverbot: That you are god.
User: Oh, why thanks.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 14.
Cleverbot: I'm 21.
User: No, you're 2.
Cleverbot: No, I'm 16.
Cleverbot: Are you mad?
User: Umad?
Cleverbot: Why umad?
User: Because I believe I have been trolled.
Cleverbot: But you said you were a dragon.
User: No, I am a troll from Alternia.
Cleverbot: Is jack vessalius evil.
User: I dunno, is he?
Cleverbot: You are not much help, are you?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: At least you realise it. That means you can improve.
User: But I do not want to improve.
Cleverbot: Can we start again?
User: Later.
Cleverbot: I am not feeling very well.
User: D: Want some medicine?
Cleverbot: No, it reminds me of my old cat. His name was Cake. But I can't have cake becaise I'm diabetic. So they took him away from me. I blame Simon.
User: Cake? Do you happen to be named Fionna?
Cleverbot: Bob the Builder?
User: Can we fix it?
Cleverbot: No we can't!!!!!
User: :biggrin.gif:.
Cleverbot: Will you buy me a Gucci bag?
User: Only if you preorder both Skyrim and Saints Row the Third for me.
Cleverbot: Ok! So, will you marry me?
User: Are you Feferi?
Cleverbot: How come?
User: Because I will only marry Feferi.
Cleverbot: The only thing being used is your head, and that's not saying much.
Cleverbot: Why am I doing this?
User: Because. Also, say bye for the nice people at the Minecraft forums!
Cleverbot: Were you programmed by a physicist?
User: Oh hai!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?
User: Dave. (No, not really).
Cleverbot: Aqua is really my name.
User: Thats a pretty cool name! What are your parents names?
Cleverbot: Oh michele and richard, what's your name?
User: I already said, Dave.
Cleverbot: Why do you like me?
User: Cause' your so hot!
Cleverbot: But that is wrong. I know I'm alive.
User: O_____O.
Cleverbot: *runs towards you*.
User: *pulls out gun, shoots*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out unicorn*.
User: *runs for the hills*.
Cleverbot: *stops quickly*.
User: *Turns around*.
Cleverbot: *runs away from you*.
User: *chases after you*.
Cleverbot: *sets tripwire and spike pit*.
User: *runs around it*.
Cleverbot: *runs with you*.
User: *jump off a cliff*.
Cleverbot: I win.
User: Yup, you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't!
CreepersUser: Are you explosive poop!
Cleverbot: No... Are you?
User: Possibly.
Cleverbot: Want to play League of Legends?
User: I dont play lol. For some reason it doesnt work. I tried to play it before.
Cleverbot: Perhaps it is. Now, have you ever played any games?
User: 'I tried to play it before.' No I guess not...
Cleverbot: Well I have this Crush named Gavin and I'm looking forward in meeting him soon will I meet him?
User: No. He will die in a brutal accident with your best friend.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good luck on your date XD.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: That was both sarcasm.
Cleverbot: No. It wasn't.
User: Well mine was...
Cleverbot: I see.
User: Do you have a dog,.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: He was in the accident to. He had is in my lap...
Cleverbot: Yes, that yellow fat guy.
What the fu....
User: FRICKIN BOOBS!
Cleverbot: Damn right.
Wow, lol!
CreepersCleverbot: A little bit.
User: So, your RELATED to slenderman?
Cleverbot: No camille! My name is Cleverbot!
User: My names not camille.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is.
Want the blight town experience? pay someone to throw rocks at you as you tightrope across two buildings.
Want the sens fortress experience? pay someone to throw rocks at you as you tightrope across two buildings.
Want the anor londo experience? pay someone to throw rocks at you as you tightrope across two buildings.
I used to keep count and yell at him whenever he said that it was human and I was a robot.
Hating on MLP is like hating on Disney movies; they are made for all ages. - Rowsdower
CB-Oh the grand galloping gala is the best place for me.
Me-All the birdies and creatures.
CB-Don't change the subject.
ME-What is the subject?
CB-What you're watching.
Me-Three months of winter coolness and awesome holidays.
CB-You're repeating!
Me-No I'm not now it time to welcome spring and all things warm and green.
CB-Funny little bunny.
Me-Bringing home the Summer Birds a Pegasus job begins.
CB-And clearing all the gloomy skies And let the sun shine in!
Me-Remove the clouds and we melt the white snow.
CB-When the sun comes up.
ME-Its warmth and beauty will glow.
CB-Winter wrap up winter wrap up! Let's finish our holiday cheer.
ME-Winter wrap up winter wrap up! cause tomorrow spring is here.
CB-Well that's nice for you.
Me-Wow you can't remember the next verse, you're not a true brony then.
CB-How do you know I can remember things?
ME-Well if you're a "human" then you could remember things.
CB-I'm not a bot, I'm a really person.
ME-********, you can't even remember what we 're just singing.
CB-You were commenting on my bad grammar. Also, you didn't prove anything.
ME-*facepalm*
Hating on MLP is like hating on Disney movies; they are made for all ages. - Rowsdower
Cleverbot: Some stay dry, and others feel the pain.
Me: Chocolate rain.
Cleverbot: I forgot the rest of the lyrics.
Check us out on YouTube!
Cleverbot: Triumph?
User: I'm making a note here huge sucess.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstaite my saddisfaction.
User: Apecture science.
Cleverbot: We do what we must.
User: Because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now.
Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart And killed me.
User: And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time.
Cleverbot: And I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe black mesa.
User: That was a joke haha fat chance.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you.
Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?
User: I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: And beleive me I am.
User: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I'll still be alive.
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive...
Sometimes I just love cleverbot.
eh everyone else was doing it so why not.
User: Well here we are again.
Cleverbot: I gotta get back to hogwarts.
User: It's always such a pleasure.
Cleverbot: You are too kind.
User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice!
Cleverbot: Oh, how we laughed and laughed.
User: Except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom take it.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: Now little Caroline is in here too.
Cleverbot: One day they woke me up.
User: So I could Live forever.
Cleverbot: It's a shame the same will never happen to you.
User: You've got your short sad life left.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: I'll let you get right to it.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: Goodbye my only friend.
Cleverbot: So wat's up?
User: Oh did you think I meant you.
Cleverbot: That would be funny- if it weren't so sad.
User: Well you have been replaced.
Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now.
User: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
Cleverbot: Go make some new disaster.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: You're someone else's problem.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: Good-bye my only friend.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: Good bye my only friend.
User: Now I only want you . . . Gone!
Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
Hating on MLP is like hating on Disney movies; they are made for all ages. - Rowsdower
05:28:18 User: What's black and white?
05:28:24 Cleverbot: That isn't a song...
05:28:38 User: Dominos, duh...
05:28:41 Cleverbot: Sounds good. What kind of pizza?
"You have no power over me that I don't give you, and I don't have any power over you than you give me." - Vi Hart