I apologize for the delays, but finals are approaching rapidly, and I have had little time to do much other than study and homework (it's 1:03 AM at the creation of this message). I promise on my honor that an update will come tomorrow morning.
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My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
Oh... ehrm...
I then go back in time and convince myself that that was a stupid idea and right now just more dakka.
Roll 1: 4
Roll 2: 19
Roll 3: 7
Roll 4: 2
Roll 5: 10
"Yo dawg, I heard you like inconsistency, so I put some misses on your kills, so you can be inconsistent while you're fighting."
Your allies add to your dakka spam, but the UnRed tide pushes forward...until the Tiger says, "I see your dakka spam, and raise you a KABOOM!" ,which obliterates the front lines of the horde. Your Kommandeur screams at the explosives team, "Are you [expletive] done yet?!", to which they reply, "We're working on it, don't [expletive] rush us!"
Enemies:
UnReds: Too Many
Range: 205m
Allies:
480 Fallschirmjäger
1 Kommandeur
1 PzKpfw VI "Tiger"
20 Fallschirmjäger (explosives, They're working on it, don't rush them!)
Players:
Gameguy602: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
ka_doink1234o0: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
RagnoRock987654321: Gewehr 43, 3 hand grenades.
engie_ninja: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
FlyingPig6789: MG42, 3 hand grenades.
Ampulugator: STG 44, 2 hand grenades.
secret_scribe1: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
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My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
Time to drag those tired PzKpfw VI "Tiger" pilots out of their and shoot at the bridge, hoping to make it crash. If it was successfull, I get out of the tank and scream YOU SHALL NOT PASS, BIATCHES!
aka. I am trying to kill the bridge so no zombies can get us.
The zombies are on your side of the river. You are holding the bridge to allow civilians to escape the city. You will detonate the charges after the zombies can't be held back any longer.
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My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
Really, the current amount of dakka we're putting out is shameful. Gork would not be pleased at all. Er, maybe I'm thinking of Mork.
Anyway, let's see if I can help the situation!
Also, you said the Snipers were in a tower, which side of the river is that on?
Roll: 19
"Noticing the explosion caused by Ampulugator, you look for zombies strapped with explosives. Not seeing any openly visible, you aim for one with a bulging uniform and fire. *BOOOM!*"
*GM's Notes: It's on the zombie side of the river, but that no longer matters as much. Read on...*
I use that as justification for going full auto at the UnRed horde.
Kommandeur: "Conserve ammo! We are holding them off, not wiping them out!"
Roll 1: 2
Roll 2: 1
Roll 3: 13
"*DAKKADAKKADAKKA* *SPLAT*"
Your allies and you are doing well, pushing the tide back even further. You begin to think you might escape when you hear distant booms. Suddenly, Russian artillery begins hammering on your position. While the artillery isn't accurate, it makes up for it by targeting the entire half of the city you are in. As you and your allies try to find cover, you see artillery rounds ripping apart friend, foe, and civilians alike. Gameguy602 and ka_doink1234o0 barely manage to get out of the church just as shells obliterate it. Just as suddenly as they arrive, the artillery shells stop, leaving the full view of the carnage.
A full 400 of your allies are dead, and the Tiger suffered damage, but it can still fight. Fortunately, the bridge and the men on it were not hit, but they are frozen, staring at the corpses of their friends and allies, one visibly shaking as he brushes off a severed arm that landed on his shoulder. The Kommandeur rises and yells at the survivors, "Get yourselves together! There are still civilians that are trying to escape, and those rotten Bastarde are still coming!" Taking heart, the remaining forces reform, and no sooner than they do that the UnRed horde comes again.
Enemies:
UnReds: Too Many
Range: 200m
Allies:
80 Fallschirmjäger
1 Kommandeur
1 PzKpfw VI "Tiger" (damaged)
20 Fallschirmjäger (explosives, Working but shaken)
Players:
Gameguy602: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
ka_doink1234o0: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
RagnoRock987654321: Gewehr 43, 3 hand grenades.
engie_ninja: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
FlyingPig6789: MG42, 3 hand grenades.
Ampulugator: STG 44, 2 hand grenades.
secret_scribe1: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
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My avatar is Chaplain Grimaldus. He is the Reclusarch of the Black Templars, and guides his brothers in worship of the God-Emperor, and roots out heresy with extreme prejudice. A.K.A: Righteous warrior priest, IN SPACE!
Roll 1: Natural. Friggin. 20
Roll 2: 12
"A quick two blasts results in two more dead UnReds."
Roll 1: 11
Roll 2: 1
Roll 3: 5
"Your poorly aimed burst only drops one UnRed."
Roll 1: 4
Roll 2: 17
Roll 3: 6
"You aim at the front of the horde, which happens to be the closest part to the bridge, and fire. Unfortunately, only a single UnRed drops."
Roll 1: 14
"*BLAM* *SPLAT*"
Roll 1: 15
Roll 2: 11
Roll 3: 18
"DAKKADAKKADAKKA! *SPLATSPLATSPLAT*"
Roll 1: 4
Roll 2: 19
Roll 3: 7
Roll 4: 2
Roll 5: 10
"Yo dawg, I heard you like inconsistency, so I put some misses on your kills, so you can be inconsistent while you're fighting."
Your allies add to your dakka spam, but the UnRed tide pushes forward...until the Tiger says, "I see your dakka spam, and raise you a KABOOM!" ,which obliterates the front lines of the horde. Your Kommandeur screams at the explosives team, "Are you [expletive] done yet?!", to which they reply, "We're working on it, don't [expletive] rush us!"
Enemies:
UnReds: Too Many
Range: 205m
Allies:
480 Fallschirmjäger
1 Kommandeur
1 PzKpfw VI "Tiger"
20 Fallschirmjäger (explosives, They're working on it, don't rush them!)
Players:
Gameguy602: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
ka_doink1234o0: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
RagnoRock987654321: Gewehr 43, 3 hand grenades.
engie_ninja: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
FlyingPig6789: MG42, 3 hand grenades.
Ampulugator: STG 44, 2 hand grenades.
secret_scribe1: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
The zombies are on your side of the river. You are holding the bridge to allow civilians to escape the city. You will detonate the charges after the zombies can't be held back any longer.
Play minecraft.
NOW
Anyway, let's see if I can help the situation!
Also, you said the Snipers were in a tower, which side of the river is that on?
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
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I use that as justification for going full auto at the UnRed horde.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Roll 1: 18
Roll 2: 6
"*BLAMBLAM* *SPLAT*"
Kommadeur: "They can handle it dummkopf! You need to hold back the corpses!"
Roll 1: 19
Roll 2: 15
Roll 3: 16
"*DAKKADAKKADAKKA* *SPLATSPLATSP-BOOOOM!*
Kommadeur: "Those schwein are strapping explosives to some of the corpses!"
Roll: 19
"Noticing the explosion caused by Ampulugator, you look for zombies strapped with explosives. Not seeing any openly visible, you aim for one with a bulging uniform and fire. *BOOOM!*"
*GM's Notes: It's on the zombie side of the river, but that no longer matters as much. Read on...*
Roll 1: 12
Roll 2: 5
Roll 3: 18
"*BLAMBLAMBLAM* *SPLATSPLAT*"
Roll 1: 3
Roll 2: 18
Roll 3: 19
Roll 4: 3
Roll 5: 4
"*RATTATATATATA* *SPLATSPLAT*"
Charging towards an enemy with 480+ people plus a tank isn't the greatest idea in the world...
Roll: 16
"Taking a page from Gameguy's book, you aim for an UnRed with a bulging uniform. *BOOOM!*"
Kommandeur: "Conserve ammo! We are holding them off, not wiping them out!"
Roll 1: 2
Roll 2: 1
Roll 3: 13
"*DAKKADAKKADAKKA* *SPLAT*"
Your allies and you are doing well, pushing the tide back even further. You begin to think you might escape when you hear distant booms. Suddenly, Russian artillery begins hammering on your position. While the artillery isn't accurate, it makes up for it by targeting the entire half of the city you are in. As you and your allies try to find cover, you see artillery rounds ripping apart friend, foe, and civilians alike. Gameguy602 and ka_doink1234o0 barely manage to get out of the church just as shells obliterate it. Just as suddenly as they arrive, the artillery shells stop, leaving the full view of the carnage.
A full 400 of your allies are dead, and the Tiger suffered damage, but it can still fight. Fortunately, the bridge and the men on it were not hit, but they are frozen, staring at the corpses of their friends and allies, one visibly shaking as he brushes off a severed arm that landed on his shoulder. The Kommandeur rises and yells at the survivors, "Get yourselves together! There are still civilians that are trying to escape, and those rotten Bastarde are still coming!" Taking heart, the remaining forces reform, and no sooner than they do that the UnRed horde comes again.
Enemies:
UnReds: Too Many
Range: 200m
Allies:
80 Fallschirmjäger
1 Kommandeur
1 PzKpfw VI "Tiger" (damaged)
20 Fallschirmjäger (explosives, Working but shaken)
Players:
Gameguy602: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
ka_doink1234o0: Kar98k Scoped, 3 hand grenades.
RagnoRock987654321: Gewehr 43, 3 hand grenades.
engie_ninja: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
FlyingPig6789: MG42, 3 hand grenades.
Ampulugator: STG 44, 2 hand grenades.
secret_scribe1: STG 44, 3 hand grenades.
To read the haiku that you
Just finished reading
Complipedia
I burst fire the fattest UnRed ******* I can find.
GODDAMN IT
STUPID GENDERFLIP VIRUS
Play minecraft.
NOW